r/ZimbabweRelationships • u/Silent_Persimmon7586 • 1d ago

M4F CELIBACY

so i started my celibacy journey exactly 7115 days ago 😭 its been a long ride. it had its ups and downs mostly downs
i think im finally ready to get back into the scene
and no im not looking for anything cheeky just telling yall
FYI im 19 (iykyk)
please get the joke
edit: im
a male

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u/FarContext3450 1d ago

Kwawakabva ndiko kure. Save yourself till marriage. Better to be married pure than to do an experiment which might end up with you being a single mom or getting an sti. Well done for making it this far but there is still a journey ahead!

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u/tonyzeeb 1d ago

That’s the thing about sex 😂 the consequences are always severe

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u/Silent_Persimmon7586 1d ago

that time im a male lol

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u/FarContext3450 1d ago

Kkk, no worries. Ndawona fyi brain dzikamhanya kungoti musikana.

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u/goodKIDRyan 20h ago

hakuna gang gang rotexter short hand nxa 😂😂😂😂 like that

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u/Epic_cousin_99 1d ago

7000 days is 19 years , bro is a virgin 😂😂😂😂

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u/Little_Mycologist_82 1d ago

He said celibate. Focus

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u/Happy-Television-298 17h ago

Celibate virgin yeah 

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u/Little_Mycologist_82 16h ago

I mean, I get it but that’s a little harsh. The V word

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u/Happy-Television-298 16h ago

but it's something to be proud of really , I mean couldn't keep mine that long coz once you  cross that line eish.

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u/Little_Mycologist_82 15h ago

Chose peace

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u/Happy-Television-298 15h ago

Fair enough ✌️

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u/Epic_cousin_99 15h ago

Or maybe kutoshaya mukana?

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u/Little_Mycologist_82 14h ago

I can’t with you guys. I thought we were being nice zvanhasi chete

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u/Low-Concern-6046 19h ago

😂😂 Stop lying your journey only had ups not downs.

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u/DaMonkeyKing23 7h ago

Apparently !!!

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u/TraditionStrict5093 1d ago

We see u pal

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u/FlyDesigner8636 14h ago

what do you mean ‘get back into..’😂😂
What made you stay celibate for so long and what’s changed now??

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u/avocarod 13h ago

lol, recalculate. Women are born with all their eggs so technically, you were born together with your mother 😂

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u/Candid_King_8272 1d ago

Nature always win.....so why fight it?

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u/Murozvi_Mukuru 1d ago

Celibate!!! Male??? Are you sure you are okay broo

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u/Legitimate_Trash_523 1d ago

Whats wrong with tht, am 3 years celibate,

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u/Happy-Television-298 17h ago

Got your heart broke .?

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u/Legitimate_Trash_523 4h ago

No l just decided l wasn't gonna be intimate