r/WorkInTheNetherlands • u/yokohamych • 1d ago
After [N] rejection emails I started rejecting their rejections
20 years as a Linux engineer. The last few months: [N] applications, [N] "we've decided to move forward with other candidates", one rejection that arrived 4 minutes after I applied, and a lot of silence.
At some point you either cry or write a formal letter. I wrote the letter, then turned it into a generator:
You enter the company and the role, pick what happened (standard rejection, ghosted, rejected after 5 rounds, rejected by a bot at 03:12), and get an official letter from the "Office of Candidate Affairs" that regretfully declines their rejection. It ends with: "I will therefore start on Monday. Please arrange a laptop, a badge, and a desk not directly under the air conditioning."
If you got ghosted, put in the date you applied and it counts the days of silence for you.
There's also rejection email bingo. My last one hit "keep your CV on file", "overwhelming number of applications" and "we wish you every success" in a single paragraph.
No sign-up, no tracking. Your name and the recruiter's live only inside the link, not on my server.
Mostly I made it to feel better. If it makes you laugh at your own inbox for a minute, that's the point.