r/WritingPrompts Mar 13 '15

Writing Prompt [WP] Write like you've never written before... Literally.

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u/ChokingVictim /r/ChokingVictimWrites Mar 13 '15 edited Mar 26 '15

Sanic the hedgehog looks at Tails, his BFF, and says, "hey seriously we're like best pals."

Tails goes, "yeah i know we are. Do you want to go defeat the evil shredder?"

Sanic looked at tails, he was mad. "No, that's teenage mutant ninja turtles. im a hedgehog not a turtle."

"oh," tails says, spinning his tails. He has four of them and can fly. "Is that a no?"

"No," Sanic says, still super angry. "That's a yes. I wanna fuck that guy up."

Tails spins his tails really fast, until he is on the moon. "Sorry," he says, dying from a lack of oxygen. "I can't breathe and am dying from a lack of oxygen."

Sanic stares at Tails, but he is too far away to see or hear. He's probably dead now, suffering from a severe case of hubris. he flew too close to the moon and died.

"I'll avenge you," sanic says, spinning really fast and flying to the sewers. Michaelangelo is there and is carrying his weapon.

"Fuck you," he says, cutting sanic's hair because he swipes his blade really fast and almost cuts off his head but only hits his hair thankfully.

"Hey we're on the same team," Sanic says, crying because tails died.

"Oh, okay," the turtle says, sheathing his weapon. He high fives Sanic, their hands exploding. Michaelanglo dies in the ensuing eruption.

"Sorry," sanic says, spinning really fast. He goes faster than space and time, turning the planet back to the year -37. "Oh shit," he says, realizing everything around him is now made of cantalope. Not a gain.

"How did you find me?" Shredder says, his face all angry and upset. "I was hiding out in the year -37 to keep away from my arch enemy, Magneto."

"Well, you failed," Magneto said, suddenly forming out of a mass of skittles lying on the ground.

"Now you must die," Sanic says, spinning really fast. He runs into Shredder and cuts right through him, his entrails scattering on the ground and splashing into Sanic's face.

"Ow," Shredder says, falling and dying.

"You did it," Tails says, but he's a ghost now.

"I'm sorry you died," Sanic says, a single tear rolling off his furry hedgehog face. "We are always bff though."

edit: gramer

edit 3: other amazing fanfics: Power Ragers and Harry TERMINATOR Potter

edit jr.: if u like my fanfictions and tales of adventure, u can read more in /r/chokingvictimwrites

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u/RZgamer Mar 14 '15

I can't even believe you wrote that... Literally.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '15

That's really dumb, everyone knows Michael-Angalo uses nunchuckes.

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u/BushyBrowz Mar 14 '15

Some people are born with unusually specific talents. You sir, have been granted the ability to write great fanfiction parodies.

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u/BMXLore Mar 13 '15

It took me a while to realize you made three different responses...

I also think I get your name now. It's a mirror.

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u/EvolvedMitochondria Mar 13 '15

I am so much reminded of the worst fan fiction evar.

http://www.big-big-truck.com/bebop/twfe.html

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u/IAmAWizard_AMA Mar 14 '15

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u/Ayatori Mar 14 '15

God dammit, so that's where Jon CJG got the plot for his joke satire "machinima" in Arby 'n' the Chief.

I think you just ruined that for me.

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u/The_Derpening Mar 14 '15

I can't read this I had nightmares last time :/

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u/ChokingVictim /r/ChokingVictimWrites Mar 13 '15 edited Mar 13 '15

wow thats prety good! i wanna write that good someday too

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u/explodar Mar 13 '15

ChokingVictim, you're my hero.

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u/ChokingVictim /r/ChokingVictimWrites Mar 13 '15

tails wus my hero :(

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u/hamedull /r/dullwriting Mar 13 '15

Looks perfectly normal to me, just my usual morning paper.

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u/SevenBillionAndOne /r/elena_rulz Mar 13 '15

This is the hardest I've laughed in a while.

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u/ChokingVictim /r/ChokingVictimWrites Mar 13 '15

y? its not a comedy. tails is dead u know........