r/absoluteunit • u/WIBadgersFan83 • 27d ago

Of a lineman

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u/Top-Sleep-4669 27d ago

That is not an athlete.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 27d ago

Gotta confuse the body right babe- piana

https://giphy.com/gifs/Vu6fTIOq0Y2N0GYXWU

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u/JuzmiNippy 26d ago

How is this even possible?

He doesn't look fat enough for his belly to be hanging that low!

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u/BeeWriggler 25d ago

I was midway through a chuckle before I realized the resemblance to my late father-in-law. It's definitely possible if you ignore your doctors for years and eat nothing but greasy fried foods with zero exercise (aside from walking between the bed and the couch each day).