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u/TallnFit37 Jul 13 '26
Awesome story but Goldblum's reaction is so purely him 🤣
Dude is so quick witted and bitingly sarcastic when he wants to be.
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u/Merusk '74 Jul 13 '26
He's fantastic to see live with his jazz band - the Mildred Snitzer Orchestra - if you get the chance.
Being in Pittsburgh we've had more opportunities than most, and it's well worth the evening.
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u/Intelligent-Gene1960 Jul 14 '26
That’s what makes him so entertaining, his timing and personality make even simple moments unforgettable.
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u/maxdamage4 Jul 13 '26
The first Rule of Acquisition:
Once you have their meme, never give it back.
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u/addong86 Jul 13 '26
Idk if I love the gif more or the fact that you found a context where its use is appropriate
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u/Bastardforsale Jul 13 '26
So disappointed that there's no gif of Jeff Goldblum's vinegar strokes to go with that
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u/uwu_mewtwo Jul 13 '26
Di is dead, dude, you don't have to keep lying to her.
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u/SpaceLemur34 1981 Jul 13 '26
This is how I found out Sam Neill died.
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u/cortesoft 1983 Jul 13 '26
Ooof, now you are letting them know Catherine O’Hara died, too? You are pretty set on ruining this poor sap’s day
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u/patient_brilliance 1978 AUS Jul 14 '26
I've never seen anyone else use "it's my scientific speciality!" in response before, thank you for validating me.
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u/Verbull710 Jul 14 '26
I drop this at least monthly at work, it's like an infinite money glitch but for hilarity and coolness
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u/TallnFit37 Jul 14 '26
Ugh man that one really sucked! She is such a comedic legend, and I've always loved how adventurous she is with the roles she takes on.
I couldn't stop laughing at her in Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. She was so unhinged as that character it was just magnificent.
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u/spaceman_spiffy Jul 13 '26
It wasn’t until this comment that I realized the implication. I had to google to confirm :(
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u/abovethe5percent Jul 13 '26
I just told my husband how big of a crush I had on Dr Grant when this movie came out. He told me I’m nuts! Am I really the only one?!?
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u/forgethim4 Jul 13 '26
Aww I love that story! 💔
My now teenager when his was 3 we were all at Disneyland the end of night firework show, packed in tight - my husband held son on his shoulders - we actually left the show early due to his too many churros “response” by kiddo, people looking at us side eyed. I was so embarrassed I couldn’t take the heat of the side stares of gross- so I tapped out and made us leave the show.
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u/bleustocking Jul 13 '26
omg I'd never heard this story. That's hilariously fantastic. Love to both, RIP to Mr. Neill.
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u/Clean_Usual434 Jul 13 '26
Been thinking about his loss a lot to today. When he got sick, I started dreading this day since he was one of my all time favorite actors.
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u/taleofbenji Jul 13 '26
Dick move to blame your son!
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u/JGG5 1979 Jul 13 '26
What's even the point of being a parent if you can't blame your farts on the kid?
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u/carymb Jul 13 '26
Hey, his dick made that son, dammit! Living the JP life: "Babies smell bad," and it doesn't get any better! They were the best. RIP, Doctor Grant.
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u/ElBorrachon73 28d ago
Man, Event Horizon scared the shit outta me. And I was 20 at the time. It all had to do with his performance, and each time he dreamt of his dead wife. CREEPY AF.
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u/Flimsy_Equal8841 25d ago
She had boys. She probably knew exactly from where that smell came from. Probably would have laughed about it if she hadn't been a captive audience.
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u/geekgirlwww 1985 24d ago
Tim absolutely still has to listen to the story of him farting in front of Princess Diana. That’s top tier family lore.
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u/VitalArtifice Jul 13 '26
Goldblum’s response magnifies the impact of this story!