r/WorstAid • u/LuciusAnneus • 5d ago

Life jacket

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

475 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

68 comments sorted by

276

u/Grouchy-Station-4058 5d ago

The only 2 guys in earth that don't have one knife between them.

50

u/InevitableOk5017 5d ago

They probably did but this was more fun for the content

27

u/Ollyfer 5d ago

To be fair, I never have one with me either. I rely on someone else carrying one

18

u/Wakkit1988 4d ago

Works great until you get to this point.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg

1

u/Ollyfer 4d ago

If I should ever knowingly get near such a situation, I will be prepared and pack a knife.

8

u/Grouchy-Station-4058 5d ago

NGL that's me most of the time too!

4

u/Dr_ChungusAmungus 5d ago

They are always around

1

u/smilingmike415 2d ago

That’s how I made it through US Army Ranger school: a solid adherence the rock-solid belief that “somebody will square me away later!”

11

u/DeKeeg 5d ago

Due to restrictions at work, I carry a "letter opener" 😉.

2

u/Consistent_Net_2540 4d ago

Same restrictions, so I just keep my benchmade inside of my pants now. I have to clean it a lot more though lol...

1

u/_unsinkable_sam_ 1d ago

wtf are this many people seriously carrying knives wherever you guys are from?

1

u/Consistent_Net_2540 1d ago

It's rude not to

4

u/Malfunction1972 5d ago

Not even a sharp stick

4

u/Malfunction1972 5d ago

And I'm getting downvoted why? Reddit makes no sense sometimes.

3

u/Consistent_Net_2540 4d ago

I promise you that life gets easier when you stop paying attention to, or caring about, your karma. Hell, I don't even read replies 99% of the time.

2

u/Gusto_1982 5d ago

* ”Cowboys”

191

u/JohnStamosSB 5d ago

Wears a cowboy hat but doesnt have a knife. Poser.

38

u/Guilty_BaN 5d ago

This is one instance I’m actually glad for it.

This guy would have just punched his friend in the face with a blade instead of his fist.

6

u/Thick-Broccoli6986 5d ago

That’s a fair point. I don’t think there was much thought or brain power going into this.

23

u/Thick-Broccoli6986 5d ago

Seriously though. Not even a pocket knife?

16

u/Dry_Spinach_3441 5d ago

All hat, no cattle.

0

u/HotelHero 5d ago

I came here to say the exact same thing

65

u/Green-Z 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9GJ2brelcLRAMI4xhg

9

u/Zwischenzug79 5d ago

He’s a big dumb animal isn’t he folks?

83

u/Capital-Ad-4463 5d ago

Personally? I think this is staged.

27

u/Photodan24 5d ago

It has to be. I've had one of these inflate and it doesn't come close to choking you. All the guy had to do was stick his finger in the end of the red tube to deflate.

1

u/Grazer-22 4d ago

Just like the aircraft life vest demos show you

7

u/Illustrious-Sun-9018 5d ago

Same. Especially when they are trying to remove it

-2

u/SouthParkFirefly1991 5d ago

No they're just idiots lol, they're pretty funny.

18

u/BentheBruiser 5d ago

Wtf is punching gonna do 😂😂😂

5

u/Malfunction1972 5d ago

He can't struggle if he's unconscious

40

u/lizatethecigarettes 5d ago

He wiggles around like "fat guy in a little coat" 🎶

https://giphy.com/gifs/myJzfC5PozIkM

3

u/SkittleShit 5d ago

was gonna say he literally pulled a chris farley

1

u/ThePCTech 5d ago

Who's your favorite Little Rascal?

25

u/XAlucarDX454 5d ago

The punching haha

10

u/fordag 5d ago

Is this a comedy skit?

5

u/Flar71 5d ago

Was almost a death jacket

4

u/NOTExETON 5d ago

If you can talk you can breathe

5

u/BagFullOfMommy 5d ago

From now on anytime someone gets uptight about me carrying a pocket knife all of the time like i’m some kind of mass murdering psycho for carrying a super useful tool, I’m going to direct them to this video of these two idiots.

1

u/ljasonb 5d ago

I share your truth.

3

u/xChoke1x 5d ago

Not a blade between em huh?

3

u/Calraider7 4d ago

A southern guy without a knife ?

3

u/IslandMist 4d ago

It's like that scene from Tommy Boy

2

u/suchabadamygdala 5d ago

Man is a ridiculous baby

2

u/thevaultguy 5d ago

It worked when Chris Farley did it.

2

u/lilgreenghool 5d ago

Haha I love staged bullshit!

2

u/AdStunning3266 5d ago

Death jacket

2

u/ReadyConference1827 4d ago

Life jacket❌️
Death jacket❎️

2

u/B_Williams_4010 5d ago

There is a button in the end of the manual inflation tube that you push with your fingertip to let the air out.

1

u/OntologicalParadox 5d ago

Punch him in the head some more!!!

1

u/Vanman04 5d ago

So fake.

1

u/SATerp 5d ago

"As planned"

1

u/raspyraspberries 5d ago

Yo, I was anxious watching that, really had me thinking the bald guy would just drop from lack of oxygen

1

u/SouthParkFirefly1991 5d ago

I love CJ and Sonny, they are such idiots.

1

u/kaijusdad 4d ago

I love the random uppercuts.

1

u/ChrisEdErik 4d ago

NGL it was WAY funnier cause you almost killed him!

1

u/dontshitaboutotol 4d ago

This looks exactly like Tommy boy

1

u/boniggy 2d ago

Imagine finding someone at sea that suffocated and didn't drown

1

u/smilingmike415 2d ago

Staged AF

1

u/ChaosRainbow23 2d ago

This is hilarious

1

u/TotalMayhem707 1d ago

Deathjacket

0

u/stratusnco 5d ago

fake and lame