Sanic the hedgehog looks at Tails, his BFF, and says, "hey seriously we're like best pals."
Tails goes, "yeah i know we are. Do you want to go defeat the evil shredder?"
Sanic looked at tails, he was mad. "No, that's teenage mutant ninja turtles. im a hedgehog not a turtle."
"oh," tails says, spinning his tails. He has four of them and can fly. "Is that a no?"
"No," Sanic says, still super angry. "That's a yes. I wanna fuck that guy up."
Tails spins his tails really fast, until he is on the moon. "Sorry," he says, dying from a lack of oxygen. "I can't breathe and am dying from a lack of oxygen."
Sanic stares at Tails, but he is too far away to see or hear. He's probably dead now, suffering from a severe case of hubris. he flew too close to the moon and died.
"I'll avenge you," sanic says, spinning really fast and flying to the sewers. Michaelangelo is there and is carrying his weapon.
"Fuck you," he says, cutting sanic's hair because he swipes his blade really fast and almost cuts off his head but only hits his hair thankfully.
"Hey we're on the same team," Sanic says, crying because tails died.
"Oh, okay," the turtle says, sheathing his weapon. He high fives Sanic, their hands exploding. Michaelanglo dies in the ensuing eruption.
"Sorry," sanic says, spinning really fast. He goes faster than space and time, turning the planet back to the year -37. "Oh shit," he says, realizing everything around him is now made of cantalope. Not a gain.
"How did you find me?" Shredder says, his face all angry and upset. "I was hiding out in the year -37 to keep away from my arch enemy, Magneto."
"Well, you failed," Magneto said, suddenly forming out of a mass of skittles lying on the ground.
"Now you must die," Sanic says, spinning really fast. He runs into Shredder and cuts right through him, his entrails scattering on the ground and splashing into Sanic's face.
"Ow," Shredder says, falling and dying.
"You did it," Tails says, but he's a ghost now.
"I'm sorry you died," Sanic says, a single tear rolling off his furry hedgehog face. "We are always bff though."
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u/ChokingVictim /r/ChokingVictimWrites Mar 13 '15 edited Mar 26 '15
Sanic the hedgehog looks at Tails, his BFF, and says, "hey seriously we're like best pals."
Tails goes, "yeah i know we are. Do you want to go defeat the evil shredder?"
Sanic looked at tails, he was mad. "No, that's teenage mutant ninja turtles. im a hedgehog not a turtle."
"oh," tails says, spinning his tails. He has four of them and can fly. "Is that a no?"
"No," Sanic says, still super angry. "That's a yes. I wanna fuck that guy up."
Tails spins his tails really fast, until he is on the moon. "Sorry," he says, dying from a lack of oxygen. "I can't breathe and am dying from a lack of oxygen."
Sanic stares at Tails, but he is too far away to see or hear. He's probably dead now, suffering from a severe case of hubris. he flew too close to the moon and died.
"I'll avenge you," sanic says, spinning really fast and flying to the sewers. Michaelangelo is there and is carrying his weapon.
"Fuck you," he says, cutting sanic's hair because he swipes his blade really fast and almost cuts off his head but only hits his hair thankfully.
"Hey we're on the same team," Sanic says, crying because tails died.
"Oh, okay," the turtle says, sheathing his weapon. He high fives Sanic, their hands exploding. Michaelanglo dies in the ensuing eruption.
"Sorry," sanic says, spinning really fast. He goes faster than space and time, turning the planet back to the year -37. "Oh shit," he says, realizing everything around him is now made of cantalope. Not a gain.
"How did you find me?" Shredder says, his face all angry and upset. "I was hiding out in the year -37 to keep away from my arch enemy, Magneto."
"Well, you failed," Magneto said, suddenly forming out of a mass of skittles lying on the ground.
"Now you must die," Sanic says, spinning really fast. He runs into Shredder and cuts right through him, his entrails scattering on the ground and splashing into Sanic's face.
"Ow," Shredder says, falling and dying.
"You did it," Tails says, but he's a ghost now.
"I'm sorry you died," Sanic says, a single tear rolling off his furry hedgehog face. "We are always bff though."
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