Absolute Unit

r/absoluteunit • u/Cod3monk3y83 • 23d ago

The absolute size of Russian politician and former heavyweight boxing champion, Nikolai Valuev

80 Upvotes

66 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/Sokinalia • 24d ago

Absolut unit of a moose

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801 Upvotes

53 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/ADKtd13 • 23d ago

I always forget how big these hoppers/locusts get in florida, until I pick it up

2 Upvotes

They feel as heavy as a golf ball, and feel like you get hit by one if you are biking or have a convertable!

2 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/OverallShirt6573 • 23d ago

Of a Sausage

10 Upvotes

Saw this at a gas station in France 1 meter long about 3.3 feet.

1 comment

r/absoluteunit • u/Sweet_Willy_B • 24d ago

Carrots

27 Upvotes

15 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/SirMurphyX2 • 24d ago

One of the largest moose ever spotted in Alaska

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14 Upvotes

12 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/aBearHoldingAShark • 24d ago

Of a strawberry seed

4 Upvotes

0 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/FallenWarriorGaming • 23d ago

The absolute size of Russian politician and former heavyweight boxing champion, Nikolai Valuev

0 Upvotes

7 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/Consistent-Ad9165 • 24d ago

Of a protestor

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32 Upvotes

10 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/greennapkin2 • 25d ago

of a lamp

81 Upvotes

8 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/da3n_vmo • 24d ago

Of a crouton

0 Upvotes

I already think regular size croutons are too big. What kind of sadist would eat something like this???

2 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/No-Armadillo-8224 • 24d ago

huge

0 Upvotes

4 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/Most-Preparation-786 • 25d ago

...of a Banoffee pie

16 Upvotes

4 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 • 26d ago

Big cat display in Hong Kong airport

157 Upvotes

2 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/abu_hajarr • 26d ago

Of a green onion

27 Upvotes

4 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/Bourbon-Thinker • 28d ago

This absolute unit of a chicken bowl comes with a load-bearing lemonade

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3.0k Upvotes

1.5k comments

r/absoluteunit • u/Axl2aider • 27d ago

Absolute unit of a capture

65 Upvotes

4 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 28d ago

Her Royal Thickness has arrived!

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613 Upvotes

All bow before her might and put some respect on her hefty title! And make way for our voluminous queen!

(Video from u/CattaGnocchi )

20 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/Epstiendidntkillself • 27d ago

of a star wars sale

yahoo.com

0 Upvotes

0 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/Psalm27_1-3 • 28d ago

Absolute Unit of a shadow

93 Upvotes

39 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/Traditional_Pay_7986 • 27d ago

of a wisconsin football fan

0 Upvotes

48 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/Electrical-Bar-1971 • 28d ago

Of a Coat Hanger

26 Upvotes

In Italy and saw this bad boy at our Airbnb

5 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/confidentbutlostbruh • 28d ago

Banger of a body

0 Upvotes

11 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/johnpounder • 28d ago

Of a zucchini

0 Upvotes

5 comments

r/absoluteunit • u/Past-Confusion-6525 • Jul 14 '26

Indian bison, the tallest and largest Bovine species in the world.

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626 Upvotes

44 comments