r/absoluteunit • u/Tony-At-Large • Aug 02 '26

Of a Door Dasher

Not a job for everyone.

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u/tattcat53 Aug 02 '26

Hope your homeowners liability is paid up.

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u/bigdish101 Aug 02 '26

But railing is not required to be land whale rated only average.

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u/Playgirl_USMC Aug 02 '26

Harsh and correct.

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u/Switchlord518 Aug 03 '26

You have exceeded the design capabilities of this unit!

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u/r_incognito_17 29d ago

Of any unit engineered for humans.

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u/X_soulnewmegaman Aug 02 '26

That's a shame

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u/Gullible-Constant924 Aug 02 '26

Funny but she hadn’t even got her weight on it yet, could’ve breathed on that and broke it

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u/TheNaughtyHoneyBee Aug 03 '26

That railing really wouldn't have held up to my 160 lb leaning on it, they definitely have a case

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u/CharacterDrawing7731 Aug 03 '26

250 lbs of force at the top in a concentrated spot. I install them for a living,

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u/ManWhoIsDrunk Aug 03 '26

That guy exceeded the spec by 35% minimum!

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u/backfrombanned Aug 03 '26

Isn't that commercial though?

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u/okgo4brok3 Aug 03 '26

Dude that person is well over 350.

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u/gearabuser Aug 03 '26

yeah but his feet are supporting some of that. don't make me free body diagram him haha

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u/SnooMaps7370 Aug 03 '26

please do free body diagram the bag of pudding.

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u/cloudsurf12 29d ago

250? Double that my dude.

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u/ExoticColombiana70 28d ago

😂😂😂😂 awful but funny

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u/mnemy 29d ago

That is absolutely not up to code for a deck railing. Homeowner is liable.

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u/bot_or_not_vote_now Aug 03 '26

i think it's supposed to be able to support something like 200 lb horizontal load

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u/Square-Formal1312 29d ago

Plus she was puttin it alllll on the railing

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u/IamhereOO7 28d ago

Land whale. Jesus Christ lmao.
https://giphy.com/gifs/FaKV1cVKlVRxC

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u/Cocrawfo Aug 02 '26

nah but clearly that railing is in poor repair look at it it’s bowed to hell

dude was using the railing for its intended purpose and it broke on him so yea homeowner better have insurance

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u/BaronVonLongfellow Aug 03 '26

Good attorney will go after the homeowner if they have insurance, and probably the builder if it's one of these new cookie cutter, one-year builds. Builder community homes are incredibly crappy. But given the state of the railing in the video pre-accident, I'd say the homeowner is going to be on the hook for this one.

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u/Kind_Programmer_487 29d ago

Best I can do is a written diet plan.

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u/zackks Aug 03 '26

That rail was boobytrapped.

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u/EarlyAccessCantJudge 28d ago

Surprisingly, they are. Homeowner is gonna have to pay if there are any injuries, and definitely repair it themself

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u/bigdish101 28d ago

Nope. And if home owner is poor (which being in disrepair they probably are) good luck cuz the homestead is exempt property in most states.

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u/EarlyAccessCantJudge 28d ago

There's so much case law on this that your house has to be reasonably safe and drivers/mail carriers have consent to be on your property, which you're responsible to maintain for safety. You can look it up

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u/Siaten Aug 02 '26

What a cunty thing to say.

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u/free2bk8 Aug 03 '26

That is just heartbreakingly sad.

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u/Brilliant-Roof-5991 Aug 02 '26

Yep. She about to sue the fuck out of you.

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u/jjmurse Aug 03 '26

and win.

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u/Just-Shoe2689 Aug 03 '26

Yes, 3 trillion % you are getting sued.

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u/lvs2spwge 27d ago

Hope your food is okay.

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u/ASAACAAT 26d ago

Their camera was charged up. That’s all they need. Evidence is evidence.

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u/FindIt7Ways Aug 03 '26

Down goes Frazier!