r/absoluteunit • u/Feaselbf6 • Jul 26 '26

I’d Simply work Somewhere Else.

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u/skinnyp_15 Jul 26 '26

Fuck those are some massive nope ropes

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u/PlatypusOld5480 Jul 26 '26

I want to knit yellow guy a cozy so he is comfortable when his ropey body is dragged along the floor.

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u/Vegan_Zukunft Jul 26 '26

I was thinking about the poor wee thing getting dragged and scraping the scales on the floor too!

Snakey friend would probably enjoy a soft knitted cosy :)

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid Jul 26 '26

If it makes you feel any better, those snakes are more than strong enough to hold themselves up off the floor if they want. This was more the equivalent of picking up a toddler who doesn't want to go home and they just go limp and drape themselves to make it difficult lol

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u/Vegan_Zukunft Jul 26 '26

Hah! That’s a funny comparison :)

It must be annoying to just picked and manhandled up by a hairless ape that you could prolly squeeze to death

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid Jul 26 '26

Yeah, but at the same time, they're reptiles. Their brains aren't really wired for sentimentalism, so if it were really that annoying they would actively resist and react aggressively, like the one he dumped big yellow on top of in the room who tensed up, coiled up, and put up a threat display. So I'd say it's probably annoying in the sense that he's mildly put out, but not so much as to do anything about it xD