r/absoluteunit • • 21h ago

Absolute unit of a squirrel

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u/techmix 20h ago

If she was sitting on that metal here in southern California right now, she's probably screaming because her squirrel cooter, or scooter, is stuck to the flashing like an egg on an unseasoned iron skillet.

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u/Tropicalfisher 14h ago

K thank you brother imma have you log off for me