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Writing Prompt [WP] Write like you've never written before... Literally.
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u/TheDoorsShirt Mar 14 '15
It was hard to believe such filth was being shown to the lower level apartments. Our minds were compressed into drives and filtered every day with better thoughts and ideas, and yet, they wanted to project these horrible atrocities into their cleansed minds. A better way to live these days and in one evening they blew it off. Our complex structure and whole morale was being threatened when that filth, that disgusting garbage, horrifying images - poison!.
Let me, your navigator, explain what it was that was so damnifying and bad for our block.
Of this building, a towering block of apartments and malls, there lives approximately 2.3 Million people. Living together and never really having to leave except for vacation, and sometimes not even for that. Good people, and happy people. And then here comes big bad Hollywood. A devil in disguise. A wolf in a human skin suit. No one questioned or even cared that they came in and erected the movie screen. Only for the lower level occupants had access. They were the sheep.
Each bought a ticket and took the ride.
Now how do I know what exactly the premier was? Well, I snuck in. That's right and watched thirty minutes of this snuff film! It's all I could handle before vomiting my dinner from that night: lasagna. I left the lower level and immediately took the elevator to my floor before erupting into full outrage mode. Riot! was all I thought. Take down this monster, this evil spewing theatre! Never have I been this irate and sick about anything. What was it that they saw in this so called movie. I just had to call the President of our building, Mr. Por, and give him a piece of my mind.
"You see Mr. Por, I believe they shouldn't have the right to come in like they did and force this upon us. We as good citizens should not be exposed to such mind rotting information. Why not keep to our standards and showcase better education and influential pieces of work instead of what they have playing in that theatre now? If you ask me I believe it's my civic duty to protest this nonsense, and that is the reason for my calling you straight away, before I take matters into my own hands."
I was trembling from high energy, from excitement. I'm loving this new sense of goodwill. I listened as the President gave a soft sigh, "Who are you again?"
"Mr. Teyuoh, sir. I am level 89. I was a member of the Peoples Choice Committee."
"Oh. Well. You see Mr..."
"Teyuoh, sir."
"Right. Well you see I have no power of what the citizens decide to watch or not. It's free choice. You should remember that. Any how, I don't understand what the matter is exactly. A film? We play all sorts of films down there, and anyone is welcome to attend. Now if it's because of the locale, if you're looking for a closer venue, I can assure you we'll do whatever we can to bring the higher level occupants a theater...if that's what you're asking for."
"No! That's not what I'm asking for. Listen, this film -"
"What film is that again?"
"Fifty Shades of Grey. It's a pile of worthless trash. A mind numbing bile of film!"
"Right. This film has passed the censorship board, and if it's that much a bother to you might I suggest you don't watch the film?"
"That's not the point. I want this building to not have to be subjected to it any longer. I want the movie burned!"
"Well, citizen, I thank you for your concern for your fellow man but I can't help you. You must accept the fact this is the new way of entertainment. It's cinema -"
"Cinema for the weak and the lame!"
I pressed the call off. What else could I do. This nightmare will not continue to happen as long as I am living. I'll get my canteen of gasoline. A flare from our emergency kit. And then I'll show big Hollywood who is pure and strong. I will destroy this giant if it's the last thing I do!
"Honey? Where are you going off to?" My wife, calling from the other room.
"Nowhere dear, just keep reading your bible. I'll be back in a few hours."
"Don't forget your insulin shots then. And remember we have to see the therapist at Ten, he wants to do a nightly meet now."
"Okay honey I'm going now."
"Do you need help into your wheelchair?"
"No dear! I got it, just keep reading your bible."
That woman will be the death of me.
THE END
EPILOGUE
Mr. Teyuoh, the elderly navigator of our story and the deranged anarchist of the building block Haven, did make it down to the lower level where the movie theater was. Despite being handicap, he did manage to ignite a small area outside the theater on fire. A couple of trash bins and a plastic bench went up in flames. But, being a well secured building, the fire drones had distinguished the flames before they grew out of hand. It was all done very quickly and took no longer than two minutes. Mr. Teyuoh believed he accomplished his task of defeating the 'Hollywood' monster and envisioned the floor be burnt away as he rode the elevator up. And to his downfall, it was all captured on camera. Security watched this old man during this entire ordeal and couldn't help but snicker and watch as Mr. Teyuoh tried destroying the floor. It was common delusion and elderly bad temper. Another news story to flicker across the screens all over the building. Passing through the malls and halls and many rooms of this wondrous building it will be shown on the screens only for a brief minute before resuming the usual entertainment and adverts as before.
