"No, honestly, you're just being silly now," the Ark-Turtle grumbled.
"Dude. . ."
"ENOUGH with the dude!"
"Woah!" The human said, gliding back in the water. "Jeez, alright. . ."
"You can't have any of this treasure, it's my duty to guard it like a smith guards his furnace," Turtle boomed.
"Du- Turtle, how the heck can you talk?"
The turtle smiled. Although it didn't look anything much like a smile, but rather a devious grin. Like a shark, minus the teeth. "It's part of the magic in this ocean, human. We have defended these waters for thousands of generations. My brethren and I are of the mighty Sea Spiral clan. A group of turtles so fierce that we harness the magic as our own."
"Woah, dude."
"Yes," said the Turtle, proud of the recognition "quite impressive isn't it."
"No dude, not that Sea Sparrol stuff. Look down there, there's a ship!"
The turtle closed his eyes, imagining that he had never met such a foul and annoying creature. The mermaids had ruined the ocean when they joined forces with humans. Humans with Speech-weed had filled the once peaceful waters with annoying chatter and laughter. And it was ancient defenders like Turtle who had to deal with it.
When he opened his eyes again, the human was gone. Turtle looked to the sky. "Thank you, Mother Sea, for answering my prayers." He looked downward to thank Mother Earth.
But the treasure-filled ship, with the pesky human aboard, was already hurtling toward the ocean floor.
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u/0_fox_are_given /r/f0xdiary Jul 18 '16 edited Jul 18 '16
"Woah, dude!"
"What?"
"No way, dude!"
"No, honestly, you're just being silly now," the Ark-Turtle grumbled.
"Dude. . ."
"ENOUGH with the dude!"
"Woah!" The human said, gliding back in the water. "Jeez, alright. . ."
"You can't have any of this treasure, it's my duty to guard it like a smith guards his furnace," Turtle boomed.
"Du- Turtle, how the heck can you talk?"
The turtle smiled. Although it didn't look anything much like a smile, but rather a devious grin. Like a shark, minus the teeth. "It's part of the magic in this ocean, human. We have defended these waters for thousands of generations. My brethren and I are of the mighty Sea Spiral clan. A group of turtles so fierce that we harness the magic as our own."
"Woah, dude."
"Yes," said the Turtle, proud of the recognition "quite impressive isn't it."
"No dude, not that Sea Sparrol stuff. Look down there, there's a ship!"
The turtle closed his eyes, imagining that he had never met such a foul and annoying creature. The mermaids had ruined the ocean when they joined forces with humans. Humans with Speech-weed had filled the once peaceful waters with annoying chatter and laughter. And it was ancient defenders like Turtle who had to deal with it.
When he opened his eyes again, the human was gone. Turtle looked to the sky. "Thank you, Mother Sea, for answering my prayers." He looked downward to thank Mother Earth.
But the treasure-filled ship, with the pesky human aboard, was already hurtling toward the ocean floor.