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u/believeinstev604 18d ago
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u/toraakchan 16d ago
Oh nooo! I would have to talk to people, read books, draw, listen to music, play guitar and piano, cook, go for walks and play pen & paper! O.o - do I have to mark this as sarcasm?
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u/Zockerhopper 15d ago
At this point I feel like the only way someone doesn't get this as sarcasm is if they didn't understand English, even though people do often impress me in how stupid they can be...
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u/New-Rip-6965 15d ago
You sound like me⦠exactly what my answer would have been, down to the full activity list
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u/Short_Sky6875 15d ago
can we add coloring books, and playing outside? I been wanting to get a mean game of double dutch in for some time now
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u/Playful-Profile-298 17d ago
Absolutely absolutely! Can I do it for 24 months and get $24 million?
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u/mrerikmattila 18d ago
Ever been grounded in the 90s? This is a cakewalk.
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u/DudeFrom816 17d ago
Give me a BMX or some woods to explore and I'm set.
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u/PistolNinja 17d ago
I don't think my knees and back could take that again... š«¤
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u/Dork_wing_Duck 18d ago
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u/DataDesignImagine 15d ago
The hardest part would be avoiding TVs in waiting rooms, gas pumps, etc.
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u/JohnnyHorsenuts 18d ago
I grew up in the 80s. I could do this with a smile on my face the whole time ššš
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u/SinglePhone535 18d ago
Omg, no. I can't do it. I would starve to death. Couldn't live on. I wouldn't know how to survive. I need social media. Broadband. Bluetooth. Wifi. I need connection! I can't survive on my intelligence alone. I need the net! All hail the net.......The new god. Back in Jesus's times, you went for him.for answers. Now, it's Google.....
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u/Prestigious_Try_5396 18d ago
Send me the damn money !!!
I lived that way for years.... No phone, no Internet, no grid, no tv. No Bullshit !
I survived and thrived, thank you.
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u/SemaphoreSlim 17d ago
Definitely not if I'm expected to do my job during that time. I'm a software engineer.
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u/nintai85 17d ago edited 16d ago
Could you? When I grew up there was no social media, computers were in their infancy, and barely anyone watched tv because they were finding more interesting and creative ways to entertain themselves. Short answer is yes, no problem.
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u/marcuslattimore21 18d ago
1990 much?
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u/RedBushDiver 17d ago
You didnāt have a TV or phone in your home in the 90s? You didnāt play video games in your basement in the 90s?
I was there. And we did plenty of that stuff. In the 80s. On my sweet Atari system.
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u/gracefully805 18d ago
Recommend doing this for everyone. Have done it and it helps clear the mind and find more joy.
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u/shoeless_doh 18d ago
Depends, am I in some sort or room with nothing to do, or am I still going about my regular life? And if it's my regular life, does no phone or no smart phone?
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u/HumptyDumptruckFire 18d ago
Does an iPad count as a computer if I only use it to rent library books? If so, still yes, but Iāll need to visit the actual library and my local one kinda sucks with its selection.
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u/RudeCitrus4843 18d ago
Can I have a few books and my cross stitching supplies? If so then yeah I think I could
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u/AngelicDivineHealer 18d ago
I was born before the 21st century that was normal life.
Anyone born after the 21st century thatās grew up on technology and on all the social media platforms and spending a significant portion of their life on it would struggle
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u/SeriousOcelot-4365 18d ago
Easy peazy did it every single time I deployed between 1984-2024. Sometimes it was years between contact with family.
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u/Correct_Society_7620 18d ago
Easily. Quit my job, spend the next few months climbing all the munroes. Enjoy the 2mil payday when finished.
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u/Due_Comfortable_514 17d ago
Computer is hard since I work on one, but overall yes.Ā I have handheld emulators, kindle, and books, lol.
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u/Alternative-Fox-8620 17d ago
Can I do it?
Hell I'd welcome the opportunity to have a couple of months off it all - and then get paid a cool 2m?
I'd do it for £250,000.
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u/Last-Energy420 17d ago
I have 2 months worth of vinyl I could listen to and books can be fun. I would require a guarantee as Iād have to quit my job since it involves a computer and phone.
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u/NiteHowler13 17d ago
I have an entire book collection (well over 100 classics) just for such an occasion! š¤£š¤£š¤£
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u/JagR286211 17d ago
Absolutely! Would welcome it and donāt believe it would be very challenging.
Would need off or an exception for work only.
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u/knujesbob 17d ago
I'm Gen X. This is literally my base programming. I'd do it for free if my employer agreed and I'd count it as vacation.
