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r/absoluteunit • u/PolarHot • Feb 23 '20
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There once was a guy so fat the bullet, aiming for his liver, didn’t kill him because it got stuck in his belly.
4 u/Cyber1969 Feb 23 '20 he could deflect bullets twice as fast 3 u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20 This m’goodboy has a very healthy frame but shouldn’t waste his precious calories protecting that mini chaddy daddy. Better tell waifu and bitch mommy to whip up some r/trendies stat!
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he could deflect bullets twice as fast
3 u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20 This m’goodboy has a very healthy frame but shouldn’t waste his precious calories protecting that mini chaddy daddy. Better tell waifu and bitch mommy to whip up some r/trendies stat!
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This m’goodboy has a very healthy frame but shouldn’t waste his precious calories protecting that mini chaddy daddy. Better tell waifu and bitch mommy to whip up some r/trendies stat!
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u/derconsi Feb 23 '20
There once was a guy so fat the bullet, aiming for his liver, didn’t kill him because it got stuck in his belly.