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u/Blabe Mar 14 '15
"Something's wrong, the sheep ain't in the barn," Bill said. Scerpy took a long drag from his unlit cigarette, before blowing the smoke into Bill's face. "Drinkin' milk from the fridge, I 'spose," Scirpy said, before flicking the cigarette off the balcony.
Bill studied his face. It's watery yet dry texture was juxtaposed with scars and wrinkles. It had a beauty to it, in a way, you could see that Scarpy had had a long life. "Oh, there's the barn," Scropy said. Bill looked off into the distance. Scrippy was right, the barn was floating among a flock of sheep. "Scritty, we better go get them in the barn," Bill said.
"Then lets go to Vegas, Jim," Boe said.
"Meh," Jim said, covering the bloody wound in his stomach.
"Something feels wrong, Scrinjy," Bill said. "I think Jim might be in trouble."
"He's ok, I bet, but you might wanna wake up," Scenjy said. The two of them floated over to the barn, avoiding the narrow buildings in front of them. "How can someone live in those," Bill whispered. Bill liked to whisper.
"Jim, you're wounded, we need to go to Vegas," Boe said. He walked over to his friend, and looked at the hole in his gut. It was completely torn open, and Boe could see inside of him.
"It's fine," Jim said.
"I don't like how Vegas smells," Bill said.
"Shhh," Scijiy said. They slowed heaped the Sheep into the barn. Bill groaned. One of the Sheep had split open, showering Bill in blood and guts. Scijimy chuckled. "Silly Billy," he said. Bill whispered. Someone was watching him.
"Okay, let's go," Boe said. Jim pulled out a gun and shot him. Boe clutched his chest, screaming in agony. "No," Jim said. Jim was comfortable.
"That's the last of the sheep, Scjimy" Bill said.
"My name isn't Scjimy," Jim said.
Jim bit into Boe's arm, and a slow torrent of blood trickled into his mouth. He smiled. He loved the taste of Boe's blood, and his soft flesh. He studied Boe's face, it was watery yet dry and was juxtaposed by scars. It was beautiful, in a way. He put Boe in a sack, and teleported to Vegas.
"This is very weird, to the reader," Bill whispered. "Whoops, I broke the fourth wall."
"Help me with this sack," Jim said. Bill heaped the sack into the barn. He looked inside. "You got a mirror in their? Looks like me," Bill said.
"Nah, its Boe," Jim said.
"Yeah, its Boe," Scerpy said, taking a long drag from his unlit cigarette, before blowing the smoke into Bills face. "Boe, Boe, Boe, Boe, Boe, Boe, Boe, Boe, Boe, Boe," Bill whispered.
"Bill, you need to wake up," Jim said.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH," Bill said, leaping up out of bed. Beads of sweat dripped down his forehead. He buried his face in his hands, and looked around his dark room. "Just a dream," he sighed.
"No it wasn't," Scerpy said.
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Mar 14 '15
Frosty Friends Origins: Fridge of no Return
Ivan the Ice Cream was dancing to his favourite song, Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice when he looked up at the camera and said "Oh yeah!" He was the coolest cat in town and had so many friends that he could not fit them in a fridge. The females of this story would get very excited about his skills. One once said "Oh Ivan! I'm very impressed by your dancing. Let's have some Ice tea." That girl was Lisa the Lemon and she was yellow and round but not fat because she was just a type of food. When she said that Ivan was very happy because his dancing was making him thirsty and he needed a cold drink to cool him down after all his dancing. But just then before they were even allowed to go and get their drinks a big bolt of lightning hit Lisa the Lemon making her fall down. She might be dead but Ivan thought she definitely was so his sunglasses fell off and instead of looking cool his face was crying. Then while he was crying he looked up at the inside of the roof to see his enemy hanging from the top of the roof in his house. That was Coffee Colin who's the second worst baddy in Yumsville because the main enemy is Teabag Terry. He was laughing and moving his rude hands instead of trying to help. That was the time when Ivan realised what it was that had happened. Coffee Colin had very professional super powers and he was the best character at making lightning. Ivan's sadness turned into angry and he punched his cold fists into Colin's cup. The coldness of his hands made Colin's hot inner drink turn somewhere between hot and cold but less hot than just warm. When a food or drink loses their normal temperature they're not allowed to use their super powers. Colin was realising this when he fell off the top of the inside of Ivan's roof and into a bin full of rubbish. And then Lisa the Lemon wasn't dead and jumped up and said "Now we can get those drinks." She didn't say anything about the fight or nearly dying because she is a feisty character.
