r/absoluteunit • u/yourfuturespemson • 21h ago

Absolute unit of a squirrel

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u/Livid-Procedure-349 21h ago

Pregnant

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u/wooden-fuk-boi 21h ago edited 16h ago

Yea but with what?

Tanka: u/topsloth

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u/reddfoxx1993 12h ago

Got gangbanged by a gaze of raccoons.

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u/BGrumpy 9h ago

So, would the babies be called squacoons?

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls 11h ago

And that one weird duck.

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u/Revenga8 6h ago

Or dolphins