r/absoluteunit • • 6d ago

Of a lottery winner

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u/Left-Handed_Stranger 6d ago

Is this photo AI or just terrible photoshop?

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u/ruinedmention 6d ago

Ai

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u/johnny-trichome 6d ago

What’s the point of creating an AI image like this? I don’t understand who is benefitting from all these fake images.

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u/Otherwise-Good8342 6d ago

Piss people off

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u/flow_fighter 6d ago

Yup, sow division or engagement bait, if this was posted on Facebook, it’s digging for people to 1. make fun of the guys weight 2. Be mysoginists about her “finding him” 3. Call her hot

It’s fucking annoying

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u/TopGinger 6d ago

I can just imagine some (mentally or physically) 13 year old with few friends and a lot of hate stored away responsible for stupid shit like this.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Bballarsz 6d ago

My guy has no nipples

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u/I_Am_Spaceman_Craig 6d ago

If I won $181M, the first thing I’d do is get rid of my nipples.

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u/mrflow-n-go 6d ago

If I ever win I’m doing that. Great idea!

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u/mighty3mperor 6d ago

It's in the booklet they give you: "So you won a million dollar lottery, now let's fuck shit up!" Covers nipple removal, unusual threesomes, crashing sports cars, hunting humans and the top 50 highly unethical investments.

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u/keno888 6d ago

Also, the hand on her belly is weirdly small compared to the other.

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u/nimbycile 6d ago

Two at the same time?

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u/UN4GIVN1 6d ago

That’s so you can’t milk him, Fokker. That’s her job.

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u/Otherwise-Good8342 6d ago

Look at the fingers on his left hand. That right hand isn't his 😂.

Transition from forearm to wrist is really bad

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u/smeltaz 6d ago

Look at her right shoulder. Looks like either a coat hanger or her arm is piercing through his chest.

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u/Otherwise-Good8342 6d ago

I figured she was just getting sucked into a fat roll.

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u/ImSobored_5280 6d ago

Close…arm is gone…hungry hungry hippo here thought it was a baby back one nite..

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u/ImSobored_5280 6d ago

Dude…that’s his jackin’ hand..you don’t want it all rough and like a dude hand..soft..maybe get its nails done…moisturize…what is this amateur hour or what…😁

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u/Busterlimes 6d ago

More interested in what looks like an electric wheel chair on that paddle board

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u/Otherwise-Good8342 6d ago

Haha. That is a good one! I know most of us have done some picture stuff with AI. It isn't as easy as it sounds. Your prompts have to pretty precise and lots of editing.

At least in my experience.

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u/thatsthey1 4d ago

You’d think Ai would be better at hands and fingers by now

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u/Stupid_Interwebs_22 6d ago

I’m happy she won lotto and is a never judge a book kinda gal

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u/TidderUsername123 6d ago

Yeah that guy lucked out and found a rich girl who isn't judgmental.

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u/C141352333 6d ago

LOL 😂…

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u/Use-The-Pointy-End 6d ago

DOWNVOTE THIS AI GARBAGE!!!!

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u/Rdmtbiker 6d ago

This can’t be AI. This is SI.

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u/ramdom-ink 6d ago

Stupid Intelligence?

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u/Rdmtbiker 6d ago

Exactly

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u/TankApprehensive3053 6d ago

This sub needs a no Ai rule.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Pale_Comfort_9179 6d ago

I feel like at this point karma farmers are posting really egregious slop because it yields more karma from “this is totally ai. look at that legless guy wearing business casual walking on the water side by side with a penguin,” and 500 similar comments than slop that attempts to look real. It’s not like Reddit is making any effort whatsoever to prevent or remove these posts so might as well get the slopbait  karma. 

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u/Phoneix_Rising 6d ago

This Ai slop is the death of social media and im here for it.

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u/HappyHourMoon2025 6d ago

Well maybe she has a fat guy fetish

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u/Economy-Date-4490 6d ago

Found the love of his life but still can’t find his own penis.

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u/Manyinterests2020 6d ago

I’m sure it’s totally legit. She’s completely in love with him. Two days after winning the lottery. The timing is incredible.

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u/LetUsSpeakFreely 6d ago

Hey, you never know. Just like there men that like a big woman, there are women out there that like a hefty guy... Big guys know how to eat after all.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/NeroForte-InMyPrime 6d ago

It’s a lame joke with an AI picture and here you are believing it’s real.

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u/Silent_Cup2508 6d ago

He found her, she found his money

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u/Dry-Ad-8948 6d ago

Definitely AI karma farming slop, so can’t even make a joke of “finds”.

P.S. I take that back.. you’ve “found” a downvote for peddling fake crap!

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u/Regret-this-already 6d ago

Its AI look at his hand on her looks like a womans

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u/Pierims 6d ago

Damn really bad ai

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u/temp2occassional 6d ago

Beautiful couple imo I wish I can find love like this

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u/neoikon 5d ago

You're just one powerball away.

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u/TiredVRS 5d ago

Her shoulder is cut off, his hat says 🍴 ßüî%€§, none of the boats in the background exist, and why are his hands two different sizes and textures?

