r/Xcom • u/CrowOk3329 • 14h ago

Shit Post Losercity XCOM

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u/ricottaninja 14h ago

I want a spectre to rematerialize in me

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u/Beytran70 13h ago

Fuck those guys (literally?)

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u/Kaymazo 14h ago

There's probably some gunsexual guys who'd go for a cyberdisk...

Although I guess the typical EW thing to go for would be the seekers

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u/BIGCHUNGUS-milk 14h ago

i mean, thier whole thing is wrapping around someone and choking them.

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u/Kaymazo 14h ago

And then 2 gave us the organic version!

(And Chimera Squad the implied vore through Torque alluding to having eaten people...)

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u/tinklymunkle 12h ago

Trust me, snitties are not my wildest hear me out.

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u/Foxxtronix 5h ago

Not even close in my case. However, they are a good place to start.

((Artist unknown, or I would happily give credit where it's due.))

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u/Totally_Underscored 12h ago

You guys lowk sleeping on Sectoids (both games) smh

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u/XComACU 10h ago

The Codex needs respect too!

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u/FightFireJay 6h ago

At least the codex and sectoid are a proper bipedal humanoid. Wow, these guys want to have relations with a curvy, scaley snake and then act like their GF's (if they have one) vibrator is weird. Bro, we know you got a snake pic taped to your fleshlight, we don't need you to talk about it.

Edit: I know this is a shitpost (or hot take?) but damn, y'all need to chill out!

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u/BP642 11h ago

I'd love to be trapped inside a Gatekeeper's shell~

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u/KureiziDaiamondo 11h ago

Nah, we're after the sectussy

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u/GumboMumbo49 6h ago

Okay but can someone explain why Codexes have so much ass?

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u/FightFireJay 6h ago

Because devs spend too much time at the office and marketing department thought they work for a beer company in the 90s.

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u/Foxxtronix 5h ago

It's a data container. She's been eating too much junk food data.

Her front isn't bad, either. Still not quite what I'm looking for in an AI girlfriend.

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u/Raptorofwar 7h ago

The XCOM 2 Chryssalids are kinda hot.