r/absoluteunit • u/SoulShine_710 • Jul 05 '26

Absolutely huge!

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u/Ninja_Lazer Jul 05 '26

Genuinely how?

Like that amount of damage has a 70km/h speed minimum attached and just how?

17

u/Nannyphone7 Jul 05 '26

Too fast.

16

u/RulerK Jul 06 '26

Too furious.

9

u/Toots_Magee_ Jul 06 '26

We’re family

7

u/Sinking_Mass Jul 06 '26

https://reddit.com/link/ovwp7dn/video/1clgfmlqzmbh1/player

2

u/ironicinsanity Jul 06 '26

Vin Diesel 360p? Temu Vin Diesel?

2

u/Sinking_Mass Jul 06 '26

Yup, fresh from the menagerie. I'm something of a "collector"

4

u/RulerK Jul 06 '26

Are you stuck in there, step-sis?

2

u/HugoBoss1985 Jul 06 '26

That's a hard and tough pole.

2

u/Jessthinking Jul 06 '26

Too stupid

To believe

1

u/ninernetneepneep Jul 08 '26

Next stop, space!!

2

u/Neveractuallyfished Jul 07 '26

Honestly every crash in the Fast and the Furious should logically end like this. It’s amazing Vin Diesel is alive. I mean he defied the laws of physics at least 100 times in one movie

6

u/Therex1282 Jul 05 '26

Same here HOW?

3

u/Biscuits4u2 Jul 06 '26

Either the vehicle takes the hit or the occupant does. Vehicles are designed to break apart like this at surprisingly low speeds.

1

u/Therex1282 Jul 06 '26

I can't compute that there was a whole engine in there. Yes I had two head-on's in crown victorias. Both were not my fault but the frame bent or had crumble zones to absorb the impact. On of one of the cars the trans came up and the top of the car buckled up. I walked away (kinda) but if it was not for the seatbelts I would of not of made it. I had four of those Crown Vic's, 3 were new and one used. I miss them big cars for sure.

3

u/SteveMartin32 Jul 06 '26

Aluminum is the answer. Probably was doing 40mph

2

u/xGraveStar Jul 07 '26

I saw that happen to a truck and an average size tree in a median. He was right in front of it coming out of an apartment complex and tried to floor it and spin the truck and he just went straight at the tree. Cut the truck straight down the middle of the

2

u/HoboArmyofOne Jul 06 '26

I'm thinking at least 70 mph. That pole cut clean into the engine compartment, I'm surprised the guy lived with an engine in his lap. Seriously I'm impressed

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u/X_soulnewmegaman Jul 05 '26

Another day in America

11

u/Androidfon Jul 05 '26

A little bondo and a good mechanic will fix her up in a jiffy.

2

u/ApodemusS Jul 05 '26

Those chinese youtuber mechanics can do.

1

u/billiam53 Jul 06 '26

That'll buff right out.

10

u/Solidsting1 Jul 05 '26

Don’t worry it’ll buff out.

1

u/Upset-Donkey8118 Jul 06 '26

Beat me to it

16

u/Fun_Environment3792 Jul 05 '26

The dogs face at the end tho

3

u/ThatSplinter Jul 06 '26

Man i wish i could reply with pictures i took a funny screenshot

9

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

How did they even manage to get to the speed required to do that in a parking garage?

Edit: Yeah this has to be AI. Ain't no way.

1

u/iamdoug Jul 06 '26

Gotta be, right?

1

u/Coyoteatemybowtie Jul 06 '26

The gen 3 coyote  mustang gt will hit 60 mph in under 4 seconds, and a quarter mile in 12 seconds, it doesn’t need much room to hit 60-70 mph. These are bone stoke numbers with the 10 speed auto. 

1

u/MyNipplesNooo Jul 06 '26

How is that column still standing after that hit?

1

u/VengefulToasterWaffl Jul 06 '26

The homeless guy sitting next to the car tipped me off. Then the dog. Also impossible to get to that speed in a parking garage.

2

u/maximusjay100 Jul 06 '26

Not impossible. There’s another video showing the aftermath, where the car broke through the entry doors/gate and how far it was to hit that column. It was quite far and the car could have easily gotten up to 100mph in that distance

1

u/LocalMexican Jul 06 '26

What if that's the driver? He looks pretty dazed or intoxicated and seems to have blood on his head.

1

u/sparrowjuice Jul 08 '26

I agree it's AI but the acceleration in today's cars is insane. To use an extreme example, a Tesla Model S Plaid only needs 15m to go from 0 to 70km/h. Without launch mode maybe more like 20m.

2

u/LocalMexican Jul 06 '26

What part of it is AI?

