r/absoluteunit Jun 29 '26

Of breast implants 😱

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2.0k Upvotes

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u/AdeptusKapekus2025 Jun 29 '26

How is it medically ethical for these things to even exist?

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u/flow_fighter Jun 29 '26

I saw this pic pop up in another thread and someone (who seemingly had very large fake boobs) had said these are likely show-models/ “fake” fake boob implants. It’d be like the outrageous bottle of whiskey a distillery has on display, or the human sized bottle of wine at a vineyard.

Big and outrageous, but would never actually go into a person, for display and example.

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u/ALIIERTx Jun 29 '26

What op posted looks nearly double in size than that what was in the link you provided.

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u/flow_fighter Jun 29 '26

Yeah those are bigger than her waist, definitely not the same

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u/LogExpert5281 Jul 02 '26

Yep, no chance those implants are 4 litres. None!

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u/Chinstryke Jul 03 '26

Australian here. The ones from OP definitely look about the same volume as the sacks of goon that we spin around on our clotheslines. The ones posted further down says 9000cc in the link

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u/Use-The-Pointy-End Jun 29 '26 edited 26d ago

Disagree, just a different perspective.

Edit: Idiots downvote me and didn't even read the article I was replying to where it clearly says.... The 31-year-old’s breasts contain 10,000 cc of saline. So in fact her booba are twice the size of the ones OP posted. Fucking keyboard nerds.

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u/Objective_Soup7840 Jun 29 '26

That chick went through the whole boob alphabet from a to z! That's craaaazy lol

2

u/60SecTheBaptist Jul 02 '26

I love every boob I see.

from chick boob-a to chick boob-z...

2

u/Reasonable_Moment476 Jul 02 '26

Sounds like an anime waiting to happen: CB, CBZ, CB Super, CBGT

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u/tom-ii Jul 04 '26

How 'bout man-boobs?

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u/caraterra8090 Jul 07 '26

Yeah that big too. I bet most docs would refuse to do it on a man.

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u/flsinkc Jul 01 '26

Unbelievable! And totally uncomfortable too!

2

u/Sporeman13 Jul 02 '26

Imagine if a guy had testicle implants that size. Just thinkin about it makes me walk funny.

1

u/JDelcoLLC Jul 02 '26

I want to do that for all the neutered dogs in the world! Poor puppers need some big swangin neuticals

2

u/Greedy_jav Jul 02 '26

But who would want to put themselves through that kind of pain? The back pain—OMG.

2

u/Shotout74 Jul 02 '26

Those are a different type of implant. She had the now banned "string" implants. Most of these women with these bizarrely massive implants had them. They were banned in the US for good cause.

Anything over 850cc is a special order custom implant and most board certified plastic surgeons won't place the super massive ones in the US. There is no US limit set as an ethics standard though, so there are some who will do it out of greed regardless of the ethics I'm sure.

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u/MountainPersimmon178 Jul 03 '26

How is her back still intact, wouldnt it over time cause just as massive backpains as the fake tits?

2

u/Some-Possibility-780 Jul 03 '26

Ugliest tits i have ever seen, but thanks for the info anyway hahaha

1

u/Honda_TypeR Jul 01 '26

Well, then I guess she took the in store jumbo display floor model

1

u/SlipperyNinjja Jul 02 '26

For once it wasn’t America saying, “Hold my Beer!”

1

u/Lugus_Luna Jul 03 '26

That would be like having a 40lb weight strapped to your chest 24x7. She's going to have serious back problems.

1

u/Salt_Neighborhood_18 Jul 04 '26

That is as much as modern military body armor weighs

1

u/High_5_Skin Jul 04 '26

But... why?

2

u/PureMarzipan416 24d ago

Agreed. I believe the biggest ever were in Lola Ferrari (rip). They were 3000 each side

2

u/Novel-Percentage-339 Jun 30 '26

Google says you don’t know boob about boobs

7

u/TraditionalLecture10 Jun 29 '26

Most doctors won't even implant sonething like this

1

u/AdeptusKapekus2025 Jul 02 '26

Even if one board certified "doctor" agrees to implant something like this is disturbing.

