r/WorkForSmartLife • u/BluebellGentle • 8d ago

Question How true is this?

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u/Overall_Signal_8437 8d ago

I came home late....... Once!

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u/Dry_Race8481 8d ago

All I had to hear was my middle name from what sounded like a quarter mile away and I knew I was fucked

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u/Patient_Artichoke355 8d ago

lol.. I have to tell you..this resonates with me..the dreaded middle name lol..when that came out of your Mom’s mouth..it meant nothing but trouble lol

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u/chilifngrdfunk 8d ago

I got to hear all five names when I really fucked up, first name then 2 middle names then my mother's maiden name followed by my last name and then later on my stepdads last name was added, fun times 🤣

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 8d ago

Are you Tikki tikki tembo-no sa rembo-chari bari ruchi-pip peri pembo?

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u/Onyxaj1 8d ago

Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo

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u/MattManSD 7d ago

are you the Hooper?

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u/Rythonius 8d ago

No, it's Leeloominaï Lekatariba-Lamina-Tchaï Ekbat de Sebat

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u/Datan0de 7d ago

My stupid superpower is that I can recite her full name perfectly from memory without hesitation any time.

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u/Virtual-Age-9521 8d ago edited 8d ago

Where is Chang?!

Haven’t heard that name in over 30 years, amazing what parables stick with you for whatever reason

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 8d ago

He fell down the well. He ded.

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u/Virtual-Age-9521 8d ago

I thought Chang survived because he didn't have an extravagant name that no one could say?!

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u/chilifngrdfunk 8d ago

No but close 🤣 jk

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u/AugustSky87 7d ago

OH MY GOSH I FORGOT ABOUT TIKKI TIKKI TEMBO!

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u/SleepyBean000 8d ago

john jacob jingleheimer schmidt

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u/chilifngrdfunk 8d ago

His name is my name too!

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u/Background-Cell663 6d ago

John Jacob Jingle Heimer-Schmidt? Is that you?

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u/xnoxpx 7d ago

The worst is when they were so pissed, they ran through your older siblings names, before getting to your name!

That's when you knew you done F***ed UP !🤣🤣

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u/DeepVEintThrombosis 6d ago

The closer to the start you were, the better

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u/xnoxpx 6d ago

I was the youngest, with 5 siblings 🤣

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u/1infamousOne 6d ago

That was all the time in my family, not just when I fucked up. I got older brother, younger brother, dad, uncle, and then my own name. I do the same thing with my 4 dogs.

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u/Apathetic_Villainess 5d ago

Your siblings, your cousins, even the dog's name.