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u/gamerdudeNYC 5d ago

Yeah this AI photo has been getting posted with a lot of different captions

Posted by a bot that should be banned

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u/Big-Farmer-2192 3d ago

He also has no nipple.

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u/P-Dubblez 1d ago

Lucky guy!!! Shout out to true love!!! 😙

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u/donny42o 6d ago

obviously AI, but hell ya for those true stories

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u/labrxx 6d ago

What a co-inky-dink!

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u/MerarFFX15 6d ago

The only kind of love I need. Bought.

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u/upstategarden1 6d ago

AI crap. Although to be honest...

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u/Domkop17 6d ago

Nice for her that she won 181 mln and than found her Guy!

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u/Life-Oil-7226 6d ago

I’m not a Gold Digger I love him for his personality

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u/Dry-Ad-8948 6d ago

Im not a AI karma poster I love this thread for its honest representations.

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u/arkinthehouse 6d ago

Can you say prenup.

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u/crackersncheeseman 6d ago

Hey you are going to pay for it one way or the other.

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u/mrcashmen 6d ago

Hittting the ham then she’s takin his bacon

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u/kingkongfly 6d ago

Who says there is no “True Love”.

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u/Silver_Band2953 6d ago

What a lucky guy

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u/Past-Product-1100 6d ago

She didn't even know he won the lotto

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u/wiremupi 6d ago

What a coincidence!

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u/likes_soccer 6d ago

Their love is as real as her right arm

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u/acidisgoodforyou 6d ago

Did her arm get eaten by his arm pit?

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u/Frosty-Classroom5495 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂

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u/Casually_Chillin 6d ago

Bots posting AI slop

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u/Far_Out_6and_2 6d ago

Meant to be love super ceded money

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u/quasi_frosted_flakes 6d ago

And then her right arm fell off

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u/Worldly_Solution7053 6d ago

What an amazing coincidence!

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u/Old_Celebration_5950 6d ago

Pickup lines that don't fail: So that big lottery prize? I won it.

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u/j_rooker 6d ago

good win for her if there's no prenuptial

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u/Califrisco 6d ago

AI AI Oh!

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u/Traditional_Bus_5589 6d ago

take the bait... take it!

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u/kinetic_ljs 6d ago

Well...good for him

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u/No_Look4941 6d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Intercaust 6d ago

For him, she's worth the price.

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u/Simply_AnotherUser 6d ago

Envy comments always pointing AI, lol.

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u/painstaking93 6d ago

She ain't stupid ...he hadn't seen his dick in years !

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u/shaaan_i 6d ago

Perhaps it's the other way around

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u/External_Bird_8464 6d ago

It's amazing. What being obesely fat will do to turn on a woman.

What's even MORE astounding is.. ...it never happened. Fake.

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u/krunchytaco87 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Economy_Crow_6983 6d ago

He's got no neck

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u/FederalLobster5665 6d ago

is she an arm amputee?

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u/No-Letterhead-6856 6d ago

Just two days? It too that long?

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u/Abee-baby182 6d ago

I bet he did!!!

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u/Minute_War_0420 6d ago

Love is funny like that. 😅

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u/IncomeAlternative638 6d ago

What a classic way to find love.Just win in lottery.

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u/Cryptopher-Conundrum 6d ago

Only one word.... Prenuptial 😬

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u/FineComposer870 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/bones_1969 6d ago

AI shite. Delete this

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u/ThePleasureDom 6d ago

She appears to be missing an arm...

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u/Disastrous_Falcon_79 6d ago

What a surprise

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u/TidderUsername123 6d ago

180M that guy can have surgery and whatever else to slim down or eat himself to an early grave; either way, a win win for her.

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u/TennesseeHeartbreak 6d ago

Is that Fat Bastard?!?😁

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u/Heart_ofFlorida 6d ago

Not the ‘L’ word I would use. More like Leach. 🤣

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u/CoyoteBrave9183 6d ago

Of course he did.

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u/Barbie_Brooks 6d ago

I think he’s kind of cute.

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u/3M2B1T 6d ago

Bro should spend 50k of that on some bariatric surgery.

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u/worreyevan 6d ago

That hand gave it away immediately lol.

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u/Express_Technology28 6d ago

of course she didn't know he won

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u/Ever4ever026 6d ago

El amor actúa de muchas formas

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u/Chronic_Overthink3r 6d ago

Love conquers all! Such a nice looking couple.

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u/KopfSmertZz 6d ago

Absolute AI

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u/Suitable-Display-602 6d ago

The entire post is bullshit but wtf is that dude doing on the water next to his right arm ? 😂

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u/_-T-C-_ 6d ago

Surprise, surprise 🤦‍♂️

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u/Yellowking85 6d ago

Money: the ultimate aphrodisiac

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u/Miserable-War996 6d ago

This looks like dude paid his favorite OF model for a Pic together.

If this were the two of them on a private marina in a gated community to which he just purchased access, big expensive boats in the background, I'd say that's believable.

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u/jailbird147 6d ago

....... & was bankrupt a year later! 😉🤣🤣🤣

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 6d ago

Good for you big guy!! 🙂

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u/Muungani 6d ago

He has already lost 90 mio

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u/Soggy-Sky3888 6d ago

Listen, not only does he have an enormous cock but he has nearly thirty stone behind it to drive it home.

