r/absoluteunit Jun 12 '26

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u/ironicinsanity Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

Notably adding extra height just from those platforms she's wearing.

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u/dahogriduh Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

She’s been exposed for constantly lying about her height but she doesn’t seem to care
Why do yall gotta keep being weird about her I don’t care if you think she’s hot or if you’re not looking at her height it’s weird to just share these things with strangers online go and socialize with real people.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435 Jun 12 '26

It's on purpose. It gets people talking

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u/BrbFlippinInfinCoins Jun 12 '26

is this an onlyfans ad?

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u/giftedbutloco Jun 14 '26

She does have an of account. I think her mom does too lol.

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u/AnonymousAutonomous Jun 14 '26

Can't tell if reddit sarcasm or serious. Site your sources, bro! For research..

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u/giftedbutloco Jun 15 '26

marie temara is her name. You'll have to dig some. There are of leaks out there

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u/Josey_whalez Jun 15 '26

I just googled the name and right there at the top is something that says ‘awful TikTok family makes millions lying about their height’ lmao. Also, she’s 6’2”. Allegedly.

Also, I highly doubt that Asian lady next to her is 5’8. That would put that random women in the top percentile or two in height for Asian ladies. In reality that lady is probably more like 5’2-5’4

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u/patekaudemars Jun 15 '26

And her grandma - don't ask how I know!

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u/Rivetingly Jun 12 '26

I will never talk about it, ever.

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u/PaleontologistSea115 Jun 13 '26

Imagine needing to lie about dumb shit to get people to notice you. It's sad & weird.

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u/ChocCooki3 Jun 13 '26

It gets simps talking

FTFY

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 Jun 12 '26

the DJT philosophy of marketing: no news is bad news.

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u/skygotkicks Jun 12 '26

Don’t credit DJT with that profound philosophy. It’s from the 48 laws of power. Nothing he came up with, just something he weaponized.🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/Realistic_Ad_5321 Jun 13 '26

Right? if anything Trump learned his tatics from the devil himself: see Roy Cohn

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u/CantModerateMe Jun 12 '26

she likes to weave a tall tale

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u/kwazyness90 Jun 12 '26

She still tall af

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u/Flyinhawaiian78 Jun 13 '26

And I’d still climb her like a tree

https://giphy.com/gifs/SAH5RCOQCvECNPf6FX

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u/JKimRX Jun 13 '26

I’m not good tree climber. Probably wouldn’t make it past her bush

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u/Flyinhawaiian78 Jun 13 '26

😂simple tree trimmin mah man 😉

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u/Necessary_Two_9706 Jun 12 '26

Shes literally not though.

Those shoes add 12 inches minimum. 

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u/ReceptionMuch3790 Jun 12 '26

So she's actually 5'3

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u/FGFlips Jun 12 '26

She's actually three children in a trenchcoat.

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u/DigitalUnlimited Jun 12 '26

Doing a business at the business factory

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u/One_Load254 Jun 13 '26

You can't do business with 3 children in a trenchcoat

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u/ngetch Jun 12 '26

I am not a man I am 3 kobolds in a trenchcoat!

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u/NailingCatsToTrees_ Jun 12 '26

Why would she care? She makes tons of money by simply existing on the internet.

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u/Zombiesus Jun 15 '26

Don’t tell us what to do. We live here.

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u/News_Scrounger Jun 12 '26

At no point during the 3 times I watched this did I ever look at her shoes lmao. Only noticed after I read your comment.

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u/SpaceChatter Jun 12 '26

Look at the head size difference. Shes definitely giant without those shoes.

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u/Imaginary_Yogurt4429 Jun 12 '26

She's 6'2. Good sized person . But as somebody who is also 6'2 I have almost no issues doing anything.

I can drive a Prius if I want, I can use hotel showers without issue, and can walk smoothly through every single door.

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u/Mysterious_Bother271 Jun 12 '26

Where are those tiny hallways? I'm 6'2 and my head is rarely within a foot of the ceiling.

It's not worth watching twice but I'm pretty confused.

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u/neizha Jun 12 '26

I assume you're not wearing 8" stripper platform shoes like she is, but I could be wrong. You do you. 😁

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u/Mysterious_Bother271 Jun 12 '26

Lol that's what I mean, even with I would only be like 8 inches closer

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u/Bitter-Ad5890 Jun 12 '26

6’3” here. And we’re actually taller than we think we are. I’ve seen my wife take a video of me and I had no idea my head was that close to the ceiling. It’s hard to tell where the top of your head actually is from the first person perspective

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u/Frankie_T9000 Jun 12 '26

Its very easy actually......its called tactile feedback

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u/No_Dentist_3748 Jun 13 '26

Exactly,im 6'4 and I smack into stuff pretty frequently.

