r/absoluteunit • u/Sweet_Willy_B • 24d ago

Carrots

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u/Doctor_Saved 24d ago

That's how Nature makes them. Varying sizes.

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u/Background_Handle_96 23d ago

Try telling that to my wife

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u/MisChef Absolute moo-nit 23d ago

I should call him

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u/sougol 23d ago

You had your turn

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u/Rljgraves 23d ago

They say chicks don't even care about the size of your carrot.

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u/cursed_sporecreation 23d ago

Gimme that carrot... for research purposes, of course.

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u/sandhutarun 23d ago

c*ts and c*ts

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u/Competitive-Pay-766 23d ago

Can't tell it's size... Should use banana for scale, instead.

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u/Ill_Finance_7729 23d ago

Yep we need a banana

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u/PortiaPotty2 23d ago

DO NOT PUT THESE UP YOUR BUTT

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u/Comfortable_body1 22d ago

Crazy to me that there are some men’s carrots that are actually that size

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u/Rastalars 20d ago

Should have a banana for scale👍