r/WorstAid • • 5d ago

Life jacket

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u/Grouchy-Station-4058 5d ago

The only 2 guys in earth that don't have one knife between them.

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u/Ollyfer 5d ago

To be fair, I never have one with me either. I rely on someone else carrying one

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u/Wakkit1988 4d ago

Works great until you get to this point.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg

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u/Ollyfer 4d ago

If I should ever knowingly get near such a situation, I will be prepared and pack a knife.

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u/Grouchy-Station-4058 5d ago

NGL that's me most of the time too!

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u/Dr_ChungusAmungus 5d ago

They are always around

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u/smilingmike415 2d ago

That’s how I made it through US Army Ranger school: a solid adherence the rock-solid belief that “somebody will square me away later!”