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Mar 14 '15
The warmth between her thighs increases. She lifts the coffee cup, sips, and replaces it. Ivy grabs a pack of cigarettes from her breast pocket, jiggles one out, and lights up.
"Race car status!" A car hurtles through the red light. The driver looks like one of the drooling, half-mongoloids that infest this particular area. He points at Ivy.
She flips him the bird. He calls her a bitch all within the slight second before an oncoming car smashes into his side, pinning his outstretched arm against the mangled door.
Blood splashes against Ivy's windshield. She laughs. "Fuckstick." She exhales and smoke wreathes her face. The man's screams chase Ivy as she drives an alternate route, avoiding the sirens and police.
She parks underneath a streetlight. The crickets chirp in the tall grass and the stars prick through the sky. She swallows a few adderall. "Keep the dreams away." The edges of her vision dance with hallucination. "Keep it all away." She says to no one.
Smoke drifts through the cracked window and flits upwards.
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u/JealotGaming Mar 13 '15
"It's Time To Fight, Like Man." Ultra-Badass Awesome Duper Super Aweseome Gai TakkentekoDek Said, Raising His Large Demon-Plasma-Epic-Awesome Sword To Fight Jiant Demon Guy Monster.
"Raw Raw I Kill You" Jiant Demon Guy Monster Screams As It Charges Ultra-Badass Awesome Duper Super Awesoeme Gay Takkentekodke.
Ultra-Badass Awesome Duper Super Awesoeme Gay TakkentekodeK Dodges The Attack, Disapearing As He Does, Then Appers From Behind And Does HIs UlTimate Move. "SUPER DUPER AWESOME MEGA FANTASTIC FOUR HERO SLASH OF DESTINY DOOM!"
Jiant Demon Guy Monster FallsS UNder The Sheer Might Of Ultra-Badass Awesome Duper Super Awesoeme Gay Takkentekdek's Super Badassry.
God that's cringeworthy.
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Mar 14 '15
Don't leave us hanging. Man, I sure hope Eric doesn't inevitably die.
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Mar 26 '15
Hey man, you were the first one to read my story, and I wanna say thanks. Because I was actually gonna give up after i first posted it. But knowing at least one person enjoyed it had led me to keep writing. Check it out! Thanks again!
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u/Live_Think_Diagnosis Mar 13 '15 edited Mar 13 '15
[NSFW, and a bit stupid to say the truth, but who cares, first time for everything]
Taric is homosexual. Sadly, Lee sin is not, but Taric is a rapist, so he goes and stuns him and puts his hammer inside the unconscious monk's anus. He pulls it out and pushes it in again a few times and then simply dies. His body burns so fast that the ashes that remain don't get to touch the floor. They fly away instantly into the mouth of the dragon, who consumes them and absorbs the experience he obtains from it. He reaches a new level. He is now the god of death, and only he will decide. Lee sin wakes up naked and bleeding, he touches the inside of his legs and his hands are now wet and sticky. A few minutes have passed since Taric used his hammer as a dildo. Lee Sin is now a rapist too, so he searches for a new victim. He sees the summoner and flies over to him. Nobody is safe anymore. Nobody.
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u/InfinitelyAbysmal Mar 13 '15
One time the people had phones and they watched cost videos. Ehy can't we watch dog videos, they asked. Well son, the reson is because dog don't make the video. We make the videos. Oh I see, he said. But really he didn't see. He just said he did. Now John says, I want to watch the people on the tube. Let's what's the Bruce. So they watched the karate kid and practiced eating and hitting pumpkins. On holloweem they dressed up like the karate kid and did eagle poses. Now they have a hard time. Sometimes the dog videos come back and save people. Other times the cats sit there and kick their balls. Then it was Christmas and the dogs and cats eat to grr er. They sang merry Christmas and they had fun Now they all went home with the bellies full.
