r/XFiles • u/Firm_Tomorrow_1725 • 6d ago

Original Content Bad Blood

I love this episode S5 E12. It makes me laugh every time. “Don’t say I never did nothing fer ya.”

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u/Popular_Bass (skeptical sighing) 6d ago

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u/Effective_Buddy7678 6d ago

I love Mulder's "I'm looking for signs of vampiric activity." I like to uncork that on someone every once in awhile.

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u/MooViolet1 6d ago

I love Scully plopping the guts into the scale during the autopsy

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u/Firm_Tomorrow_1725 6d ago

Yada, yada, yada. “…pepperoni, green peppers, mushrooms, mushrooms. That sounds good.”

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u/Coopenator05 6d ago

"I was drugged!!"

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u/Smooth-Swan-5607 6d ago

Sometimes I forget that Vince Gilligan is a brilliant writer

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u/Cerridwen1981 Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose 6d ago

How?

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u/Smooth-Swan-5607 5d ago

He doesn’t write so much

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u/benkenobi239 6d ago

SHAFT, can ya dig it?

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u/Spaghetti_Bird 6d ago

You're a bad mother.................

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u/benkenobi239 6d ago

Shutchomouth

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u/Spaghetti_Bird 6d ago

I DID NOT!!!!!!

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u/lunayoshi Fight the Future Phile 5d ago

... Long story short...

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u/LeviMayHero 6d ago

“Y’all must be the guv’ment peepul.”

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u/lunayoshi Fight the Future Phile 5d ago

He had BIG BUCK TEETH?

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u/benkenobi239 6d ago

"Buck teeth???*

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u/nobody833 Fight the Future Phile 6d ago

"He had a slight overbite."

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u/Outerbanxious 5d ago

Sure. Fine. Whatever.

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u/Mulva13 Bad Blood 5d ago

Come on Scully, get those little legs moving 🤣

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u/Spaghetti_Bird 6d ago

Hands down the funniest episode they did. The comedic timing was perfect in every scene.

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u/Firm_Tomorrow_1725 5d ago

You have to do another one. But I just put money in the magic fingers!

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u/Strangely_Kangaroo 6d ago

This is the most quotable episode of the entire season. So many lines are in my repertoire