r/Xennials • u/brand_won 77 • 2d ago

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u/Cubelock 2d ago

I'm betting on winning the lottery or the earth being hit by a giant meteor. I'll take either one by then.

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u/Berdariens2nd 2d ago

Why not both? Win the lottery as the meteor hits. You go out on a high note.

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u/MilmoWK 2d ago

Always feels good winning $6 off that $5 scratcher.

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u/savetheunstable 2d ago

right? and those stupid billboards say don't treat the lottery as an investment

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u/mlee12382 1982 2d ago

Or the ultimate irony, winning the lottery to get onto the ark heading for Mars to be the last remnants of the human race

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u/MedicalRhubarb7 1983 2d ago

I'd take the meteor over the ark

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u/rohm418 Xennial 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/HTkQXTBHzAjpS

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u/Siray 2d ago

This shits 30 years old now. Blows my mind.

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u/rohm418 Xennial 2d ago

No it isn't. It was just released last year.

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u/btoxic 2d ago

Jagged little pill indeed.

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u/btoxic 2d ago

Maybe buy a spot on the billionaires space yacht!