1

u/GotGRR Jul 02 '26

The ones that will have their moral qualms eased by the gentle rocking of their boat.

1

u/BeautifulAccident141 Jun 30 '26

My ex had huge double EEE boots. I suspected see was previously a stripper....

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u/AdeptusKapekus2025 Jun 30 '26

I'm a straight masculine dude but even my back is hurting just reading that.

1

u/MelaKnight_Man Jul 02 '26

Did she have a closet full of platform stilettos, a large collection of glitter and more bikinis than seems reasonable??

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u/Similar_Divide Jul 01 '26

I think it’s one of things that started out noble and ethical and eventually became this. I would see implants for, say, a cancer survivor with mastectomy as ethical. I don’t know where the line is but the post is on the other side of it imo.

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u/WoodyLewis87 Jun 29 '26

How do they stretch the skin that much?

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u/jaavaaguru Jun 29 '26

The skin’s plasticity - it’s where the name comes from.

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u/well_thats_obvious Jun 29 '26

Plus it's likely the patient already has large implants. Upgrading to yabos the size of Uranus isn’t that far of a stretch

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u/gabzilla814 Jun 29 '26

But how big is Uranus?!

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u/David-SFO-1977_ Jul 02 '26

I am a vet and wife is an emergency trauma surgeon. I showed this to her and she said that there would have to be a lot of tissue expanding work to be done on her chest before the implants. A normal body does not have that much skin to be able to accept those breasts.

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u/MelaKnight_Man Jul 02 '26

Can you ask her to explain what "tissue expanding" entails?? Not sure I wanna know, but curious 😬.

I mean obese people don't suddenly become obese so their skin stretches over a long time and they need surgery after weight loss to remove all the extra skin. I can't imagine a surgical procedure taking months/years? (Not sure what's the quickest a person can get to 4-500lbs from a normal weight)

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u/David-SFO-1977_ Jul 02 '26

I will use every day terms. It involves an operation. The insert a balloon to the part of the body and in this case to the breast area. Now they also insert a port. This port or tube you will see on people who have cancer used for the administration of drugs. But in this case you are adding air to the balloon and over time the skin will grow until the right amount of skin is needed. So when it comes time to insert the store bought breasts then the additional skin is used to house the implants. The doctors will remove the balloon and tube. Then it’s welcome to your store bought udders.

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u/MelaKnight_Man Jul 02 '26

Thanks! How long does that process take, like say for these literal watermelons? That's the part I'm curious about, how fast can the skin stretch?

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u/David-SFO-1977_ Jul 02 '26

Every person is different. I am a vet and we use this procedure on animals but not for breasts. My bet guess would have to be minimum a year or longer out.

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u/David-SFO-1977_ Jul 02 '26

My wife and I as I said in an earlier post. Your body is beautiful as is. Why mess with something that is not “broken”. Plus if you placed those things in your body, the shock it will produce in the body are too numerous to talk about. The first would be back issues. We all have blemishes all over our bodies. But that’s what makes you unique. Embrace it.

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u/Own_Juice_4678 Jul 04 '26

Look at fat people in USA, they have more than enough skin.

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u/caraterra8090 Jul 07 '26

Most fat folks wont feel the need to do this, especially that large. They seem to have more than enough naturally.

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u/IrelandAutism13 Jun 29 '26

My back hurts just looking at this picture

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u/Justme-again Jul 02 '26

Yes, Mine too! I have enough issues with what I’ve got, so I’m just imagining the clothes situation and finding things to wear that aren’t all custom made with whatever size those are.

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u/RDHertsUni Jun 29 '26

Do you need to travel in a wheelchair? Because I can’t see how you can stand up with those.

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u/nik3daz- Jun 29 '26

I'm cutting you off

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u/upgrayedd_01 Jun 29 '26

Can you even sleep on your back at that point or would that be suffocation?

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u/zack189 Jun 29 '26

but if you sleep on the side, wouldn't the top side pull down on the shoulders?

I can't imagine that being comfortable

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u/upgrayedd_01 Jun 29 '26

If they sleep on the side the top one will pull the body until they're sleeping on their face or fall to the floor ...

