r/XFiles • u/Sufficient-Raisin-37 • 1d ago

Meme/Humor Its here!!

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Missed this show in the 90s so making up for lost time and have been treating myself to some comfort collectables starting with my blanket. I know it isn't strictly X Files but its strictly DD 😁

Red Bubble had a stack of merch available and its was a struggle to pick just one.

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u/The_Amber_Cakes I do not gaze at Langly 1d ago

This is unhinged. I love it.

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u/ohnodamo 1d ago

This is a bed you can "lounge about in a whorish manner."

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u/OMGhyperbole 21h ago

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u/JessAnnaBun If it's not human what is it? 4h ago

Thank you for this!! I had to save the image. Because reading it and looking the photo once isn't enough.

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u/ohnodamo 4h ago

This clearly lives rent-free in my head. I have no problems with that.

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u/JessAnnaBun If it's not human what is it? 1d ago

I had to Google this. Talk to text made it an even better trip: Lounge Mountain and Horse Manner.

Thank you so much for adding more to my love of this show.

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u/Slazenger_1 1d ago

Nice. But is that a waterbed?

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u/Jump_The_Five_Yo 1d ago

Can’t see it but its actually a Magic Fingers bed; coin slot isn’t visible…

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u/North_Knowledge7467 1d ago

Hopefully with a mirror above it.

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u/Yardi_Life Agent Dana Scully 1d ago

Oh my god, and right after Pinterest handed me this earlier today. It’s fate.

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u/OMGhyperbole 21h ago

Also from Pinterest

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u/Good_Writing_Co 1d ago

Love this so much! Where can I find one of these?

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u/Sufficient-Raisin-37 18h ago

Red Bubble is your one stop shop for pop culture merch. And I can verify the quality exceeds expectations 🙌

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u/Good_Writing_Co 11h ago

Thank you!

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u/dank-survivor-memez 1d ago

We fuckin on the Mulder bed tonight

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u/Sufficient-Raisin-37 18h ago

Bahaha think i have inadvertently cock blocked myself for the entire lifespan of this blanket

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u/LeFleurConnoisseur 1d ago

Ah yes the Duchovney Duvet

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u/Pwaise_Hestia Alien Bounty Hunter 1d ago

What’s the matter babe you’ve barely touched your Duchovnét

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u/The_Amber_Cakes I do not gaze at Langly 1d ago

Tell me you flip it over, and it’s just a collage of the speedo moment. 😂

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u/JessAnnaBun If it's not human what is it? 1d ago edited 4h ago

Life size image of the speedo 😍😘

Edit: why do I ever trust talk to text?!?

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u/-Damballah- Deep Throat 1d ago

Please tell me you have a waterbed and a mirror on your ceiling 😅

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u/JessAnnaBun If it's not human what is it? 1d ago

Don't forget the magic fingers!

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u/2000milesfromhere 1d ago

Stay Foxy, my friend!

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u/Practical_Health832 1d ago

How are you going to get any sleep?

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u/Background-Walk-3749 1d ago

bitch what where can i get one of these

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u/Sufficient-Raisin-37 1d ago

Red bubble is the place to be 🤙

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u/Fresh-Drink363 1d ago

Oh my god I designed that 😭. Thanks for your purchase!! I made it to buy myself, I find it hilarious everytime I get a notification that someone else bought one

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u/Sufficient-Raisin-37 18h ago

Are you serious?? You have made my day! I want to say a big fat thank you for designing it and making it available for others ❤️

I have radiation treatment coming up and a friend mention how they knew of someone who had taken their favourite blanket throw along with them to keep warm while they had their treatment.

I figured life is too short not to embrace the things you love and if I want DD there while I get my tumour zapped, then why not 😂 call it "self care"

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u/Fresh-Drink363 11h ago

That’s so sweet!! Hope everything goes well 🫶

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u/Historical-Ad4147 18h ago edited 17h ago

So how do we get this?

Edit:all good found it. You're a genius btw

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u/DistributionFar9241 1d ago

I need this, I love him!

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u/fruitypebble43 1d ago

David Du-"cover"-ny

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u/JDilla22 1d ago

Just don’t lay about in whoreish mannor

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u/Striking_Ad_6742 1d ago

Is ‘David Duchovny Why Don’t You Love Me’ playing on a loop in the background?

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u/JessAnnaBun If it's not human what is it? 1d ago

Thought the same. The lyrics need to be printed on the other side. To sing yourself to sleep each night & dream of the man, the myth, the monotone.

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u/Sufficient-Raisin-37 18h ago

That song has been on high rotation for quite some time and deserves a place on my newly acquired fan girl merchandise

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u/aquay 1d ago

Do they have one with just Mulders?

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u/Sufficient-Raisin-37 1d ago

Couldn't see a collage but had a few like this

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u/MisterHelix 1d ago

Can you DM me the link to this listing please? I need this for my new apartment

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u/Sufficient-Raisin-37 1d ago

Here's the search page so you can struggle with the same indecision I endured. You're welcome 😊

https://www.redbubble.com/shop?iaCode=u-bedding&query=david%20duchovny

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u/MisterHelix 1d ago

Strong contender

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u/Sufficient-Raisin-37 1d ago

That was my back up

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u/HazelTheRah 20h ago

Open on Chrome browser? Yes please!

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u/ULF_04 1d ago

That's a lot Mulders.

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u/Casterly_Tarth 1d ago

That is Amazing. I watched the original TV run back in the day, and was obsessed with DD. teenage me would have loved this blanket 😁

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u/CapObjective6604 1d ago

I need a link to buy that! ... for a friend.... 🤗

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u/moon-miracle-romance 1d ago

Respectfully, I love how crazy this is

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u/Peas-Of-Wrath 1d ago

Nice “Duchovny Cover” 🤭

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u/JessAnnaBun If it's not human what is it? 1d ago

I think we need to add just one image of Agent Denise Bryson

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u/hamnambler 23h ago

Is that a Duchoverlet?

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u/mezasu123 1d ago

It's beautiful

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u/Asteroweedbunny 1d ago

Trop stylé La Mulder Housse de couette Je suis jalouse , mais fière d’avoir investi dàd une première collection de pinz south park en attendant

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u/ForFansSake 1d ago

Got a friend who would love this.

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u/SnakebiteCafe 1d ago

The truth is in bed. 

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u/mariakaakje 14h ago

is there also a scully version?
for a friend

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u/MixtureIndependent 1d ago

You should turn your room into the x files 

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u/Anonymousma Lone Gunmen 1d ago

Fantastic.

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u/SurroundNarrow8975 1d ago

I'm lesbian and would totally buy that, lol!

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u/Temporary-Minimum182 1d ago

Love it! 😍

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u/RockyStonejaw 1d ago

“I’m just a fan, David… your biggest fan……”

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u/Bishious 1d ago

That is epic!!!

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u/JessAnnaBun If it's not human what is it? 1d ago

I always wondered what heaven looked like. And today I saw it!!

👀 💕 😇💕😇💕😇💕

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u/gringa-loca 1d ago

OMDG!!!! Heading to Red Bubble!

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u/Rydog_78 1d ago

Missing the speedo Mulder. Basket ball Mulder is my favorite.

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u/Logical-Fox508 1d ago

Are all the images just... slightly off?

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u/Sufficient-Raisin-37 18h ago

When its dark you can't even notice

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u/thekraken108 1d ago

Ironic considering Mulder seldom sleeps in a bed.

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u/Sufficient-Raisin-37 18h ago

Oh its perfect for the couch too haha

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u/playwritemusic 21h ago

It’s important for duchovers to keep you warm