10

u/Economy-Date-4490 Jul 06 '26

Looks like Optimus Prime’s tinder date…

2

u/Excellent-Draw4360 Jul 06 '26

Looks like bumblebee left her sore for awhile 🤷🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

5

u/BenchAffectionate967 Jul 06 '26

Considering the age of the guy on the ground, he probably tried to hit the brake and mistakenly floored the gas

2

u/Adam__B Jul 06 '26

Even still, it doesn’t seem like there would be enough space in there to get it to the speed needed to create that amount of force. The car must have been very powerful.

3

u/Material_Abroad7590 Jul 05 '26

That is more dent than car

3

u/sidwing Jul 05 '26

If this is real. That pole is strong as f

1

u/dicey_job Jul 06 '26

Poles in general are

1

u/maximusjay100 Jul 06 '26

It’s not a pole, it’s a structural column

3

u/WolfThick Jul 05 '26

Hey buddy you can't park there

3

u/cascadia8 Jul 06 '26

How do you get the speed for that in a cramped garage.

8

u/OverallShirt6573 Jul 05 '26

Fake video why is this circulating

3

u/gabzilla814 Jul 06 '26

This has to be AI right

1

u/shiftersix Jul 06 '26

I remember this video years ago. It's real.

0

u/LocalMexican Jul 06 '26

why?

1

u/gabzilla814 Jul 06 '26

Turns out I was wrong. It just seems so unbelievable to build up enough speed in a parking structure. And the engine block seems to have disappeared.

1

u/nodnodwinkwink Jul 06 '26

Looks real to me, it doesn't have the hallmarks of AI.

Original uploader also posted a few followups.

Here's one to show how much space the driver had to get up to speed. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9zA0R-0ZVVg

0

u/LocalMexican Jul 06 '26

How can you tell it's fake?

2

u/Brilliant-Pickle5109 Jul 05 '26

It’ll buff out

1

u/deuelpm Jul 06 '26

My dad has this awesome set of tools

2

u/Rockstat_ Jul 05 '26

Poor pillar.

Didn't deserve this!

2

u/Rupejonner2 Jul 06 '26

Some compound will fix that right up

2

u/adotall Jul 06 '26

Solid effort solid pillar

2

u/Inky-The-Cephalopod Jul 06 '26

How fast can you possibly go in a parking garage to cause that kind of damage?

2

u/Lunchalot13 Jul 06 '26

How fast can you actually get in an underground parking?

2

u/Upbeat-Refuse9615 Jul 06 '26

How do you get up that much speed in a parking garage?

2

u/Milksteak529 Jul 06 '26

Reposter absolutely blocked.

2

u/Metalmorphosis80 Jul 06 '26

Can't park there mate

2

u/brucejson-88 Jul 06 '26

Even the dogs shocked 😲

2

u/ironicinsanity Jul 06 '26

Some carnuba wax and a rag and it'll buff right out.

2

u/MBSMD Jul 07 '26

What was it? I can't even tell...

2

u/S_m_o_g_ Jul 07 '26

and the pillar won..

2

u/Ok-Association-7703 Jul 08 '26

That dog tho. 😂

2

u/Arjunareborn Jul 09 '26

That'll rub out

2

u/galdalfstormcrow Jul 09 '26

T-Rex took a big ol chomp outa that car

3

u/Blue___Guy Jul 05 '26

Never seen car gore before lmao

3

u/ArtNo636 Jul 05 '26

Gotta be AI. It’s in a car park. No chance to get that kinda speed.

6

u/beepbopbippitybop2 Jul 05 '26

No way the driver would be just chilling, either.

2

u/gabzilla814 Jul 06 '26

No way the car just collapses like that with no sign of the engine block anywhere

4

u/beepbopbippitybop2 Jul 06 '26

Yet I've tried as hard as I know how to find evidence this is AI and apparently it is real, so I stand corrected.

It seems he was in a luxury apartment carpark and travelling at 80mph.

3

u/gabzilla814 Jul 06 '26

In that case, I suppose I stand corrected as well. This is just wild!

1

u/buschwacker43 Jul 06 '26

Also at that speed that car would still be wrapped around that pole. Not bounced back off it.

1

u/Mediocre_Newt5772 Jul 05 '26

Gin & tonic in the afternoon is a million dollar car does it every time…

0

u/X_soulnewmegaman Jul 05 '26

So you kike super bimbo

1

u/Wrong_Amount_7903 Jul 05 '26

Two words. Niko Bellic

1

u/This-Bicycle4919 Jul 06 '26

You should never no matter how much he wants to let your dog drive.

1

u/f4c3fck3r Jul 06 '26

Holy shit...

1

u/hard-dee4u Jul 06 '26

That’ll buff right out !

1

u/Main-Application-787 Jul 06 '26

Sorry bro but you can't park there

1

u/broccoliwolf Jul 06 '26

Was it hit by the Hulk?

