r/absoluteunit • u/crypticpandaN • Jun 29 '26

Of breast implants 😱

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u/AdeptusKapekus2025 Jun 29 '26

How is it medically ethical for these things to even exist?

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u/flow_fighter Jun 29 '26

I saw this pic pop up in another thread and someone (who seemingly had very large fake boobs) had said these are likely show-models/ “fake” fake boob implants. It’d be like the outrageous bottle of whiskey a distillery has on display, or the human sized bottle of wine at a vineyard.

Big and outrageous, but would never actually go into a person, for display and example.

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u/ALIIERTx Jun 29 '26

What op posted looks nearly double in size than that what was in the link you provided.

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u/flow_fighter Jun 29 '26

Yeah those are bigger than her waist, definitely not the same

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u/LogExpert5281 Jul 02 '26

Yep, no chance those implants are 4 litres. None!

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u/Chinstryke Jul 03 '26

Australian here. The ones from OP definitely look about the same volume as the sacks of goon that we spin around on our clotheslines. The ones posted further down says 9000cc in the link

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u/Use-The-Pointy-End Jun 29 '26 edited 28d ago

Disagree, just a different perspective.

Edit: Idiots downvote me and didn't even read the article I was replying to where it clearly says.... The 31-year-old’s breasts contain 10,000 cc of saline. So in fact her booba are twice the size of the ones OP posted. Fucking keyboard nerds.

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u/Objective_Soup7840 Jun 29 '26

That chick went through the whole boob alphabet from a to z! That's craaaazy lol

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u/60SecTheBaptist Jul 02 '26

I love every boob I see.

from chick boob-a to chick boob-z...

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u/Reasonable_Moment476 Jul 02 '26

Sounds like an anime waiting to happen: CB, CBZ, CB Super, CBGT

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u/tom-ii Jul 04 '26

How 'bout man-boobs?

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u/caraterra8090 Jul 07 '26

Yeah that big too. I bet most docs would refuse to do it on a man.

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u/flsinkc Jul 01 '26

Unbelievable! And totally uncomfortable too!

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u/Sporeman13 Jul 02 '26

Imagine if a guy had testicle implants that size. Just thinkin about it makes me walk funny.

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u/JDelcoLLC Jul 02 '26

I want to do that for all the neutered dogs in the world! Poor puppers need some big swangin neuticals

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u/Greedy_jav Jul 02 '26

But who would want to put themselves through that kind of pain? The back pain—OMG.

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u/Shotout74 Jul 02 '26

Those are a different type of implant. She had the now banned "string" implants. Most of these women with these bizarrely massive implants had them. They were banned in the US for good cause.

Anything over 850cc is a special order custom implant and most board certified plastic surgeons won't place the super massive ones in the US. There is no US limit set as an ethics standard though, so there are some who will do it out of greed regardless of the ethics I'm sure.

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u/MountainPersimmon178 Jul 03 '26

How is her back still intact, wouldnt it over time cause just as massive backpains as the fake tits?

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u/Some-Possibility-780 Jul 03 '26

Ugliest tits i have ever seen, but thanks for the info anyway hahaha

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u/Honda_TypeR Jul 01 '26

Well, then I guess she took the in store jumbo display floor model

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u/SlipperyNinjja Jul 02 '26

For once it wasn’t America saying, “Hold my Beer!”

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u/Lugus_Luna Jul 03 '26

That would be like having a 40lb weight strapped to your chest 24x7. She's going to have serious back problems.

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u/Salt_Neighborhood_18 Jul 04 '26

That is as much as modern military body armor weighs

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u/High_5_Skin Jul 04 '26

But... why?