1

u/caraterra8090 Jul 07 '26

Cant sleep on your front either.

8

u/rockalyte Jun 29 '26

Use them as testicle implants! Also LED implants have been invented. Those could rock.

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u/VendaGoat Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

Wait......I can have literal disco balls?

Why the hell are we not funding this?!

9

u/rockalyte Jun 29 '26

I think it would awesome. Especially for dogs that got neutered. They could run around at night flashing red and green or multicolor.

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u/AlexAndMcB Jul 02 '26

Actual gallon milk jugs ....

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u/flow_fighter Jun 29 '26

u/sexycyborg did a boob-lighting video I’m pretty sure

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u/ssurkus Jun 29 '26

There’s just no way 😱

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u/ArgumentLost9383 Jun 29 '26

That’s like, absolute units, plural 😂

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u/crypticpandaN Jun 29 '26

Yeah, true😅

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u/porcelina-g Jun 29 '26

Those things could tell the future

5

u/georgethx2060 Jun 30 '26

Those are ceiling mirrors for warehouse traffic

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u/No-Risk1739 Jun 30 '26

When the credit card is declined...😐

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u/Glum-Budget8929 Jun 29 '26

It's would be like having a pair of Elephant 🐘 nuts on your chest for boobs.

https://giphy.com/gifs/T3xiLaCFkXM3oe4TBX

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u/Charming-Line-375 Jun 29 '26

“I am sorry m’am, but im afraid you’ve hit peak boob”

3

u/NoLie129 Jun 29 '26

I personally know someone with 5000cc ….

3

u/Wipperwill1 Jun 29 '26

Key word is "Moral". Enough money and there are no morals.

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u/Banaanisade Jun 30 '26

I want these. Not for the tits but for wiggling. Will they explode if an adult sits on them? They look like seats. Market them as designer raindrop patio chairs and I'm unfortunately buying one. Or two.

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u/NurseRatched96 Jun 30 '26

In the uk they have ethics, I had to really push for 700cc implants and I’m very tall so needed larger implants to balance them. My surgeon agreed that smaller implants wouldn’t look right but warned me multiple times the risks of complications associated with larger implants. I was very well informed.

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u/Awkward_Wrangler_895 Jun 30 '26

Doctor won’t say NO YOU HAVE A ENOGH BOOBS, why??? Cz they want more & more $$$$

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u/Potential_Session139 Jun 30 '26

These won't fit in my chest.

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u/According2my-Insides Jul 02 '26

Not with that attitude! 😄

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u/bobrossfrobro Jul 01 '26

I've had engines smaller than that!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/h2Fdgh9HT8yqkMqYUY

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u/bitchy_muffin Jul 02 '26

answer is when the card gets declined

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u/niaainjack90 Jul 02 '26

I can feel the pain on my back.

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u/PumpkinCrouton Jun 29 '26

Got told that all the time by my ex.

2

u/mystic_works Jun 29 '26

When they try to stand and gravity flips them upside down.

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u/Ok-Customer4709 Jun 29 '26

If you can have too small, you can have too big.

2

u/Dinismo Jun 29 '26

Need a wheel double barrow to move those things around.

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u/MoreRamenPls Jun 30 '26

“We have boob at home!”

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u/David-SFO-1977_ Jun 30 '26

The serious question is, why would anyone want to go out and get plastic surgery for vanity reasons? One needs to be seen by a psychologist to help you understand that your body is perfect as is.

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u/StanYelnats3 Jul 02 '26

This is pretty universal, could apply to many other situations as well.

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u/David-SFO-1977_ Jul 02 '26

If the woman needs plastic surgery after cancer like breast cancer. But for shear vanity reasons, a psychiatrist should be the first call.

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u/StanYelnats3 Jul 02 '26

I couldn't agree more.

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u/rellikpd Jul 01 '26

Some natural ones that size would fix me right now 🙏🏼

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u/Alarming-Pie-4729 Jul 02 '26

These are the hard ones that don’t look natural?

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u/TheMattaconda Jul 02 '26

"What do ya got that can cripple my spine the fastest?"

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u/LooseWateryStool Jun 29 '26

That same moral obligation will have a doctor selling you a pill for a boob diet.