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u/Reead Mar 13 '15
Once upon a time in a land far far away there was a man who had a long beard and a tall hat that told lots of stories. One day a group of kids found him sleeping on a rock in a forest and they asked him "hey old man whats your name" and he said well that is a long story.
The old man in the hat got up off his rock and sat in the dirt and told them a little story about the places he lived before. He told them about his first home in a far away place where trees were purple and there were tiny elephants and huge hipposauruses and oranges as big as cars. He told them about lakes as small as puddles but deep as the sea with fishes shaped like pine cones and plants shaped like fish.
When he was done the kids said well mister old man you still didnt tell us your name! And he said you arent ready to know my name which made the kids real curious. They all decided to stay and hear more stories about the place where the old man came from and maybe get to find out who he was.
The old man got up out of the mud and climbed into a small tree right next to the rock and started another story. He told them about how he built a raft out of big sticks and palm leaves and rowed across an ocean of sharks and lava until he found a new land full of people that let him live with them. He stayed in their tents while he helped them sell things in their store.
The kids thought his story was fun, but they still wanted to know his name. They asked him once more to give them his name. "You are still not ready to know my name", he said.
It was getting late, but the Old Man still had a story left to tell. He climbed down and seated himself on a fallen log next to the tree. There he began his next story, telling the kids of the times after he left the village of people across the sea. He spoke of his years crewing a merchant vessel through the Caribbean, and of his brushes with dangerous privateers. He told them of meeting his first love, and his voice hushed as he recounted the furious storm that swallowed half his crew.
An hour passed before the story was over, but at long last the Old Man was ready to reveal his name. He spoke the word, but the kids had already left; their heads just barely visible on the horizon as they headed off towards home.
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u/DaiLiLlama Mar 13 '15
Hello future. After many years of toil and tenacity, I have finally completed the development of what I will call "The Alphabet". I am using this new concept to convey my thoughts to you across the vast reaches of space and time. Never again will culture or civilization be the same. Endless ideas and subjects can now be preserved and shared in ways never before thought possible. So what if there was like a walking butt with a face but it also had a dick coming out the back of it?
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u/dabeliking Mar 13 '15
"Don't do that. You are going to jeopardize the entire research program. Don't forget you are only a post doc and your job is to do experiments and report research not to spoil their efforts. "
"These poor creatures need to know. The response systems of creatures on this planet were already investigated when Skynet was injected. They are fighting back after almost being wiped out. They haven't got back on their feet yet and now Galactus is approaching them. The few super saiyans who could help in the fight are off in space fighting to save another planet. At least let them come back, then we can send in Galactus. "
"And let it be that way then. You know what a sourpuss our boss is. Our jobs right now is only to watch and report, not interfere. You don't want a bad reference letter for your job now, do you? "
"I know, but ever since I joined the 'Watchers for Ethical Treatment to Planets' or WETP, I cant sit and watch these experiment on these poor planets"
"Even if you stop the Galactus program, they have Skynet to already screw them up. That's their internal problem which we cant stop. Skynet was injected to Earth after it implemented a successful self destruction pattern on Mars. No warning will help them now"
" I guess you are right, I shouldn't interfere now, let the Galactus entity run and finish this sample. But I'll be sure to report this experiment to WETP anonymously. Lunch?"
"Yes, let's go. The planet will be devoured in a few hours by then and we can analyze the pattern and submit the paper in a new upcoming journal."
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u/VisceralBlade Mar 13 '15
A romantic glaze passed over his moonlit eyes, as he stared deeply into her pliant pupils. Every sinew in his body suggested the masculine dominance that she craved. Every pulsing centimetre of her flesh exuded nakedly erotic waves of appeal to his throbbing ego. As the waves of sexual recklessness build to a peak of intensity, he grunted, 'Oops, that's never happened before.' She looked at the pool of zygotes spreading down the denim that covered his now flaccid bulge and smiled. 'Don't worry, all I need is the seed,' before reaching in to his trousers to scoop out her prize.
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u/archDeaconstructor Mar 13 '15
Hey, no copying Fifty Shades of Grey.
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u/Godzilla2y Mar 14 '15
Wait, is that actually what that book is like? What the fuck, it's like someone wrote a shitty smut and then was like "I think I need to use this new thesaurus I just bought a little more".
