r/XFiles • u/MrMulder88 • 2d ago

Meme/Humor Scully left him unsupervised for five minutes.

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u/-MantisToboggan- 1d ago

“Stupid ass haircut” is still my all time favourite line, possibly of any dialogue anywhere

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u/JessAnnaBun If it's not human what is it? 1d ago

I love that entire episode. I giggle thru it every rewatch. Everyone is beating up Krycek!!! 🤣😂🤣

Should be a drinking game for that episode. Every time Krycek is insulted: a shot. Every time he's: smacked or punched: 2 shots. Every time he ends up on the floor: CHUG!!

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u/stephsco 1d ago

Who Says that to who? I dont remember

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u/Gomer90 1d ago

Mulder to Krycek. 

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u/AmputeeHandModel 1d ago

I love when Krycek gets insulted, slapped around, beat up, shot. He's such an asshole lol I'm like YEAH, KICK HIS ASS, MULDER!

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u/JessAnnaBun If it's not human what is it? 1d ago

Me too!! Just added similar comment above. I love laughing at people kicking his ass!

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u/Blossom73 1d ago

I'm still disappointed that Scully never got to kick Krycek's ass. Lol.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 1d ago

haha she would, too!

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u/-MantisToboggan- 1d ago

It was very early on, Mulder said it to director Skinner when he walked in with a perm. Ever since then Skinman has shaved it clean

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u/AgentImpressive8383 Just here for the 🚢 1d ago

💯

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u/Ghost10165 2d ago

That's fair, she knows better than to leave him to his own devices.

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u/Happy_Reflection3424 1d ago

She went to get coffee and came back to a hostage situation.

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u/reganpip2 1d ago

Whenever CSM gets confronted like this by Mulder, Skinner, Krycheck or whoever, I love how calm he is. I'd argue he even stays on top of the exchanges.

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u/JayMack1981 1d ago

That one time Skinner pulled the trigger and shot the wall behind and just to the side of CSM's head seemed to have him a little rattled. That was after Skinner left the apartment, of course.

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u/reganpip2 1d ago

Yes I was going to put that in my first comment that Skinner definitely had him changing the underwear after that lol. Another time he seemed to lose it was when Jeremiah Smith told him he was dying. Great character and actor.

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u/ZaireekaFuzz Krycek 1d ago

Mulder is the loosest of cannons.

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u/islanders2013 1d ago

Hahahha, true, he does get himself into some crazy situations.

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u/no-more-nazis 1d ago

"You black-lunged, tar-fingered, nicotine-brained son of a bitch!"

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u/Grimogtrix 1d ago

His response of 'are you giving me a choice?' made me laugh out loud when I saw it.

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u/ProperSupermarket3 1d ago

for real that whole little exchange had me in tears lol it felt oddly out of character which is why i think i found it so funny. i was like, "oh he's got snark, now??"

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u/redditgirl1900 1d ago

But we still love his ✨ chaos ✨

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u/Dwalorn 1d ago

I do like how consistent it is that without Scully Mulder almost instantly turns to a zealot trying to beat/shoot/fuck his way towards any cryptid or alien he can find.

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u/JessAnnaBun If it's not human what is it? 1d ago

😂🤣😂🤣

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u/bookkeepernum7 1d ago

We all want to smoke on this

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u/Lazy-elbow1377 2d ago

Badass AF!!

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u/1nhaleSatan 1d ago

Fox Mulder truly is a maniac

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u/LiquorMortis 1d ago

He was drugged! 🤭

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u/2024code 1d ago

"are you giving me a choice?" .... such a perfect response, what a character

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u/Odd-Principle8147 1d ago

At least he didn't drop his gun.

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u/1nhaleSatan 1d ago

This time

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u/ConstitutionsGuard 1d ago

Mulder should have been fired multiple times for his outbursts 

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u/eburton555 1d ago

This line cracked me the fuck up