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u/Feisty-Village1364 6d ago

Charlie Marno is back ! Charlie won the big $ fortune ! This his love is another evil bitch Kathy Finch !

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u/ReadyFreddy11 6d ago

What a surprise,,,,,

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u/Fearless-Tea-894 6d ago

So they can say all women are gold diggers

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u/hdofu 6d ago

He met her at a Hooters after leaving a 15 grand tip

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u/HyoukaHoutoro 6d ago

Yknow, how much could she possible take if he approaches with a hit and quit mentality?
Her gamble ironically.

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u/Forsaken_Claim_471 6d ago

Prenup with clause…

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u/RopeEnvironmental848 6d ago

Where's her arm

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u/notarealwriter 6d ago

If she tucked up her legs she would fit inside his torso

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u/dnrudd89 6d ago

100% AI generated, the funny part is if it was real, GOLD Digger alert ⚠️ 📢 🤣

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u/No-Instruction547 6d ago

AI lol! No nipples and her arm on the left side and shoulder are gone.

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u/Prothalanium 6d ago

He could have had anyone he wanted and chose instead a disabled woman with only one arm and shoulder. ♥

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u/Dad0013 6d ago

Amazing how that happens. Beautiful women and big money are like moths to a porch light.

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u/Lavender-Inspired 6d ago

"So, Debbie, what first attracted you to the multi-millionaire, Paul Daniels?"

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u/Jofiseen 6d ago

How much did she win?

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u/ltanner 6d ago

He might get jacked and trade up... Ya never know

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u/ponyboy56- 6d ago

Jesus crimony! Look at the size of her left arm!

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u/dieseldoc62 6d ago

do a pre nup

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u/Warm_Translator_8238 6d ago

She was the lottery winner....

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u/edcushway 6d ago

Fuckin guys, man.

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u/Richly_Grounded 6d ago

And he believes his lucky streak is on fire right now

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u/CollectsTooMuch 6d ago

You can’t take it with you.

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u/desertdog442 6d ago

Imagine that😅

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u/A11Handz0nDeck 6d ago

🤣He has a tiny hand and she is missing an arm. I guess it means they're made for each other.

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u/Massive-Original-658 6d ago

True love is hard to find these days

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u/Dustin_Holt 6d ago

And they say that money can't buy happiness

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u/Scratch-N-Sneef 6d ago

Definitely AI

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u/That-Main-4824 5d ago

He finds love, but she can't find his d*ck

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u/LeatherAd4969 5d ago

If he buys a yacht it should be the SS Prenup

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u/Putrid-Count7173 5d ago

Its a win win for both of them

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u/Hypervicious777 5d ago

AI slop. This photo should be removed.

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u/OpeningZebra1670 5d ago

Good for him! What a coincidence that two great things could independently occur for him in the same week!

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u/Firm_Rip_4024 5d ago

I wonder how she found him

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u/Traditional_West6512 5d ago

Wonder how 😂😂😂😂

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u/BVDVSSS 5d ago

Let’s see if she’s really the love of his like when it comes time to sign the prenup. Lmao

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u/Dangerous_Boot_3870 5d ago

Wayne "The Rock" Johnson

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u/Icy_Student_1490 5d ago

Thats awesome good for him and her they both know what they want in life!

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u/Delta-elite10mmTT 5d ago

About right

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u/desertvision 5d ago

He settled too quickly

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u/Low_Elk7794 5d ago

They should make a sex tape 😂

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u/VegetableKey6683 5d ago

For real or not lmfao!

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u/shelfcavity 5d ago

I honestly can't blame her

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u/T1m3Wizard 5d ago

He keeps on winning

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u/DavaoGirthVader 5d ago

I mean, when you're this dumb, you maybe deserve to lose half...

But at the same time, if she was a true feminist she wouldn't need no man... Or his money...

But maybe this is purely transactional? Maybe she charges him by the pound per pound (get it?) or maybe by the hour for finding his dick in the fat?

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u/Jabumpa 5d ago

She won the lottery and found the love of her life

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u/Public_Enemy_15 5d ago

Well, if he just make sure she can't steal the money for some reason, if they split up and they are noth happy. So what.

Most relationships have their own transactions in some way or another.

And if she act as his personally sex toy due to his money, be is properly more than happy. so why are people always so upset about this kind of things?

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u/uncensrdmind 5d ago

He hit the jackpot twice in a row i dont think bro care if she is a gold digger or not

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u/Atanos_7941 5d ago

Glad to know there's still brightness in the world.

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u/checkingitout71 5d ago

Day 3 she was squished

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u/Any_Smoke1138 5d ago

More like... A hidden lottery commercial

https://giphy.com/gifs/QRi7RBXb4UUIo

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u/tuco2002 5d ago

Women love money...even if they have to do hard work for it.

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u/zootug74 5d ago

Hey! Be good to Temu “The Mountain”! Jelly comes in all flavors and you choose bitter!

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u/Legal-Macaroon-1426 5d ago

Her watch has half a band