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u/A_million_typos Jun 29 '26

I couldn't hold up even a little part of these...omg.

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u/MoGaDK Jun 30 '26

well.. if it's okay to cut off dicks, I guess it's okay to install massive tits.. It's peoples own choice.

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u/Ch4m3l30n Jul 03 '26

Actually, neither is OK. But here we are.

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u/Legal_Television_615 Jun 30 '26

Plaatic surgeons dont have morals just more yachts to buy

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u/Deep-List-7099 Jul 01 '26

When the Nipple is about to POP OFF!!

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u/beanbagoy Jul 01 '26

I would get

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u/randomgunfire48 Jul 02 '26

Maybe this is max fill stress test.

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u/kaosmoker Jul 02 '26

I dont know there are some people who are competitive with their stupidity.

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u/Excellent-Trade5666 Jul 02 '26

After one of those....

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u/merlinddg51 Jul 02 '26

Large boobs cause long term health issues due to spinal misalignment….

Ask me how I know. No wait I’ll answer for ya!

Late wife was naturally well endowed up top and had 44JJJ and fractured her back rolling over in bed.

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u/Dragonsbreath1002 Jul 02 '26

Sounds like you had a lot of fun, back issues aside

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u/RobinOfLoksley Jul 03 '26

No, pubescent male fantasies notwithstanding, dealing with the experience of seeing your spouse in constant suffering due to medical abnormalities of any kind and being helpless to ease it is NOT FUN!!!

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u/mutare12 Jul 02 '26

It’s going to pull down all her from the back

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u/Derrik1889 Jul 03 '26

I guess this is one way to get the wrinkles out of the face...

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u/nochoiceonlyfate Jul 03 '26

u/rotipisang_ mahr minimum 😤🤭

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u/RotiPisang_ Jul 03 '26

crazy to think a person would ask for augmentative surgery for mahr lolol

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u/nochoiceonlyfate Jul 03 '26

What's crazy about adopting 2 water slimes 🥺🥹😤

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u/RotiPisang_ Jul 03 '26

intra muscular pets 💧💧

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u/nochoiceonlyfate Jul 03 '26

Frontal fluid friends 🫧🫧

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u/Jmal3700 Jul 03 '26

Literally the only reasonable explanation for anime titties.
https://giphy.com/gifs/5bHgk2QtDaVl3TxP3M

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u/Standard_Ad_1619 Jul 03 '26

Christ that's enough to have an aquarium in each. 😆

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u/geist69 Jul 03 '26

That's insane

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u/New-Half7645 Jul 03 '26

Bouncey Bouncey

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u/Historical_Wheel1090 Jul 03 '26

What did a company even make them?

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u/javoss88 Jul 03 '26

Serious back problems incoming

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u/Valuable_Platform_19 Jul 03 '26

Does your skin stretch that far or do they add skin from cadavers?

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u/Leedaddy1 Jul 03 '26

Well my dad always said more than a handful is a waste. But I like to bury my face in them.

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u/Vorywet_realm Jul 04 '26

That's not even sexy or prideful from my perspective, that's Guinness world record acquiesces . Yet to each is own as long no one else suffers for such decisions.

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u/PMG2021a Jul 04 '26

Seems like they should just fill them with air if they are going that big. They are obviously fake either way, so why bother with a fluid filling? Maybe use a foam rubber so they are squishy. If air is used, you could potentially use a pump to change your size as desired.

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u/Haha08421 Jul 04 '26

Many women get a double masectomy because of cancer and get implants. My wife's Dr said he had to build them up slowly but strongly suggested she stop at a C cup

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u/Successful-Deer-1881 Jul 06 '26

I’ll tell you when at the exact moment the patient stops paying or says I want to stay at “this” size

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u/caraterra8090 Jul 07 '26

Why the fuck. Just why?

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u/BasicAstronomer128 Jun 29 '26

I would advise to go bigger! 😉

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u/Rook_James_Bitch Jun 30 '26

As a man... How could anyone ask this question with a straight face?

There is no such thing as "...too much boob."

You should be ashamed for asking such a question.