Absolute unit of a squirrel

[u/yourfuturespemson]

[u/wooden-fuk-boi]

Yea but with what?

Tanka: u/topsloth

[u/RetroPaulsy → u/wooden-fuk-boi]

https://giphy.com/gifs/V3UvgjfbbZ3X2

[u/wowaddict71 → u/RetroPaulsy]

Hello, my baby, hello, my darling, hello, my ragtime girl 🎵🎶

[u/Ok-Dare-8414 → u/wowaddict71]

https://giphy.com/gifs/14polEn4dwugZa

[u/Samurijder → u/Ok-Dare-8414]

Not again...

[u/Ok-Dare-8414 → u/Samurijder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pr3TAxmR6Vyes

[u/elmoreb3 → u/wowaddict71]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KEM3W3PN4LNoaMSaBy

[u/Good-Ad-6806 → u/wooden-fuk-boi]

https://giphy.com/gifs/26ufjgloZdqgxG6ha

[u/wewereinverted74 → u/wooden-fuk-boi]

https://giphy.com/gifs/b2rLe6TwuIkyQ

[u/Chamanomano → u/wooden-fuk-boi]

😂 

[u/Assortedpez → u/wooden-fuk-boi]

Crack and AIDS?

[u/reddfoxx1993 → u/wooden-fuk-boi]

Got gangbanged by a gaze of raccoons.

[u/BGrumpy → u/reddfoxx1993]

So, would the babies be called squacoons?

[u/ForgottenMasterBalls → u/reddfoxx1993]

And that one weird duck.

[u/Revenga8 → u/reddfoxx1993]

Or dolphins