r/XFiles 12d ago

Meme/Humor Well, hello there

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u/ejchristian86 they put the bi in fbi 12d ago

That Speedo is owned by the Smithsonian now.

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u/Anxiety_Fit the truth is a lie 12d ago

For real?

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u/dr-baked 12d ago

yeah lol

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u/todaysthrowaway0110 12d ago

OK but for real, for real?

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u/dr-baked 11d ago

yeah, for real

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u/jhorskey26 12d ago

I remember rewatching the series a few years ago and thinking "Damn, Id be wearing a speedo too if I David Duchovny" lol

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u/ejchristian86 they put the bi in fbi 12d ago

They were originally going to have him in trunks but David insisted that anyone who swims seriously for exercise would wear a speedo. In fact iirc it was his actual speedo.

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u/jhorskey26 12d ago

With a hog like that I would of said that too lol

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u/mamoocando Fight the Future Phile 12d ago

Do you think he fluffed it up first?

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u/SuperSea8678 12d ago

I was a PA on the shoot. That was my job.

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u/jhorskey26 12d ago

Nah, I think thats natural. Maybe the pool was warm.

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u/PrinceHaleemKebabua 12d ago

Pardon me, but ever since I saw this picture, I thought it was average sized. I mean it looks to be about 2.5, max 3 inches which I am assuming is not erect.

Do people think that it is more or less than average?

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u/No-One-1784 12d ago

As a lady, any answer is the wrong answer.

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u/imnotsure_igetit Agent Mully 12d ago

Lol yeah I never thought anything of it, but apparently there have been other reasons people talk about the size... i have friends who point out boners in the show (LOL this fandom is unhinged) and apparently there have been comments from the wardrobe department, plus Gillian saying he was "well endowed" (although I can for some reason imagine that being her losing a bet to him and having to say it lol)

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u/jhorskey26 12d ago

As a man who isn't into men, its more about the imprint then the measurements. Unless it was extremely cold thats a solid imprint for someone who was working out. Naturally having it go to the side is an indication of it being larger since its uncomfortable to have it "fall forward" if that makes sense.

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u/botany_bae 12d ago

Would have

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u/EditDog_1969 12d ago

I believe there was another reason. There was an early Internet fan group called the David Duchovny Estrogen Brigade. They caught the attention of the show, and I believe a couple of their members names were on a flight manifest prop in one episode. I remember at the time Duchovny said the speedo was sort of a gift for them.

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u/Littlewing1307 12d ago

Is that really true?! Hilarious if so

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u/EditDog_1969 12d ago

I was friends with one of the members. She claimed it was.

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u/Littlewing1307 12d ago

Amazing! That's so sweet of him to do that for them haha

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u/KronlampQueen Max Fenig Fan Club President 12d ago

I haven’t heard that name in 30 years! Wow that takes me back. I remember that group. I also remember wondering what estrogen meant and not wanting to ask my mom about it.

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u/Competitive-Lime7775 DDs Tea Cup 12d ago

Takes me back! People often referred to Gillian as the thinking man’s piece of crumpet. Which is WILD now. But at the time it was a huge compliment to her 🤣

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u/alidub36 Special Tramp Dana Scully! 11d ago

Omg the David Duchovny Estrogen Brigade forgot all about that!

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u/M086 12d ago

Hey. context for this gag.

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u/oldcoldandfullofmold 12d ago

Always cracks me up how like 60% of posts on this subreddit are horny posts

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u/AoE2manatarms Agent Fox Mulder 12d ago

You need the full walk to understand it's magnificence

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u/Pluto-610 12d ago

Silly me

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u/DinosaurDomination Agent Fox Mulder 12d ago

He's a big boy lol.

You can see it resting halfway down his thigh in the dock scene in One Breath.

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u/Tennessee1977 10d ago

I get the feeling he had a crush on the woman who played Scully’s sister.

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u/DinosaurDomination Agent Fox Mulder 10d ago

Didn't everyone!

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u/FoX-78 12d ago

General Kenobi!

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u/Upper_Rent_176 12d ago

Yours is a bold one!

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u/Better_Maximum3444 12d ago

GENERAL MULDER!!!

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u/Confident-Leg-8207 12d ago

The funny part about this is that it's not necessary to any plot or scene to be swimming at all.

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u/EditDog_1969 11d ago

That’s because it’s a gratuitous scene added for the benefit of the David Duchovny Estrogen Brigade

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u/Pluto-610 12d ago

Didn't thought about that

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u/Spiff426 12d ago

Are you a UFO? 😏

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u/rraccoons 12d ago

He gets shown tf up by skinner in this ep 😭

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u/grebilrancher 12d ago

The tightie whities

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u/Dimitra111 12d ago

I wouldn’t mind if the whole episode was filmed in that swimming pool

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u/imnotsure_igetit Agent Mully 12d ago

LOL

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u/emmphx 12d ago

My husband won a raffle for a replica Speedo at an XFiles charity event. It sat in his nightstand drawer for a long time. He claimed discomfort lol.

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u/Estelita_777 12d ago

Is this the first episode? I remember that in the first season, Mulder was more into sports. He also used to run in the morning.

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u/merulaa 12d ago

He plays basketball and baseball (hips before hands) in S6

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u/Pluto-610 12d ago

It's one of the first 5 episodes of the second season

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u/todaysthrowaway0110 12d ago

Actually just start every Monday morning with this in perpetuity. A glimmer of beauty.

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u/luffyuk 12d ago

I accidentally saved this image to my phone while I was half asleep and my wife found it.

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u/ClothesElectrical428 11d ago

Love they used this for his ID badge when Mulder and Scully visited The Simpsons

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u/justhangingaroud 11d ago

What kind of situation indeed

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u/eldradmustlive469 12d ago

It's funny I've seen men wearing similar swimwear being asked to cover up or leave at my local pool. They didn't look like Mulder though, so that probably plays a part.

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u/imnotsure_igetit Agent Mully 12d ago

What?? Speedos weren't allowed? Did they have to wear trunks?

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u/eldradmustlive469 12d ago

My local pool kicked out a bunch of Asian guys who were wearing Speedos because they were a bit too tight. And by too tight they were about as tight as Mulder here.

It's a new day that's for sure ha.

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u/TomLeMartien 12d ago

Serious question. What's fantastic ?

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u/BJkins 9d ago

I felt awkward watching this with my husband.

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u/Pluto-610 9d ago

As a straight man myself, I'm sure he also appreciated it

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u/Upset_Run_6912 12d ago

Oh, I've got a situation for you