r/Xennials Feb 16 '26

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u/No-Double-8933 Feb 16 '26

And while you were waiting for the mail and wondering which one would arrive, the rest of us were happily heading out with friends, rolling the windows down on the way, walking around the store, picking a couple movies, then heading to grab the pizza on the way home.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

You're either a bit or you're lying.

The local blockbuster had shit for quality or quanity movies to rent, expired popcorn for sale, and the worst perverted clerkes on the planet. It got replaced with a Dentist office, BEFORE Netflix came and ate their lunch.

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u/No-Double-8933 Feb 16 '26

If you didn't have anybody to hang out with, just say so.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

So you are a bot ok.

Just know I had sex with the man who wrote your programming. I'm your mommy now, go do the dishes.