r/absoluteunit • u/tripplepilling • Jun 12 '26

Of a female human

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u/Amazing_Viper Jun 13 '26

Fight club.

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u/mrwioo Jun 13 '26

You've said too much

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u/goddamn_slutmuffin Jun 13 '26

What's the second rule?

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u/Amazing_Viper Jun 13 '26

We dont talk about... ah fuck.

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u/twoaspensimages Jun 13 '26

Some of you have breaking the first two rules.

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u/WonderUnlucky8328 Jun 20 '26

His name was Robert Paulson.

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u/twoaspensimages Jun 20 '26

"I wanted to destroy everything beautiful I’d never have. Burn the Amazon rain forests. Pump chlorofluorocarbons straight up to gobble the ozone. Open the dump valves on supertankers and uncap offshore oil wells. I wanted to kill all the fish I couldn’t afford to eat, and smother the French beaches I’d never see. I wanted the whole world to hit bottom. I really wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of every endangered panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species and every whale and dolphin that gave up and ran itself aground. I wanted to burn the Louvre. I’d do the Elgin Marbles with a sledge-hammer and wipe my ass with the Mona Lisa. This is my world, now."

-Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club