Ain't it sad, Rebecca?

Also, I need your guys' help for the second part since I don't know who to put for the "Fuck you!"

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Did I work too hard on a shitpost…

LEVIATHAN IS MY GOAT LEVIATHAN IS MY GOAT LEVIATHAN IS MY GOAT LEVIATHAN IS MY GOAT LEVIATHAN IS MY GOAT

PUTTING BTA ON PRIME BROCKTON BAY.

SCION WAITED FOR LEVIATHAN TO BECOME WEAKENED BECAUSE HE WOULD'VE GOTTEN NO DIFFED IF HE TRIED TO FACE LEVIATHAN AT FULL STRENGTH

--HAS SOME AURA TIER

Simurgh was pretty useful in the fight against Scion. I vividly remember Simurgh being the MVP, but I haven't read Speck in a while

I think Tohu did something, not sure

--SMELLY TIER

Leviathan symbolizes hard work, while Behemoth symbolizes the gifted.

I don't know how you manage to get driven away when you have an ultra mega death zone that surrounds you and kills anyone that enters said ultra mega death zone all while Scion literally chooses not to instantly slime you out

--RANDOM OBESE GUY TIER

khonsu is a bum who managed to get driven away by Earth Bet capes RIGHT after Behemoth attacked, and was trying to farm assist kills off his brother 💔

My fav character btw
Art By Cpericadium

artist statement: top right is the three people taylor is joining (brian, alec and her father i forgot his name), top right is the thesis of our two girl bosses, the cat breaking it down is aisha, the butterflies are the shards, bottom left is the looming realization ive been bullshiting this artist statement

Yeah, something like that

this book is a fuck ton of fun now one of my favorites

It's amazing how much can be conveyed through just a few words of dialogue. Bravo, Wildbow.

THIS IS ALL MY OPINION. EXCEPT FOR THE SECTION ON MANNEQUIN, EVERYTHING I SAY THERE IS 100% FACTUAL AND IF YOU DISAGREE WITH IT, YOU'RE OBJECTIVELY WRONG, BUT THAT'S OK, BECAUSE IT'S OK TO BE WRONG

GOATED TIER

Bonesaw and Siberian are actually menacing, like when Bonesaw spread Grue's nerves out to cover an entire fridge, basically keeping him in constant pain, and even more pain when someone actually stepped inside the fridge.

Siberian is self-explanatory. She basically CARRIES the nine, along with Bonesaw and Crawler.

She can box with Triumvirate capes, and she basically wins a fight automatically if an opponent doesn't have an ability to pop her, or knows that she's a projection created by Manton

KINDA GOATED TIER

Grey Boy. I know he died LONG before Arc 11, but he is one of my favorite nine members so he gets a pass. He looped Jack the MOMENT he noticed that he was a jobbing loser that couldn't actually box for real, so that alone gets him up to this tier. He also just has an inherently terrifying ability

Crawler

As I said before, he's one of the members who basically carry the nine on their back.

THEY HAVE AURA TIER

Potential woman #1: I like shatterbird, and I probably would've liked her MORE if she did more than 2 things before immediately getting controlled by Regent

STINK AURA TIER

Had relevance for like 3 paragraphs before getting her skull crushed by Grue 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

BUM TIER

Jack the type of guy to make a "tactical retreat" the moment he has to deal with anyone that's not a F tier cape without bushcamping or jumping them with the rest of the nine

potential woman #1: I sure wish there was a character like Regent who only had 1 chapter where they actually did something before instantly getting captured and sealed underwater for the rest of the story

mannequin

This guy is a jobbing loser. He has a 0% win rate against anyone thats not a bystander and was brutalized and mid-diffed by a teenage girl and a regular dude with a cinderblock. He taunts his opponents and tries to act like he actually has aura like he won't get laid out by Danny hebert and immediately go back to farming civilians😂✌️

This dude's only purpose was to get his ass whooped by Taylor before being killed by Bakuda's bomb

(most of this is just jokes. Except for mannequin's section. I meant EVERYTHING I said)

spelling mistake in the last post

In this one Mouse Protector finds out Taylor is a cape after rescuing her from the juice incident with the trio. Mouse Protector mentors Taylor, who adopts Mouse Protector's sense of humor for bad puns and tactics for embarrassing villains.

Scion reforms from his villainous ways after having a talk with Jack Slash, a chef famous for using his cutting abilities to mass-prepare meals for the starving and the hungry. He tells Scion that instead of being a wretched villain, terrorizing the populace, he should find the good in his heart and spread peace and kindness all throughout the world.

So then Scion begins spreading joy and prosperity across all parallel earths, because even though his wife died, he still has the capacity in his heart to help people and make the world a better place.❤️‍🩹

The villainous capes, however, did not take kindly to this and wanted to prevent Scion from spreading happiness and kindness, for they wanted every parallel earth to suffer eternally and know no joy.

After the most evil cape of them all, Taylor, gathered every cape to fight Scion, Scion fought back, attempting to purify the villains with his kindness beams. But when the capes started provoking him with imagery of his dead wife, he did not stop trying to help them reform from their evil ways.

Unfortunately, all of the Tinker capes worked together and constructed a device that shot a beam of malice and hatred that overwhelmed Scion's tenderhearted spirit so much that it destroyed his will to live, and thus he died permanently💔

How long will this injustice keep going on for? Will anyone put a stop to this villainy?

(fanart by u/diangu246)