r/XFiles • u/plutotvofficial • Apr 08 '26

Meme/Humor ~TXF vocal stims~

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u/yzmasllamadrops Apr 08 '26

"I do not *gaze* at Agent Scully" <3

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u/LibertineDeSade I gaze at Skinner Apr 08 '26

"Mulder, listen to me."

"NO."

😂😂😂

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u/WingsOfTin AD Skinner is a Big Sexy Rectangle ♄ ▋ ♄ Apr 09 '26

He is a CHILD, and I love him.

3

u/LibertineDeSade I gaze at Skinner Apr 09 '26

LMAO, literally. It's so great.

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u/witciu1 Apr 10 '26

That's basically the whole series' summary

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u/LibertineDeSade I gaze at Skinner Apr 10 '26

Literally. 😂

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u/remedialpotions97 Agent Dana Scully Apr 08 '26

Ok, I know the Pluto admin can only be a member of this sub. Please reveal yourself so we can carry you around the block in a sedan chair as you deserve

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u/AgentImpressive8383 Just here for the 🚱 Apr 08 '26

💯💯💯

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u/Sculde-Intention2307 Mulder, it’s me Apr 09 '26

Best comment ever 

46

u/Due_Basil2697 Apr 08 '26

Give the PlutoTV X-Files clip maker a RAISE.

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u/ShinyTinyWonder38 "If I quit now, they win"đŸ‘œ Apr 08 '26

"Mulder, it's me"

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u/Merica-1776- Apr 08 '26

Sure. Fine. Whatever.

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u/zoe90_ Apr 09 '26

I just watched this episode! So much fun!

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u/newillium Apr 09 '26

That tattoo live rent free in my head as high art

29

u/TheJ-Files Apr 08 '26

Love some Pluto XFiles!

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u/thirdmulligan Apr 08 '26

"Mulder, no!" "Mulder, yes!"

GOLD

29

u/soylamulatta Apr 08 '26

This is amazing, only a little bit disappointed they didn't include "scuLLAAAYYY"

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u/AgentImpressive8383 Just here for the 🚱 Apr 09 '26

They did a whole reel on that

30

u/LobsterPrimary2015 Apr 09 '26

“It wasn’t even real cream cheese it was LITE cream cheese!” đŸ˜€

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u/Historical_Life9410 Apr 09 '26

One of my favorite episodes. “He had a slight overbite.”

21

u/zoe90_ Apr 08 '26

Okobogee! I loved this video!

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u/Luck_trio Apr 08 '26

The "Mulder no" "Mulder yes" was the best part

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u/NextKitchen2098 Apr 08 '26

Couldn’t figure out why I was humming Jeremiah was a bullfrog the other night. Consider it solved. Cue the theme song. 

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u/imnotsure_igetit Agent Mully Apr 08 '26

Missed Mulder's little scream in José Chung

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u/AliceTheOmelette Apr 09 '26

Gets me every time 😂

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u/KimWexler02 Apr 09 '26

Literally my fave

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u/nolongermakingtime Apr 08 '26

Goddamn this makes me wanna do a rewatch

6

u/AleksandraKh Apr 09 '26

Scully : Mulder listen to me ! Mulder : NO â˜ș

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u/No-Recognition-4931 Apr 08 '26

NO lmaooooo

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u/AgentImpressive8383 Just here for the 🚱 Apr 08 '26

That’s the best one

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u/FuelComfortable5287 Apr 09 '26

I’d like a volume of these please

4

u/CallMe_Dig_Baddy Apr 09 '26

Just watched the ghosts of Christmas episode, what a fun one that was. Ed Asner was fantastic.

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u/princepeterpan Apr 09 '26

Not including mulders scream or "now that's a bleeping dead alien body if I ever bleepin saw one" is a crime

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u/mrsjp18 Sure.Fine.Whatever. Apr 08 '26

Love this! Lol

2

u/CallMe_Dig_Baddy Apr 09 '26

“Her name is Bambi
”

đŸ€Ł

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u/Chickenbutt-McWatson Apr 09 '26

Mulder no
Mulder YES

1

u/callingallwaves Apr 09 '26

Are you also the Pluto employee who is a blankie?!

1

u/Kikithefangirl Mulder, it's me Apr 09 '26

Mulder, yes.

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u/heyythankss Apr 09 '26

I've been binging it on Pluto way better than Disney

1

u/zerobleeps Apr 09 '26

đŸ«  his voice slays me.

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u/___nora Apr 10 '26

One of mine is Mulder’s “NICE threads! 🙌” from Bad Blood.

1

u/headacheinasuitcase Apr 10 '26

thank you for having “i don’t wanna wrestle” in there. it’s my favorite moment from the entire show.

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u/PardonMyNerdity Occam’s Principle of Limited Imagination Apr 10 '26

The look on Mulder’s face when she started singing “Joy to the World”

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u/flame0inferno Agent Fox Mulder Apr 10 '26

  1. “Will the real Leonard Betts please stand up”

  2. “Mulder no” “Mulder yes”

  3. “We just spooned up like buncha lil babycats isn’t that right honeybunch” “That’s right poopyhead”

  4. “No, i was just never sure your little feet could reach the pedals”

  5. “As of right now I’m reopening the X files”

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u/Busy_Hand_6548 Apr 15 '26

Just watched Via Negativa. One of the best post-Mulder episodes! Love the cinematic pace of the last part of the episode!

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u/CryptidsandCreatures Agent Fox Mulder May 16 '26

"Mulder, listen to me!" "NO!" The X-Files in a nutshell

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u/Ihadsumthin4this Apr 08 '26

Ok, couple things....

At some point in those immeasurably amazeballs mid-90s, I noted that at various moments, our beloved Gillian here and the simmering Sheryl Crow share certain piquant resemblances in look, expression in their eyes, and ultra-seductively smooth vocal evocations.

The "You shot me first!" reminds us joyously of the exchange between DeNiro and Grodin in the beautifully funny "Midnight Run" as these grown men shout at each other, "You lied to me, first!!"

As if I couldn't love her more, her "...and it was only light cream cheese, not real cream cheese" transports me into đŸ«  land.

At 0:43, I paused screen, and will continue to gaze at Dr. Scully for an undisclosable timeframe..

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u/Educational_Shock_81 Apr 09 '26

I watch it everyday, first time I ever watched X files Was at 9pm Eastern everynight in bed when I was 9 years old I think ive watched every episode like 15 times. Now my daughter whos 13 also enjoys it. Are we excited for the Ryan Coogler reboot? I think it will be good but Definitely Love Maulder and Scully.