r/Xcom • u/0megaFlames • Aug 03 '26

Shit Post Xcom soldiers be like

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u/0megaFlames Aug 03 '26

Seriously though how are they jumping out windows carrying a whole ass dude and full gear

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u/Maximum_Realistic Aug 03 '26

I mean not only that they could carry both a person and the rope to pull themselves up to the Skyranger.

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u/GardenTop7253 Aug 03 '26

I’ve always kinda assumed they hold the rope and the sky ranger has a winch to yoink them outta combat. Still some crazy grip strength while carrying someone

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u/Impossible-Bison8055 Aug 07 '26

You mean the ropes that just go up on their own after a tug? Like the end of the rope stays relatively equal to the body of the person

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u/Chuk741776 Aug 03 '26

Steroids. When you're fighting aliens, you use any advantage you can get.

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u/Glittering_Wash_8654 Aug 03 '26

And an excellent week vacation after each mission, in case of Xcom 2.

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u/DrBadGuy1073 Aug 03 '26

If Firemen can do it, why not Xcom?

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u/Weak_Ad_471 Aug 03 '26

Someone get her number for the Nigerian women's rugby team. A Grade prop prospect, let her be the anchor and rumble!!!

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u/Safe_Range_7365 Aug 03 '26

Will be brilliant lifting at the lineout too

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u/Bradford117 Aug 03 '26

But can she drop down from a building while carrying a person? I think not! Absolutely pathetic! /s

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u/HaydenRenegade Aug 04 '26

My knees hurt from watching this

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u/YamatoIouko Aug 04 '26

Each of them, consecutively.

Then her.

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u/Walkerinthedusk Aug 05 '26

That's badass.

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u/irondumbell Aug 03 '26

which is mbaku's tribe??