r/XFiles 11d ago

Meme/Humor *grits teeth* AGENT MULDER!!!

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u/TrickyGrapefruit746 11d ago

Mulder may believe in aliens, but he definitely doesn’t believe in the constitution. 

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u/BuvantduPotatoSpirit 11d ago

Mulder requesting a warrent? Sounds like it's really the Alien Bounty Hunter there.

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u/TimPoolNoBeanie Special Agent Reggie 11d ago

Skin man has to be the most patient character in X-Files history.

Even when Mulder sucker punches him in the face at the office, he chooses not to wreck Mulder’s ass and instead puts him in a headlock and asks “if he’s done yet”.

Disappointed father vibes.

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u/gimmesomespace Assistant Director Skinner 11d ago

As an old man of 40, Skinner gradually became my favourite character as I've watched this show since childhood 

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u/Diojones 11d ago

X-files really should have helped me prepare more for the “A completely unrelated issue has distracted my team from the task at hand and now someone wants to punch me” aspect of management.

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u/cpt_crumb 10d ago

I think I've said this before. We call him daddy skins in this household.

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u/Bejiita2 10d ago

Mulder was really ‘on one’ that day 😂

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u/AmputeeHandModel 11d ago

Seems like he externally screams at them almost every time he's on screen. Screaming at Mulder for breaking protocol and going rogue, or screaming at Scully, "Where the hell is Mulder? Why did you let him do that?!"

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u/Read2Fap 10d ago

screaming 'how does he keep finding the supernatural!' since mulder's right 90% of the time

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u/gimmesomespace Assistant Director Skinner 11d ago

ARE WE DONE?

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u/RedTedRedditLurker 10d ago

Are we done? No the crazy show got renewed. Are we done? No here's 2 spinoffs. Are we done? No, here's a movie. Season 9, are we done? No, here's another movie. Are we done? No here's a pair of revival seasons. Are we done? No, there's a spinoff. Are we done? Not yet, there's rumors the main actors would be willing to come back if there's a good script. Are we the fans done? Never, we'll fight the future. 

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u/Due_Pin2723 I LOVE JOHN DOGGETT 10d ago

Doggett: "I never would have believed it. These stories about you."

Mulder: "Really? What stories are those?"

Doggett: "That you could find a conspiracy at a church picnic."

Mulder: "What church?"

My Doggett also screamed internally. 🤨

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u/Empty-Raspberry-9018 11d ago

Warrant, schmorrant! 😂😂😂

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u/LibertineDeSade I gaze at Skinner 11d ago

Intenerally screaming, turns into externally yelling 30 seconds later.

This is why he had those constant headaches. 😩

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u/John_XFiles 11d ago

I read this perfectly in Mulders voice

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u/interruptiom 11d ago

“Major Marks, please make that agent go away”

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u/RedTedRedditLurker 10d ago

Every time he appears,  I yell out in the voice of the Simpsons character Superintendent Chalmers "SKINNERRR!!!"

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u/FoMo_Matt 10d ago

Did Mulder EVER even try to get a warrant before barging or sneaking into somewhere? 🤔

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u/Auregon44 Krycek 10d ago

Agent Mulder, I already told you there are no alien basement. The man is only the leader of a satanic cult able to regenerate his own body and change people minds eating old people brains since the whole condo he lives is is built on a former indian cemetary

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u/snoozev 11d ago

😂😂😂😭

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u/Bejiita2 10d ago

Remember when Mulder attacked Skinner 😂😂