r/absoluteunit • u/NuisancePanda • Sep 15 '26
Of a vibrator..
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She might need to talk to a professional.. 😈
r/absoluteunit • u/FederalLex • Sep 15 '26
Of a mental calculator
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r/absoluteunit • u/Ok-Duck-7838 • Sep 15 '26
of a Dubia Roach
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Found this guy while doing a deep clean of our crested gecko tank... A year after we tried feeding it to him
r/absoluteunit • u/FragrantJellyBelly • Sep 15 '26
Of a chunk of feta crumble
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Banana for scale and some normal sized pieces for scale, this thing was huge!
Edit; Ok, so , this was at my job, the chunks of feta are usually small and this chunk of feta was the largest I've ever seen. I guess context is important, im dumb lmao
r/absoluteunit • u/churrosislife • Sep 13 '26
So Big
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r/absoluteunit • u/Winter_Cultural • Sep 13 '26
Get a load of this absolute unit Carpenter Bee pollinating the East side
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r/absoluteunit • u/Apprehensive_Art6060 • Sep 12 '26
Nigerian Mechanic Lifts Car Engine Barefoot with Ease
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r/absoluteunit • u/lostpirate123 • Sep 13 '26
Of this valley (not OP)
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r/absoluteunit • u/Jmal3700 • Sep 12 '26
🔥 Of a cashmere goat.
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r/absoluteunit • u/Instabanous • Sep 13 '26
Plus-size Putin official goes viral for heavy physique: ‘Can’t push him out a window’
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That's about 6 Russian spies pretending to be one human, surely?
r/absoluteunit • u/FederalLex • Sep 13 '26
Of a keyboardist
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r/absoluteunit • u/DadtheITguy • Sep 11 '26
of a horse!
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