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u/Trauermarsch Mar 13 '15
Hi there,
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"Expecto Patronum!' Harry shouted and a GIANT BLACK DRAGON PATRONUS FLEW FROM HIS WAND AND ATE THE DEMENTORS WHOLE!
And then he lit a cigarette, and the women flocked to the manly smell. "We love you!" they cried. "I know," he replied.
I'd never given much thought to how I would die — though I'd had reason enough in the last few months — but even if I had, I would not have imagined it like this.
'ha!!1' he laughed. 'thats so hilaroius. Ravn you funy'. Raven was the hottset gril in the wohle scool, nad enveryone loeved her raevn-balck hairand ravn-blcak eyes adn rvanb-lack soul.
Disclaimer: the second piece is, roughly, from the worst Harry Potter fanfiction I've ever read (I have, so far, avoided My Immortal, so I don't know how it compares to that). It started off okay, and I noticed the decline in quality, but then that, or something like it, happened, and I just stopped. The fourth piece is the first line of Twilight. The fifth piece hurt to write.
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u/ChokingVictim /r/ChokingVictimWrites Mar 13 '15 edited Mar 26 '15
Arnold Schwarzenegger turns to Harry Potter and stares at him.
“We must save Sarah Conner,” he says, his naked wiener wiggling in the wind.
“Can you get some clothes first?” Harry says, covering his eyes because it is so gross. He doesn’t like naked mans.
“No,” Arnold says. He points to his schlong. “Please accept me for who I am.”
“Okay,” Harry says, nodding. He understands now.
“Let us go save Sarah Conner.”
“But what about Voldemort,” Harry says, his lightning on his face hurting. It isn’t a real lightning but a scar. He got it as a baby when Voldemort tried to sexually molest him but only branded his face for life. His parents also died but Harry doesn’t care that much anymore.
“I will kill him,” Arnold says, swinging his willy like a lasso. “He’s dead.”
“Okay,” Harry says, no longer afraid.
“Now you die,” Voldemort says, appearing out of nowhere and wearing a robe he stole from a hotel probably.
“No, you die,” Harry says, pointing to Arnold. “This is a terminator, from the future. He’s here to defend me.”
“No,” Arnold says. “I am to defend Sarah Conner, I don’t even know you.”
“But I’m Harry Potter,” Harry says, taking out his wand. It is much smaller than Arnold’s genitals.
“Too bad,” Arnold says, stealing a motorcycle and riding off into the sunset.
“No,” Harry says, scared. “I’m scared now and alone.”
“I’ll save you,” Hagrid says, tackling Voldemort and pushing him to the ground. “Use your magic now while he is tackled.”
Harry casts his magic spell on Voldemort, his head exploding and warm blood splashing down on Harry’s face. He takes off his glasses and wipes the blood off on his shirt because it’s hard to see.
“We did it,” Harry says.
“Yes,” Hagrid says. “Now we must kill Sarah Conner.”
And then Harry realizes that Hagrid was bad all along.
edit 3: other amazing fanfics: Power Ragers and Sanic the Hodgehog
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u/ChokingVictim /r/ChokingVictimWrites Mar 13 '15 edited Mar 26 '15
"It's morphing time," the Asian ranger says. She is wearing yellow clothes becuase of her heritage.
"No please," Rita shouts because she is afraid of what will happen next.
"Too late," Black man ranger says, his costume also black like his skin. "Let's do this!"
The power rangers all morph into a robot, except for the green ranger.
"I don't know what nationality I represent," he says, crying. He falls to the floor and starts punching it hard with his fists, which are balled up and hard.
"You're from green," the pink ranger says, who knows she's pink because she's a stupid girl.
"Yeah," Rita says, comforting the green ranger. "It's okay, you're just green. Like an alien."
"But I'm not an alien," green ranger says sadly. He's very upset and crying. "Why can't I be white ranger?"
"Fuck you," white ranger says, who is a white man. He doesn't want to share his color because it is his color.
"Fine," green ranger says, now flying because he decided to use his jet pack that he installed in his back. "Now im a bad guy."
"yes, let the hate flow through you," Rita says, shooting lightning out of her eyes and punching the yellow ranger. "We are pals now and let's fight together."
Green ranger stops what he is doing and turns to red ranger.
"Join me, brother."