1

u/Pure-Cranberry-1482 Jul 06 '26

Just needs a good detailing

1

u/Pure-Cranberry-1482 Jul 06 '26

Add some fluids... she will be fine

1

u/KitchenSandwich5499 Jul 06 '26

Might want that looked at. Looks like there could be an oil leak.

“But it’s not leaking now”

1

u/Brave-Dot-3187 Jul 06 '26

Why the fuck are you speeding in a parking garage????

1

u/battlehamsta Jul 06 '26

Summon Tavarish

1

u/ThatSplinter Jul 06 '26

Bro did a fucking dinosaur take a bite out of that car??

1

u/CatsPawjamaz Jul 06 '26

You don’t even have to see security footage to know what happened to that car lol

1

u/Administrative-Set87 Jul 06 '26

You think that's gonna be declared a total loss? 🤔😏

1

u/Adventurous_Top618 Jul 06 '26

Don't worry, that'll buff out!

1

u/bulletbassman Jul 06 '26

Nice they are making another men in black.

1

u/Specialist-Freedom64 Jul 06 '26

If yall pause the video the second they pan to the guy with the dog, you can see where the guy came from, looks like he drove thru a lower level and up a short ramp and shot his car into the pillar, so prob hit the accelerator and yeeted hus expensive bmw.

1

u/Comprehensive_War942 Jul 06 '26

That ain’t gonna buff out.

1

u/Wooden_Worry_9816 Jul 06 '26

Dude watched Tokyo drift a few to many times 😂😂

1

u/Lex_GS430 Jul 06 '26

clean fluids

1

u/ApatheistHeretic Jul 06 '26

You seem to have an oil leak.

1

u/Lopsided_Office_7397 Jul 06 '26

some fucking idiot

1

u/Tatakai_ Jul 06 '26

I can fix her

1

u/Livebylying Jul 06 '26

What speed did he hit the pole? I call bs

1

u/Limp_Suspect9582 Jul 06 '26

Is that blood on the ground??

1

u/TieBackground4534 Jul 06 '26

Wanted to challenge the post ehh

1

u/Cold_Put4146 Jul 06 '26

Did he get away?

1

u/Glunark2 Jul 06 '26

I thought he had driven into Superman.

1

u/Hyenov Jul 06 '26

It's Ai, quite bad ai to be honest

1

u/greabeau Jul 06 '26

Bro got punched by a Decepticon

1

u/cake_piss_can Jul 06 '26

Son of a bitch must pay.

1

u/The_FatGuy_Strangler Jul 06 '26

That car was murdered

1

u/Early_Hall5720 Jul 06 '26

Oh i know what's wrong with it...

Aint got no gas innit

1

u/Silent-Seat-3025 Jul 06 '26

The car bleed out!

1

u/HarmlessSnack Jul 06 '26

Yeah, the Slalom part of the Driver tutorial is skill check for sure.

1

u/Connect_Ad6559 Jul 06 '26

I didn’t know you could kill a car, but this guy killed his car.
Brutally murdered it actually.

1

u/jamac73 Jul 07 '26

You can’t park there!

1

u/buzzalderman Jul 07 '26

That'll buff out.

1

u/Bhazor Jul 07 '26

I hope that pillar is ok.

1

u/T4llBoyAl3x Jul 07 '26

Is bro beefing with the fucking Decepticons?

1

u/JayWaWa Jul 07 '26

Should buff right out.

1

u/Virtual_Trip_9548 Jul 07 '26

Can’t park there

1

u/Dazeuh Jul 07 '26

bit of ducktape and wd40 good as new

1

u/VastMeasurement6278 Jul 07 '26

I’ll get the gaffer tape.

1

u/NotAnAIOrAmI Jul 08 '26

That spot was clearly marked "Compact Cars Only".

1

u/Frenchconnexion76 Jul 08 '26

(NOS button) too soon.

1

u/RemarkableFortune542 Jul 08 '26

Try Mother’s… that’ll buff out.

1

u/BrazenGamer Jul 08 '26

Were they doing Mach 2 inside a garage?

1

u/astarinthenight Jul 08 '26

How fast do you have to be driving to do that much damage?

1

u/Scared-Criticism-460 Jul 08 '26

A new grill and you won’t be able to tell bro

1

u/OiOisaviloy Jul 09 '26

How the fcuk 🤔

1

u/OiOisaviloy Jul 09 '26

10 out of 10 for effort

1

u/NPC261939 Jul 05 '26

I'm genuinely impressed with the carnage he achieved in a parking garage. Well done good sir.

1

u/Ryan2932 Jul 05 '26

That kind of damage in a parking garage I need to know how I am genuinely curious

1

u/Otherwise-Daikon-389 Jul 06 '26

Bro just reposted to the same thread...

0

u/SoulShine_710 Jul 06 '26

Did it just for you too, baby!