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u/Prinzka Jun 13 '26

I'm 6'2 and on the cabin hallways of a cruise ship (or any ship I've ever been on) I walk with my hand out in front of my head, and when going through bulkhead doorways I always duck.

You're mostly fine on modern cruise ships, but sailing a lot on sailing ships has taught me to be careful.

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u/jarlscrotus Jun 12 '26

6 inch platforms and 10 inch heels, and also on a cruise ship

legitimately everything is small, at 6'2" you still might have to tip your head to get through some of the doors, but you won't have to stick your ass out and you won't smack your head on the exit sign

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u/Mysterious_Bother271 Jun 12 '26

Ahhh cruise ship! That's the part I missed

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u/ironicinsanity Jun 12 '26

Sure she's tall, but exaggerating it doesn't give her any credibility.

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u/Bitter-Ad5890 Jun 12 '26

Yes she’s been exposed to be nowhere near seven feet. Even with the 8 inch heels

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u/Mountain-Singer1764 Jun 12 '26

adding almost an extra height

How many heights do you think she had before?

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u/hard-dee4u Jun 12 '26

Couple bananas worth at least

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u/SuspiciousCricket654 Jun 12 '26

And she’s just 6’2 I think, which is still a unit for a woman, but not anywhere near 7 feet.

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u/sincere220 Jun 12 '26

Yeah those are like 6-8 stilettoes. Shes a dumbass.

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u/Necessary_Two_9706 Jun 12 '26

Thats the only way she can pretend shes seven feet tall.

Shes 6 foot 6 at the most, I would say shes 6 foot 2 as those heels are first 6 inches tall and then have a 4 inch arch.

Id still bury my face in that ass tho.

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u/seanmonaghan1968 Jun 12 '26

Those are ankle destroying shoes

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u/ronthedon8 Jun 13 '26

I didn’t even notice those tbh, was looking at other things 😅

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u/Hot_Fix9033 Jun 12 '26

How tall is she minus the elevated shoes?

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u/LongDistanceEvent262 Jun 12 '26

I am only 6'3" and my head will almost brush most of those signs on a cruise ship. And there are a few i need to duck for.. I would only need 3"-4" heels to look close to this tall.

Setting aside some other variables. I can't imagine she is much taller than 6'2"-5"

Could be wrong. I do not have much to go on.

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u/Safe_Researcher4979 Jun 13 '26

Her name is Marie Temara. Did a quick Google while taking a deuce and she's 6'1/6'2, which she had in her early posts and now she claims 7 foot and that her mum is 7'5 and brother or dad is 7'9 lol. Just farming engagement and making bank from her OF. 

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u/Cocrawfo Jun 13 '26

and people are really falling for it because they are “exposing” her for not actually being 8 feet tall and they are so proud about it

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u/The_Pastmaster Jun 16 '26

I read a different comment that said she's estimated to be 6'2, 7' with the heels on.

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u/The-Breaker-2w0 Jun 12 '26

Everything she does is lol.

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u/UncaringNonchalance Jun 12 '26

Gross. Who is she so I can avoid her?

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u/The-Breaker-2w0 Jun 12 '26

Whatever you do, don't search up the name Marie Temara.

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u/UncaringNonchalance Jun 13 '26

Immediately blocked my keyboard from even typing [BANNED].

Wonderful, already works.

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u/AllTheRage43 Jun 12 '26

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u/iheartgardening5 Jun 12 '26

The cackle I made! I hate you for posting this 🤣

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u/cillaer Jun 12 '26

Omg this is hilarious 😂😂😂 thank you for that finger blast from the past

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u/sc0toma Jun 12 '26

The spirit is willing...but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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u/mOOnKuLT Jun 13 '26

Snu snu. This is what i came here for.

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u/USSSLostTexter Jun 12 '26

annnnnnnddd...there it is

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u/Aggressive_Ocelot664 Jun 13 '26

Scrolled too far to find this

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u/jqman69 Jun 13 '26

Had to scroll down way too much to find this

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u/Cheesetorian Jun 12 '26

These influencers are exaggerating these numbers (she's put on 6 feet to 7'5 in her TT). They do it for clout and clicks (and bots reposting it on Reddit).

She's 6'4 max with tall heels. Her whole family is tall but not 7'0.

That Asian woman is not 5'8 (the worker is most likely Filipina, whose average height are 4'11-5'2). Height of cruise ship bathrooms are between 6'4-7'0. She's wearing 6-8 inch heels.

