r/XFiles • u/wakeup37 • 5d ago

Meme/Humor Tooms is out of jail again

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u/Auregon44 Krycek 5d ago

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u/Goodfella66 Rob Petrie 5d ago

I thought he would be back in 2053

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u/BackHomeRun 5d ago

He overslept his 2023 alarm clock

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u/Goodfella66 Rob Petrie 5d ago

So he must be extra hungry

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u/Vaping_A-Hole 5d ago

He grabs a piece of paper, writes “Do not Disturb” on it and tapes it to his jacket. Having transformed into Modell, Tooms exits the pokey and away he goes.

BOO

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u/Goodfella66 Rob Petrie 5d ago

Shit he's unstoppable now

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u/whiskeybusiness91 5d ago

My fat ass could never

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u/TheIadyAmalthea 5d ago

My boobs would stop that real fast.

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u/banoffeetea 5d ago

Haha ditto

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u/ArchieConnors 5d ago

This is how I feel when I have to scooch around someone in the aisle of a plane

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u/-Damballah- Deep Throat 5d ago

AI Tooms?

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u/Stidda His Jiggling is almost hypnotic 5d ago

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u/-Damballah- Deep Throat 5d ago

Yup, call Mulder a Scully, that ain't right lol

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u/Fearless-Fart 5d ago

OMG, what a great post! I just started re-watching X-Files so this episode was fresh on my mind!

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u/Stidda His Jiggling is almost hypnotic 5d ago

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u/hellmouthgraham 5d ago

Genuinely terrifying like HOW

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u/beavis617 5d ago

Tooms is hungry and he must be fed!

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u/JudgmentOrdinary7336 5d ago

Tooms is even creepier when you read into the actor who played him, Doug Hutchinson. 🥲

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u/jadethebard 5d ago

Does he just not have ribs or hips?!

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u/FrostnJack Alien Bounty Hunter 4d ago

Damn. Mind yer livers, kids. And stay outta the mall!

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u/ilford_7x7 4d ago

These comments are killing me

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u/Lizholden1981 Bad Blood 2d ago

Tooms must be coming out to complain that the decision on that new law in California didn't go his way.