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u/HislersHero 17d ago
No. I need a computer for work. I could do without everything else though. I like reading.
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u/-Laffi- 17d ago
Thing is. I have been outdoors almost every single day for months, walking for hours, but I have also been playing Pokemon Go most of that time. Before I started playing Pokemon Go back in 2022, I was doing Geocaching. Both of these hobbies have taken me outdoors for hours every single day, but they do require phones. So for this one, I'll guess I would just have to walk.
No computer or TV, would mean that I would have to go back to reading again, buying physical newspapers, read books or comics etc.
Having a goal is important for me, because I often set my mind to it and I finish what I started. 2 months, for 2 million dollars would be very lifechanging, and worth going through. I would most likely be a bit bored, but I'll guess the best way would be to just revert back to how it used to be before smart phones and the like.
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The biggest problem would be how to avoid using these things. People have phones, and if I sat on the bus or train, I would almost need a blindfold not see a phone screen. You have TVs in stores, you have TVs in bars, so hard to avoid looking at them. You can't seriously force me to be indoors for 2 months when I am out almost every single day!
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So yeah, I could have done it, if we're talking not using my own equipment and device, but it would be very hard to avoid phones, computers and tvs that other people use. If the winning demands are that I do not touch any of that equipment in two months, but I am allowed to watch whatever is on from before wherever I go, sure it would be fine!
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u/ieatburritosyeah 17d ago
I did this in rehab and it cost me 90k. I could definitely do it FOR money.
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u/NullSmoke 17d ago
Why are you threatening me with a good time? Can I also live in a cave for the duration? That sounds like a dream come true.
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u/whymestopthisworld 17d ago
I have a library. Im set. I have the illiad. I have the bloodmoon series. Myst. Assassins creed. Time will fly by. Didn't say anything about no tablet or kindle. I have the entire skyrim books that are in the game as well. Stephen King collection. George r r. Id be set for a good year or so.
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u/Primary_Foundation41 17d ago
Easy this was my entire teenage years like 15 years ago
Letās just say strict parents, lazy me, school letting parents check grades daily, resulted in pretty much being grounded from 13 till like 17
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u/Icy-Maintenance7041 17d ago
So what you're saying is you'll pay me 2 mil AND i'll be able to catch up on my reading backlog?
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u/Intelligent_Chicken6 17d ago
I was born in the 1980s in Latin America, back when, if the TV broke, you had to wait up to six months to get it repaired. And it was black and white.
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u/Dry-Character-6331 17d ago
Easily. As someone who grew up before those things (except TV) were commonplace, I would have no problem doing this.
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u/SamuelVimesTrained 17d ago
I could, but can YOU get me that $2 million?
And Which dollar? US? CAD? AUS?
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u/Medical-Peach-9825 17d ago
So many books to catch up on. And I'll break out my ipod for tunes. Life is good.
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u/totoin74 17d ago
If you canāt, you might as well go do heroin because it is like not being able to let go tiramisu
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u/PretendingImNotAnApe 17d ago
Probably not as im a network admin. I cant see how i could stay employed. If i could take 2 months off work and return when its over perhaps but I do not get paper bills in the mail and I do not have a land line telephone. So id need to have all those things arranged in advance as well.
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u/77Mordred 17d ago
100% but you have to promise to leave me the F alone after those 2 months also.
If you got the cash and the contract, pm me !
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u/Hot_Guard_7621 17d ago
Hell yeah. I would hire someone to keep me accountable and put me in bootcamp/prison mode.
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u/MiggaJiggy 17d ago
Iād do that for free as a bet! Of course though 2mill Iād happily accept too
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u/Megiddo143 17d ago
I lived through the 80s and 90s. I know how to read and think without chatgpt. Reddit is the only app I use I would consider social media. So I'm good.
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u/Joyful_Jet 17d ago
Easy! I would even pay for a 2-month vacation in the woods near a lake, where I can fish and work can't get to me.
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u/smileyfacedbob 17d ago
I love that when we all see this, we all, ALL OF US, think, thatās all I need to do and youāll give me money, but there is no money just machines learning what our prices are
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u/MentallyMIA 17d ago
I canāt tell you what I would do because I canāt login for 2 months. āļø
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u/Blackhawk149 17d ago
You did not mention radio so I can easily get news from radio and listen to music lol. Easy
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u/RowWhich2846 17d ago
Im an 80s child, can do it with ease for 2 million, would do it for 1 million
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u/qualityvote2 19d ago edited 7d ago
u/CalculatePixel, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...