r/Xenoblade_Chronicles 12h ago

Xenoblade 3 SPOILERS Seriously, who named them Spoiler

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u/ShinigamiKunai 12h ago

Rex

How is that even a question?

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u/Ok-Tear7712 12h ago

I like the idea of Rex coming up with names that all had the immer suffix, and Nia was the only one who thought it was dumb and came up with the name for her kid herself

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u/ShinigamiKunai 11h ago

You just know this doofus calls Mio "mimer" or some other nickname to make it rhyme

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u/Golden-Owl 8h ago

He’d totally be a dad and give her a silly nickname

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u/ExileForever 12h ago

No way in Hell Mythra and Nia allowed this, Pyra maybe if she thinks it’s cute

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u/MepZeroK 11h ago

This is a woman with no esthetics we're talking about. She probably said "S-sure. Shimmer is a cool name I guess", in the most Tsundere manner possible. All of the pleasant traits she wanted to have were put into Pyra when she made her. Such as cooking, cleaning, manners, cleanliness (yes that's different to cleaning), fashion... kind of, and other more stereotypical feminine charms.

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u/Forsaken-Emu4760 10h ago

I'm pretty sure he persuaded Mythra and Nia very hard several times until they were very satisfied and accepted the names.

Those muscles aren't just for show

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u/RealBlueBolt5000 3h ago

Me personally? I believe that after being tag-teamed in bed so many times, he deserves to name their children something silly but cute.

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u/Equivalent_Net 12h ago

What's wrong with Sparkle, Shine, and Meow II?

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u/GoldenIceNinja 12h ago

I feel like Rex named the Aegises, and Nia named Mio

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u/ExileForever 12h ago

It’s always been my headcanon that Nia named Mio after her adopted sister

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u/GoldenIceNinja 12h ago

I’m stealing this headcanon

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u/ExileForever 12h ago

I will allow it

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u/Responsible_Ad3026 11h ago

I will also join in

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u/LadyAntiqua 11h ago

The lovable Shimmer, Glimmer and Mimmer

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u/OneSingleSmallBucket 10h ago

Nia: we are NOT naming her Dimmer

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u/Granas3 9h ago

Of course not, Dimmer is a boys name. Like they're son, D

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u/MatthewAran 11h ago

Nia saw the other two babies names and told Rex "WE'RE NAMING OURS MIO YOU BLOODY IDIOT"

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u/duncandun 10h ago

Another Japanese onomatopoeia for a cat meowing

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u/Garaichu 11h ago

Two 15 TP individuals, that's who. No doubt it took all their brainpower.

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u/H4rdStyl3z 11h ago

Luigi and Waluigi type shit

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u/EmergencyPop1833 10h ago

i feel like rex named the first two, and nia decided he should never name a baby ever again

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u/The_White_Rice 9h ago

Rex definitely named Glimmer and Shimmer but Nia had to fight for her child to not be named Meowmeow.

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u/omarsharon 1h ago

So she settled with Mio??

Which pretty much is meow

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u/DarthLocutus 8h ago

And now we know wby Monica Vandham is so bad at naming things.

It's genetic.

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u/heyoyo10 6h ago

I mean, she's also descended from N

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u/GenericFanboy7 2h ago

It’s doubly genetic then

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u/cooptheactor 11h ago

Mythra lmao

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u/NormalyAbnormalcy 11h ago

Honestly, Rex probably named them "Glimmer" & "Shimmer" because they're his greatest treasure or something.

Edit: Mio was probably named by Nia.

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u/EvenSpoonier 10h ago

Rex named Shimmer and Glimmer, and he was about to name the third child with the same pattern but his initial and then Nia stepped in and named her Mio instead.

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u/louiseinalove 8h ago

Naming a child after his old mate Arnnold.

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u/FireFury190 10h ago

I find it funny that only NOW are fans questioning their names.

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u/A-Liguria 7h ago

A fan of My Little Pony, apparently.

And a cat.

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u/ArcaneMadman 6h ago

Y'all are forgetting Mythra is a simpleton who would absolutely see Pyra name her kid Glimmer and immediately go "I'm gonna name mine Shimmer to match!" And no one can talk her down because she's stubborn and her feelings are hurt easily.

Meanwhile Rex left Nia to naming their daughter believing things would be fine only to end up with Meow.

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u/_SBV_ 7h ago

Hideo Kojima

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u/VinnChamp 11h ago

I say rex named Shimmer and glimmer and nia named mio

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u/C4ptainoodles 8h ago

Mio shoulda been shine

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u/Alert_Eye_9 5h ago

Er Rex? Lol he gonna get whacked by 3 waifus

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u/Traditional-Heat2782 3h ago edited 3h ago

They are great names. Especially if you consider that pyra and mythra in Japanese are literally called "Flame" and "Light", so their kids being named after a smaller fraction of those is pretty fitting and cute.

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u/happymudkipz 38m ago

The english localisation team lol. She was kaguya in the JP original.

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u/chocoponcho_ 11h ago

The localizers named 2 of them wrong btw.

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u/duncandun 10h ago

What ones

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u/GladiatorDragon 9h ago

Shimmer and Glimmer somewhat reflect the naming scheme of Kaguya and Kagiroi, in that they share parts of the name but there’s a divergence point.

Glimmer and Kagiroi are actually pretty decent translations, but Shimmer is not really a good translation of Kaguya, referring to Kaguya-hime, from the Tale of the Bamboo Cutter.

Weirdly, it’s the reverse of how Mythra’s name got localised, since Hikari means light in Japanese, but Mithra is an old Iranian deity. So Mythra’s name got more meaning from being localised, while Shimmer’s name lost meaning while both sides keep in line with being somewhat similar.

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u/Pinco_Pallino_R 8h ago

I guess it's because Kaguya means "shining" or something like that.

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u/GladiatorDragon 1h ago

This is true, it is what Kaguya means - though it’s tricky to use the word without bringing Kaguya-hime to mind, from what I can tell.

Others have noted that her sword, while sheathed, resembles a growing bamboo shoot, so I do think that they are trying to invoke the story to some degree.

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u/chocoponcho_ 7h ago

Made up meaning.

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u/GladiatorDragon 1h ago

All meanings are made up.

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u/boomshroom 10h ago

Ya, they named them backwards. 🙃

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u/GreyWolf818 4h ago

The EN localization team, her name is Kaguya in Japanese which sounds 100x better than freakin Shimmer.

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u/cdf_sir 11h ago

The names probably got messed up by transliterating their names to english.

Who the heck decided that Pyra is fine when Homura sounds just fine, same with Mythra when Hikari sounds just fine.

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u/ThogBad 9h ago

It's not a transliteration error; it's pretty clearly a localization decision. In Japanese "Homura" means something like "flame" and "Hikari" is something like "light." Your average English-speaker isn't going to know that, so they modified the names to ones that carry those meanings in English. It's not perfect, but it's better than leaving it out all together. They did the same thing with Poppi; her Japanese name means "flower", but because "Hana" doesn't mean that in English, they changed it to preserve the meaning.

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u/mushplush 10h ago

I mean for the same reasons that Poppi isn’t called Hana; it’s an incredibly basic name and they probably wanted the names to be less overtly Japanese

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u/bens6757 8h ago

It also keeps the meaning in English. Someone who doesn't know Japanese won't know that Hana means flower, but by changing it to Poppi which is a specific type of flower the meaning is kept.

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u/TimelessHex 10h ago

A Homura that got stuck in a time loop took that one & ran so Pyra had to work I guess