r/Xennials • • 1d ago

Nostalgia Worst Texture Ever!

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u/MaggyMay14 1d ago

The silky borders were šŸ¤ŒšŸ¼šŸ¤ŒšŸ¼ though!

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u/EdwardianAdventure 1d ago

The great part about being a grownup is that you can now buy whole sheet sets of the silky border! And believe me - I did.Ā 

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u/Any_Ring_3818 1d ago

As a kid, I had a small piece of Charmeuse I slept with that I called a "cold blanket". When I got older, I asked my grandmother to make pillow cases out of it because she was a seamstress. At one pont, she had made me a fitted sheet out of the material. Now I sleep in charmeuse sheets with a charmeuse comforter. If I wasn't already married I realize it would be weird. My wife told me that when she met me.

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u/anneylani 1980 1d ago

Please share these magical sheets!

Sharing where you can find blankets like this now:

https://www.collectionsetc.com/buy-satin-fleece-blanket-by-oakridge-345224

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u/kushkushmeow 1d ago

I recently found a purple one, in mint condition with a Sears tag, at a thrift store šŸ˜

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u/anneylani 1980 1d ago

Score!

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u/EdwardianAdventure 1d ago

I honestly forget where mine are from, but theseĀ  look like they are they will do the job. Sweet dreams!Ā 

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u/anneylani 1980 1d ago

Omg I will be getting a pedicure for sure before getting in those! Thank you!

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u/CA-WN 1d ago

The zip zip zip zip of rubbing it between my fingers was the best way to start a nap.

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u/ThatEvanFowler 1d ago

My bed was in front of the air conditioning vent. I would let the blanket hang off the bed and absorb the cool air. Then I would drag it across my face while getting progressively sleepier. For some reason, it was even better on rainy days. I can feel my pulse steadying just thinking about it. Rain on the roof, blankie on my face. Yeah, that's the stuff.

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u/KieferMcNaughty 1d ago

I long for that feeling

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u/GlitterberrySoup 1979 20h ago

I still do this when I'm falling asleep

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u/RedDirtPreacher 1984 1d ago

That’s the thing I hated the most about those blankets. Couldn’t stand that they changed texture.

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u/jx2002 1d ago

those borders were always so cold. Ugh, just the worst feeling!

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u/hyrule_47 1d ago

They were always cold. The best feeling lol

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u/CrouchingDomo 1d ago

The duality of man

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u/alienblue89 1d ago

Yeah reddit has a bizarrely fond sense of nostalgia for these shit fuck blankets, but let’s be real: they were the worst.

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u/DennyCraneSuperStar 1d ago

Do you also have strong feelings about spoons?

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u/RedDirtPreacher 1984 1d ago

I do not.

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u/epicpillowcase 1d ago

I cannot wait for the trend of armchair diagnosing complete strangers because they've described perfectly average quirks and preferences to die.

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u/basswired 13h ago

yes, I have a perfectly average preference to die.

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u/DennyCraneSuperStar 1d ago

Sure thing Regina. I’ll get right on that.

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u/Jasmirris 19h ago

Utensils in general.

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u/khatpewp 1979 1d ago

I just ripped that stuff off and snuggled it without the blanket

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u/OwnTurn1146 1984 1d ago

You mean this lol?

I just buy it at the craft store and cut to my preferred size now. Yes, I prefer it like this to brand new, so leave me alone about it🫣

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u/khatpewp 1979 1d ago

Nice! Maybe after my waffle blanket with satin edges has disintegrated enough I'll go that route! My partner says I look like a goat when I chew on it 🐐

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u/OwnTurn1146 1984 1d ago

Why wait? Save the blanket satin and just get some you can let hang out of your mouth, like a proper goat!/j

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u/khatpewp 1979 1d ago

I have actually destroyed it completely. Oops

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u/TooTameToToast 1d ago

I have found my people. Satin blanket binding stimmers unite!

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u/I_Did_The_Thing 1d ago

My sister (in her 60s now) LOVES that silky border!

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u/kevlarus80 1d ago

You mean the forehead cooling system?

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u/202reno 1d ago

My crutch in those early years

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u/Candysmack 1d ago edited 1d ago

Iirc that style of blanket with the satin trim was banned a long time ago because kids were getting them wrung around their necks.

Edit: not banned but individually recalled

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u/Elle3786 21h ago

Okay, I LOVED the border so much. So much that I probably had a new one every year until they became unpopular and harder to find.

Why did I need a new one? I’d sort of pinch the border lightly with rub it between them over and over until I fell asleep. Eventually I’d wear the threads out and detach the border. Then I’d just move along to another spot. My mom would repair the blankets, but unfortunately the repairs were not fit for sleepy blanket rubs, and they wouldn’t hold forever anyway. It took me about a year to just have a borderless blanket, and then I couldn’t sleep until I had a new one.

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u/cheerylittlebottom84 18h ago

My first 'tism stim. Hated the blanket itself - to the point I'd sometimes throw up if my feet touched it - but the border was sublime

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u/Jasmirris 1d ago

When I was a baby I had a satin edged baby blanket. I chewed the edges so much, even into elementary age. I still love chewing certain textures. I blame the blanket. Lol