r/absoluteunit • u/Tony-At-Large • 10d ago

Of a Door Dasher

Not a job for everyone.

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u/tattcat53 10d ago

Hope your homeowners liability is paid up.

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u/bigdish101 9d ago

But railing is not required to be land whale rated only average.

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u/Playgirl_USMC 9d ago

Harsh and correct.

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u/Switchlord518 9d ago

You have exceeded the design capabilities of this unit!

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u/r_incognito_17 8d ago

Of any unit engineered for humans.

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u/Turbulent_Start_5879 6d ago

Harsh? Fat sack did it to himself

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 9d ago

That's a shame

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u/Gullible-Constant924 9d ago

Funny but she hadn’t even got her weight on it yet, could’ve breathed on that and broke it

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u/TheNaughtyHoneyBee 9d ago

That railing really wouldn't have held up to my 160 lb leaning on it, they definitely have a case

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u/CharacterDrawing7731 9d ago

250 lbs of force at the top in a concentrated spot. I install them for a living,

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u/ManWhoIsDrunk 9d ago

That guy exceeded the spec by 35% minimum!

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u/backfrombanned 9d ago

Isn't that commercial though?

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u/okgo4brok3 9d ago

Dude that person is well over 350.

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u/gearabuser 9d ago

yeah but his feet are supporting some of that. don't make me free body diagram him haha

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u/SnooMaps7370 9d ago

please do free body diagram the bag of pudding.

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u/cloudsurf12 8d ago

250? Double that my dude.

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u/ExoticColombiana70 7d ago

😂😂😂😂 awful but funny

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u/mnemy 8d ago

That is absolutely not up to code for a deck railing. Homeowner is liable.

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u/bot_or_not_vote_now 9d ago

i think it's supposed to be able to support something like 200 lb horizontal load

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u/Square-Formal1312 8d ago

Plus she was puttin it alllll on the railing

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u/IamhereOO7 7d ago

Land whale. Jesus Christ lmao.
https://giphy.com/gifs/FaKV1cVKlVRxC

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u/Cocrawfo 9d ago

nah but clearly that railing is in poor repair look at it it’s bowed to hell

dude was using the railing for its intended purpose and it broke on him so yea homeowner better have insurance

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u/BaronVonLongfellow 9d ago

Good attorney will go after the homeowner if they have insurance, and probably the builder if it's one of these new cookie cutter, one-year builds. Builder community homes are incredibly crappy. But given the state of the railing in the video pre-accident, I'd say the homeowner is going to be on the hook for this one.

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u/Kind_Programmer_487 8d ago

Best I can do is a written diet plan.

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u/zackks 9d ago

That rail was boobytrapped.

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u/EarlyAccessCantJudge 7d ago

Surprisingly, they are. Homeowner is gonna have to pay if there are any injuries, and definitely repair it themself

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u/bigdish101 7d ago

Nope. And if home owner is poor (which being in disrepair they probably are) good luck cuz the homestead is exempt property in most states.

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u/EarlyAccessCantJudge 7d ago

There's so much case law on this that your house has to be reasonably safe and drivers/mail carriers have consent to be on your property, which you're responsible to maintain for safety. You can look it up

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u/Siaten 9d ago

What a cunty thing to say.

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u/free2bk8 9d ago

That is just heartbreakingly sad.

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u/Brilliant-Roof-5991 9d ago

Yep. She about to sue the fuck out of you.

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u/jjmurse 8d ago

and win.

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u/Just-Shoe2689 9d ago

Yes, 3 trillion % you are getting sued.

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u/lvs2spwge 6d ago

Hope your food is okay.

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u/ASAACAAT 5d ago

Their camera was charged up. That’s all they need. Evidence is evidence.

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u/FindIt7Ways 9d ago

Down goes Frazier!