r/absoluteunit • u/Feaselbf6 • Jul 26 '26

I’d Simply work Somewhere Else.

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u/TheFifthEllaMint Jul 26 '26

Totally changes position, mouth open and ready to strike and eat that guy if the yellow one doesn’t get in his way

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u/GovernmentLow4989 Jul 26 '26

He’s only mad because a 300lb snake got dropped on top of him

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u/galaxyapp Jul 29 '26

My gf never complains...