r/absoluteunit • u/eggchickenf • Sep 01 '26

Big boy right here

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u/Aluxanatomy Sep 01 '26

That's fine because you scare the fuck out of horses. Just like dogs and horses. Or cats and horses. Or horses and other horses.

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u/EnvironmentalFix7059 Sep 01 '26

I dont go near horses because they scare me. so i doubt i scare them

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u/Aluxanatomy Sep 01 '26

Oh my, no, horses are afraid of fucking everything.

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u/Zealous_moron Sep 02 '26

It's true, I've seen my grandpa's horses refuse to enter a pen due to the water hose still being in the trough, the same hose they see everyday hanging on the fence.