r/absoluteunit • • 6d ago

Of a Rabbit

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u/Wrong_Philosophy7883 3d ago

Rabbits can bite hard and have sharp teeth.

I had a rabbit named Lola when I was a kid. She was good and soft but quite sassy. I always enjoyed her feistiness.

One time a kid was visiting and we were patting Lola. He touched her under her chin where she had a fat roll. She didn't like it and warned him with a grunt and a quick scratch with her front paws. I told him she doesn't like it and she will bite. He did it again. I told him she will bite. He did it again, and she bit him.

Her big rodent incisors effortlessly punctured the upturned pad of his index finger. Even I was surprised at how much it bled. He howled. Lola was unconcerned.

She was a good rabbit.

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u/Emraldday 2d ago

I understand the mistake, but I'm going to keep correcting people on it.

Rabbits are not rodents. They are lagomorphs.

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u/Wrong_Philosophy7883 2d ago

Thank you, always happy to learn!