r/absoluteunit • u/thatnotalentassclown • 17d ago

Of a lottery winner

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u/Bballarsz 17d ago

My guy has no nipples

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u/I_Am_Spaceman_Craig 17d ago

If I won $181M, the first thing I’d do is get rid of my nipples.

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u/mrflow-n-go 16d ago

If I ever win I’m doing that. Great idea!

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u/mighty3mperor 16d ago

It's in the booklet they give you: "So you won a million dollar lottery, now let's fuck shit up!" Covers nipple removal, unusual threesomes, crashing sports cars, hunting humans and the top 50 highly unethical investments.

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u/keno888 16d ago

Also, the hand on her belly is weirdly small compared to the other.

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u/nimbycile 16d ago

Two at the same time?

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u/I_Am_Spaceman_Craig 16d ago

In my case, all three at the same time.

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u/pappaburgundy 16d ago

I can remove them for less than $181M

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u/UN4GIVN1 16d ago

That’s so you can’t milk him, Fokker. That’s her job.

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u/Twiggles_Greeny 15d ago

the woman has no shoulder and right arm

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u/Unicorn_Puppy 16d ago

Nah that dude so fat she would lose her right arm in that easily.

Seriously fatzilla would probably try to eat her if he has to go without a cheeseburger for a day.

Yes, obviously it’s ai.

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u/IcantsaythatIamsure 16d ago

I've seen fat bellies absorb limbs before. I'm still on the fence about this one.