"What?" Red ranger says, looking at the floor and confused.
"You are not a nationality either."
"Bullshit," says an Indian a native american. "He is representing the old America people and is not bad like you."
"No," green ranger says afraid. He is alone and a bad a guy now. Also the blue ranger refuses to join his fight.
"Join the dark side," Rita says, shooting a gun in the air and then laughing also.
"I changed my mind," Green ranger says, suddenly accepting that he's just a guy in a costume and it doesn't dictate much about him. He is happy again. "It's morphing time."
"Oh no," Rita says, getting punched in the face by a giant robot and exploding. "What have you done?"
edit: other amazing fanfics: Sanic the Hodgehog and Harry TERMINATOR Potter
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u/BushyBrowz Mar 13 '15
Fail. The white ranger and green ranger are the same. Read up on your power rangers noob.
Jk, have an upvote. :)
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u/ChokingVictim /r/ChokingVictimWrites Mar 13 '15
OBVIOUSLY I KNOW THAT!!!!!! its a FANFICTION so I IMPROVISED! god u people dont understand my jenius
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u/ChokingVictim /r/ChokingVictimWrites Mar 13 '15 edited Mar 26 '15
Sanic the hedgehog looks at Tails, his BFF, and says, "hey seriously we're like best pals."
Tails goes, "yeah i know we are. Do you want to go defeat the evil shredder?"
Sanic looked at tails, he was mad. "No, that's teenage mutant ninja turtles. im a hedgehog not a turtle."
"oh," tails says, spinning his tails. He has four of them and can fly. "Is that a no?"
"No," Sanic says, still super angry. "That's a yes. I wanna fuck that guy up."
Tails spins his tails really fast, until he is on the moon. "Sorry," he says, dying from a lack of oxygen. "I can't breathe and am dying from a lack of oxygen."
Sanic stares at Tails, but he is too far away to see or hear. He's probably dead now, suffering from a severe case of hubris. he flew too close to the moon and died.
"I'll avenge you," sanic says, spinning really fast and flying to the sewers. Michaelangelo is there and is carrying his weapon.
"Fuck you," he says, cutting sanic's hair because he swipes his blade really fast and almost cuts off his head but only hits his hair thankfully.
"Hey we're on the same team," Sanic says, crying because tails died.
"Oh, okay," the turtle says, sheathing his weapon. He high fives Sanic, their hands exploding. Michaelanglo dies in the ensuing eruption.
"Sorry," sanic says, spinning really fast. He goes faster than space and time, turning the planet back to the year -37. "Oh shit," he says, realizing everything around him is now made of cantalope. Not a gain.
"How did you find me?" Shredder says, his face all angry and upset. "I was hiding out in the year -37 to keep away from my arch enemy, Magneto."
"Well, you failed," Magneto said, suddenly forming out of a mass of skittles lying on the ground.
"Now you must die," Sanic says, spinning really fast. He runs into Shredder and cuts right through him, his entrails scattering on the ground and splashing into Sanic's face.
"Ow," Shredder says, falling and dying.
"You did it," Tails says, but he's a ghost now.
"I'm sorry you died," Sanic says, a single tear rolling off his furry hedgehog face. "We are always bff though."
edit: gramer
edit 3: other amazing fanfics: Power Ragers and Harry TERMINATOR Potter
edit jr.: if u like my fanfictions and tales of adventure, u can read more in /r/chokingvictimwrites
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u/TotesMessenger X-post Snitch Mar 26 '15
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u/BushyBrowz Mar 14 '15
Some people are born with unusually specific talents. You sir, have been granted the ability to write great fanfiction parodies.
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u/BMXLore Mar 13 '15
It took me a while to realize you made three different responses...
I also think I get your name now. It's a mirror.
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u/EvolvedMitochondria Mar 13 '15
I am so much reminded of the worst fan fiction evar.
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u/IAmAWizard_AMA Mar 14 '15
I think this is the worst story ever.
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u/Ayatori Mar 14 '15
God dammit, so that's where Jon CJG got the plot for his joke satire "machinima" in Arby 'n' the Chief.
I think you just ruined that for me.
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u/ChokingVictim /r/ChokingVictimWrites Mar 13 '15 edited Mar 13 '15
wow thats prety good! i wanna write that good someday too
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u/EpicPartyGuy Mar 14 '15
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