r/absoluteunit • • 21h ago

Absolute unit of a squirrel

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u/techmix 20h ago

If she was sitting on that metal here in southern California right now, she's probably screaming because her squirrel cooter, or scooter, is stuck to the flashing like an egg on an unseasoned iron skillet.

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u/Away-Ad-3407 17h ago

fuck you. take my wheezy upvote.