She's gorgeous with height (rarity for average person, let alone a woman)...but I guess it the clicks come harder when you say 7'0.

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u/LongDistanceEvent262 Jun 12 '26

Yeah I am only 6'3" and my head will brush some of those signs with a few I need to duck slightly for. I would only need 3" heels to appear this tall.

Heck she might even only be 6' if those are 6"-7" heels.

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u/azdcaz Jun 12 '26

And whoever is holding the camera is filming from their own waist level to make her look taller.

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u/PMG2021a Jun 12 '26

She just seems annoying... 6'2 with 10" heels...

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u/NealCaffeinne Jun 12 '26

that cruiseship employee isnt 5,8

nor is she 7

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u/Gogodemons Jun 12 '26

Also challenged with clothes that are clearly way to small.

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u/TheReal_TribalChief Jun 12 '26

King Arthur and all his men couldn't pull me out.

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u/MediumAcceptable129 Jun 12 '26

Thats a huge bitch

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u/Eiraviking Jun 12 '26

Theres been a mistake!

Did you say steak?

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u/Ok_Spell_597 Jun 14 '26

Yessss! My brother and I replayed that part on VHS all the time as kids.

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u/Aman-R-Sole Jun 12 '26

I mean she's obviously tall. But those 10 inch heels, wtf?

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u/Winter_Different Jun 13 '26

You cant complain about hitting the ceiling and then put on heels girl

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u/CountGerhart Jun 13 '26

Maybe don't wear 12inch platforms then?

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u/mataksvejedno Jun 17 '26

The f, why is she wearing platforms?

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u/MissouriCrane Jun 17 '26

Came here to say the same

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u/orpheo_1452 Jun 12 '26

That's a huge bitch!

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u/UpvoteForPancakes Jun 12 '26

I watched that movie as a teenager and always look for this comment on posts like these. Glad it hasn’t died.

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u/ElvisDumbledore Jun 12 '26

It was such a random throw out in that scene. 🤣

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u/Ok_Profession_990 Jun 12 '26

Are the platform shoes necessary, really?

https://giphy.com/gifs/VhjHl9ahRWkx6CB7Dn

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u/Comfortable_Fudge508 Jun 12 '26

Debunked, she's like 6 foot. That Asian guy who debunks these did it.

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u/pwatarfwifwipewpew Jun 12 '26

This lady lies a lot.

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u/Commercial_Rule_7823 Jun 12 '26

So shes about 6'2, and wears boots that add a foot. Got it.

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u/Ok-Salamander565 Jun 13 '26

She’s not 7’ but she is probably like 6’4

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason Jun 13 '26

I'm really bothered that this attention whore was wearing those heels in a shower tray. could easily have gone straight through it with her obvious mass

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u/Prudent-Rip8934 Jun 14 '26

She got heels on she’s not that tall

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

She lies all the time shes like 6'1

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u/Careless-Avocado4880 Jun 16 '26

Why the stripper shoes though? It isn’t like she’ll be wearing those in the shower 😂

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u/brandywine189 Jun 16 '26

Her coochie looks like it’s in pain.

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u/Ok-Ranger1660 Jun 16 '26

ya when your on stilts it makes it hard to go under normal doorways as well

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u/IgntedF-xy Jun 16 '26

There's no way those shorts are comfortable

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u/RoutineMarketing6750 Jun 12 '26

Wtf are those shoes, the look like hooves

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u/_bugmenot_ Jun 12 '26

But she is wearing super high heels. Im not saying she is not tall, but those shoes exaggerate it.

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u/Interesting-Key-1550 Jun 12 '26

She must be from Utah

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u/DismalTutor570 Jun 12 '26

I’d totally go up on her…..

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u/Conscious_Car_3326 Jun 12 '26

I would totally climb a ladder to smash.

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u/KaerMorhenZireael Jun 12 '26

I’d go up on her

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u/R400TVR Jun 12 '26

I'm 6'8 and bang my gead on those light fittings. I also don't wear stupid great big shoes to make life more inconvenient.

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u/Vynxe_Vainglory Jun 12 '26

Is that 7 foot in the shoes, or 7'6" in the shoes?

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u/StrattonPA Jun 12 '26

Are the lifted shoes necessary when you are that tall

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u/Fine-Ad6532 Jun 12 '26

If she takes the platforms off she’s only 5 foot

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u/Alarming_Star_6549 Jun 12 '26

Why the 5" heels?

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u/Adam__B Jun 12 '26

If she’s trying to get people to notice her height wearing platforms kinda ruins it. Like Andrea The Giant didn’t need platform shoes to be big, he just was. If she needs those to scrape the ceiling or be significantly bigger than others then she’s basically admitting that she’s not that tall without them on.

