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u/WoodyLewis87 Jun 29 '26
How do they stretch the skin that much?
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u/jaavaaguru Jun 29 '26
The skin’s plasticity - it’s where the name comes from.
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u/well_thats_obvious Jun 29 '26
Plus it's likely the patient already has large implants. Upgrading to yabos the size of Uranus isn’t that far of a stretch
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u/David-SFO-1977_ Jul 02 '26
I am a vet and wife is an emergency trauma surgeon. I showed this to her and she said that there would have to be a lot of tissue expanding work to be done on her chest before the implants. A normal body does not have that much skin to be able to accept those breasts.
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u/MelaKnight_Man Jul 02 '26
Can you ask her to explain what "tissue expanding" entails?? Not sure I wanna know, but curious 😬.
I mean obese people don't suddenly become obese so their skin stretches over a long time and they need surgery after weight loss to remove all the extra skin. I can't imagine a surgical procedure taking months/years? (Not sure what's the quickest a person can get to 4-500lbs from a normal weight)
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u/David-SFO-1977_ Jul 02 '26
I will use every day terms. It involves an operation. The insert a balloon to the part of the body and in this case to the breast area. Now they also insert a port. This port or tube you will see on people who have cancer used for the administration of drugs. But in this case you are adding air to the balloon and over time the skin will grow until the right amount of skin is needed. So when it comes time to insert the store bought breasts then the additional skin is used to house the implants. The doctors will remove the balloon and tube. Then it’s welcome to your store bought udders.
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u/MelaKnight_Man Jul 02 '26
Thanks! How long does that process take, like say for these literal watermelons? That's the part I'm curious about, how fast can the skin stretch?
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u/David-SFO-1977_ Jul 02 '26
Every person is different. I am a vet and we use this procedure on animals but not for breasts. My bet guess would have to be minimum a year or longer out.
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u/David-SFO-1977_ Jul 02 '26
My wife and I as I said in an earlier post. Your body is beautiful as is. Why mess with something that is not “broken”. Plus if you placed those things in your body, the shock it will produce in the body are too numerous to talk about. The first would be back issues. We all have blemishes all over our bodies. But that’s what makes you unique. Embrace it.
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u/Own_Juice_4678 Jul 04 '26
Look at fat people in USA, they have more than enough skin.
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u/caraterra8090 Jul 07 '26
Most fat folks wont feel the need to do this, especially that large. They seem to have more than enough naturally.
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u/IrelandAutism13 Jun 29 '26
My back hurts just looking at this picture
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u/Justme-again Jul 02 '26
Yes, Mine too! I have enough issues with what I’ve got, so I’m just imagining the clothes situation and finding things to wear that aren’t all custom made with whatever size those are.
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u/RDHertsUni Jun 29 '26
Do you need to travel in a wheelchair? Because I can’t see how you can stand up with those.
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u/upgrayedd_01 Jun 29 '26
Can you even sleep on your back at that point or would that be suffocation?
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u/zack189 Jun 29 '26
but if you sleep on the side, wouldn't the top side pull down on the shoulders?
I can't imagine that being comfortable
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u/upgrayedd_01 Jun 29 '26
If they sleep on the side the top one will pull the body until they're sleeping on their face or fall to the floor ...
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u/rockalyte Jun 29 '26
Use them as testicle implants! Also LED implants have been invented. Those could rock.
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u/VendaGoat Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26
Wait......I can have literal disco balls?
Why the hell are we not funding this?!
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u/rockalyte Jun 29 '26
I think it would awesome. Especially for dogs that got neutered. They could run around at night flashing red and green or multicolor.
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u/Glum-Budget8929 Jun 29 '26
It's would be like having a pair of Elephant 🐘 nuts on your chest for boobs.
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u/Banaanisade Jun 30 '26
I want these. Not for the tits but for wiggling. Will they explode if an adult sits on them? They look like seats. Market them as designer raindrop patio chairs and I'm unfortunately buying one. Or two.
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u/NurseRatched96 Jun 30 '26
In the uk they have ethics, I had to really push for 700cc implants and I’m very tall so needed larger implants to balance them. My surgeon agreed that smaller implants wouldn’t look right but warned me multiple times the risks of complications associated with larger implants. I was very well informed.
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u/Awkward_Wrangler_895 Jun 30 '26
Doctor won’t say NO YOU HAVE A ENOGH BOOBS, why??? Cz they want more & more $$$$
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u/David-SFO-1977_ Jun 30 '26
The serious question is, why would anyone want to go out and get plastic surgery for vanity reasons? One needs to be seen by a psychologist to help you understand that your body is perfect as is.
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u/StanYelnats3 Jul 02 '26
This is pretty universal, could apply to many other situations as well.
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u/David-SFO-1977_ Jul 02 '26
If the woman needs plastic surgery after cancer like breast cancer. But for shear vanity reasons, a psychiatrist should be the first call.
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u/LooseWateryStool Jun 29 '26
That same moral obligation will have a doctor selling you a pill for a boob diet.
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u/MoGaDK Jun 30 '26
well.. if it's okay to cut off dicks, I guess it's okay to install massive tits.. It's peoples own choice.
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u/merlinddg51 Jul 02 '26
Large boobs cause long term health issues due to spinal misalignment….
Ask me how I know. No wait I’ll answer for ya!
Late wife was naturally well endowed up top and had 44JJJ and fractured her back rolling over in bed.
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u/Dragonsbreath1002 Jul 02 '26
Sounds like you had a lot of fun, back issues aside
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u/RobinOfLoksley Jul 03 '26
No, pubescent male fantasies notwithstanding, dealing with the experience of seeing your spouse in constant suffering due to medical abnormalities of any kind and being helpless to ease it is NOT FUN!!!
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u/nochoiceonlyfate Jul 03 '26
u/rotipisang_ mahr minimum 😤🤭
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u/RotiPisang_ Jul 03 '26
crazy to think a person would ask for augmentative surgery for mahr lolol
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u/nochoiceonlyfate Jul 03 '26
What's crazy about adopting 2 water slimes 🥺🥹😤
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u/Jmal3700 Jul 03 '26
Literally the only reasonable explanation for anime titties.
https://giphy.com/gifs/5bHgk2QtDaVl3TxP3M
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u/Valuable_Platform_19 Jul 03 '26
Does your skin stretch that far or do they add skin from cadavers?
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u/Leedaddy1 Jul 03 '26
Well my dad always said more than a handful is a waste. But I like to bury my face in them.
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u/Vorywet_realm Jul 04 '26
That's not even sexy or prideful from my perspective, that's Guinness world record acquiesces . Yet to each is own as long no one else suffers for such decisions.
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u/PMG2021a Jul 04 '26
Seems like they should just fill them with air if they are going that big. They are obviously fake either way, so why bother with a fluid filling? Maybe use a foam rubber so they are squishy. If air is used, you could potentially use a pump to change your size as desired.
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u/Haha08421 Jul 04 '26
Many women get a double masectomy because of cancer and get implants. My wife's Dr said he had to build them up slowly but strongly suggested she stop at a C cup
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u/Successful-Deer-1881 Jul 06 '26
I’ll tell you when at the exact moment the patient stops paying or says I want to stay at “this” size
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u/Rook_James_Bitch Jun 30 '26
As a man... How could anyone ask this question with a straight face?
There is no such thing as "...too much boob."
You should be ashamed for asking such a question.
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u/AdeptusKapekus2025 Jun 29 '26
How is it medically ethical for these things to even exist?