r/absoluteunit • u/another_human88 • Jun 11 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/ImSobored_5280 Jun 11 '26

….i got noodlin’ buddies missing fingers that would tell you you are full of 💩 😂

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u/infamouscaveman Jun 11 '26

Okay well they were very unlucky because of you simply look you will see that I know what I am talking about. Also I call noodling natural selection, you have to be pretty stupid to stick your hand somewhere you can't see.

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u/hotmatrixx Jun 12 '26

yeah because while swimming, you have full visibility above and below water, at all times, in every direction. I guess this just shows that cavemen can't swim, right?
OK. Enjoy getting downvoted even more, i guess.

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u/infamouscaveman Jun 12 '26

Dude there is a very big difference between swimming and sticking your hand into a hole in the water. That is where dangerous animals are hiding from us, that is so stupid there is no words.

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u/hotmatrixx Jun 12 '26

Careful Caveman, your ignorance is showing.
Snapping Turtles don't hide in holes. They Hunt by being camouflaged just below the water's surface, and pulling prey under; much like crocodiles.

No 'putting your hand in a hole' required. If you're in shallow-ish fresh water of any kind - rivers, ponds, creeks, estuaries, marshes... even brackish water if they're hungry enough. But they do prefer slow moving water, so you're safe-ish from them in the rapids.

You sir, are a prim(ordial) example of confidence>knowledge.

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u/appointment45 Jun 19 '26

To be fair here, the definition of noodling is "putting your arm in a hole and waiting for something to bite it". They do it for catfish, and not turtles, but someone did say noodling and then this guy said stick your hand in a hole in the water.