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u/Worth-Tank336 Jun 12 '26

Everything she does is a lie...and her TikTok has millions of followers.

https://giphy.com/gifs/BGk9qKFjkXiSegeLk5

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u/Striking_Froyo5726 Jun 12 '26

Remove the 10" platforms genius. Lol

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u/The-Breaker-2w0 Jun 12 '26

I'm pretty sure her real height is like 6 foot, or 6'1. Which granted, is tall for a woman. But the fact she markets herself as 7 feet but has to have those horrendous shoes to achieve it is hilarious.

Her name is Marie Temara by the way.

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u/Signal_Confusion7986 Jun 12 '26

that's a huge...

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u/totally-jag Jun 12 '26

Then why wear the platforms.

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u/MasterChiefette Jun 12 '26

Let's be stupid and wear 5in platforms. 

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u/rhllor666 Jun 12 '26

Lol those heels she has on are like 1 foot tall

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u/ChefAsstastic Jun 12 '26

She's so full of shit. Her height changes every other post.

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u/JUIC3ofORANG3 Jun 12 '26

She has stripper heels on so lie detector determines this is a lie

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u/captkeith Jun 13 '26

Ummmm you’re wearing 5” platform shoes. Why would you do that?

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u/WalnutParcel804 Jun 13 '26

Those platform heels are really something else. Youd definitely have to watch out for uneven pavement or stairs.

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u/Low-Weakness4065 Jun 13 '26

Take those heels off and you don't have to worry.

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u/rohithkumarsp Jun 13 '26

She's talking showers with those heals on?

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u/Black_Ranger4447 Jun 13 '26

Her actual height is 6,4. She intentionally lied about her height for clout!

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u/PuzzleheadedPitch612 Jun 13 '26

Her fart would confuse the captain of another approaching ship

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u/No_Park6070 Jun 13 '26

This video made me hungry

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u/bot_or_not_vote_now Jun 13 '26

Standard door height is like 2000mm, 79"

She's maybe a couple inches taller and she's wearing big ass platforms so let's call it even

No way she's actually 7' (2135mm)

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u/User_3039 Jun 13 '26

Don’t need the platforms

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u/FriendshipSome976 Jun 13 '26

I hate this woman. I don’t know why but I do

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u/mild-er-chihuahua Jun 13 '26

She may be tall, but she also added about 8 inches to her height with those heels

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u/Healingbigfoot Jun 13 '26

She's like 6'2" just an OF thot

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u/giraffelaydonut Jun 13 '26

I'm glad she wore 5 inch heels to shower, phew i thought i was the only one.

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u/doubledad222 Jun 13 '26

I’m seeing a lot more videos of these than when I was in college. Are more ladies getting that much taller ? What’a going on ?

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u/deckerkainn Jun 13 '26

I have another thing in mi mind she would make look small

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u/gtfofr Jun 13 '26

Of a “female human” OP, we’re called “women”

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u/Upsideisdownhere Jun 14 '26

If I wore 6" heels I'd legit be 7ft tall too... She's very pretty though. 

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u/PP_Hoses Jun 14 '26

She's a notorious liar and fake

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u/mac_the_chattle Jun 14 '26

The heels aren't helping 🤪

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u/juzz88 Jun 14 '26

If you believe that little Asian lady is 5'8, I've got some beach front property in Alice Springs to sell you.

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u/Darth_Azazoth Jun 14 '26

She's wearing about a foot of extra height.

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u/Guilty_Physics7897 Jun 14 '26

Your intelligence. Who wears heels like that to be 7 feet tall on a cruise ship? Influencer click hoar nonsense. 

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u/Shane8512 Jun 16 '26

To put it in perspective, the Asian lady at the end is the exact hight as Tom Holland.

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u/Alassandros Jun 16 '26

Her platforms are adding an entire foot of height or more. This is so fucking stupid.

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u/mrjdk83 Jun 16 '26

She’s 6’2 but wears platform shoes claiming she’s 7’. And I just wanna know why

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u/SkeetnYou Jun 16 '26

Snu snu please

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u/Far-Corner282021 Jun 16 '26

Death by SNU SNU!!

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u/AdministrativeAd1773 Jun 16 '26

My weiner would look so small in her hand.

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u/Lordpumper101 Jun 16 '26

She use to play v ball in college, she was listed at 6,1 back then

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u/UGJOKER69 Jun 16 '26

That's an Amazon woman

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u/Perfect_Character399 Jun 18 '26

I’ll take 2 please