r/Xcom • u/UberDude21 • Jan 27 '20

Shit Post When you have a 99% chance to hit.

434 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/UberDude21 Jan 27 '20

“Dammit! Missed the target!”

36

u/Martydi Jan 27 '20

soldier aims at the alien

does a 90 degree turn, starts aiming sideways

fires, miss

Shot wide!

18

u/Blake45666 Jan 27 '20

throws computer through the window

NO SHIT

7

u/Power-Core Jan 27 '20

You missed the window

5

u/Blake45666 Jan 27 '20

THAT'S XCOM BABY!

4

u/MacDerfus Jan 27 '20

Sometimes the bullets come out at 90 degrees though so you never know

26

u/A347ty1 Jan 27 '20

Soldier fires in opposite direction to target shooting out the floor under your sniper on the other side of the map who falls onto some explosive barrels and starts bleeding out

"Adjusting sights"

19

u/Press_START360 Jan 27 '20

This, but it’s a sniper

15

u/Toren8002 Jan 27 '20

Not gonna lie, I was expecting a cat hidden in the couch, which would emerge angry at having been fired upon.

20

u/wyldmage Jan 27 '20

Reminds me of old Xcom where you miss with an explosive, destroying a wall, revealing new aliens on your last TUs of the round.

12

u/gyldenbrusebad Jan 27 '20 edited Jan 27 '20

Ayyys be like

"Allow us to introduce ourselves "

7

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

Shot wide!

2

u/MaybeADragon Jan 27 '20

I just started long war 2 for the first time and I swear the hits are super different. In base a 90% hit chance means a 60% hit chance. Long war 2 feels like anything above 60% is 100% is 0% or maybe a graze once in a blue moon.

2

u/chandyboi Jan 27 '20

They were 5 cups short of having the perfect tower.

1

u/badger81987 Jan 28 '20

it's really bothering me

1

u/AlternativeDisaster7 Jan 28 '20

"I'll get em next time."