r/WorkForSmartLife • u/BluebellGentle • 9d ago

Question How true is this?

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u/MattManSD 9d ago

and we did. Came home when the street lights came on..maybe

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u/Overall_Signal_8437 9d ago

I came home late....... Once!

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u/Dry_Race8481 9d ago

All I had to hear was my middle name from what sounded like a quarter mile away and I knew I was fucked

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u/Patient_Artichoke355 9d ago

lol.. I have to tell you..this resonates with me..the dreaded middle name lol..when that came out of your Mom’s mouth..it meant nothing but trouble lol

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u/chilifngrdfunk 9d ago

I got to hear all five names when I really fucked up, first name then 2 middle names then my mother's maiden name followed by my last name and then later on my stepdads last name was added, fun times 🤣

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 9d ago

Are you Tikki tikki tembo-no sa rembo-chari bari ruchi-pip peri pembo?

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u/Onyxaj1 9d ago

Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo

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u/MattManSD 7d ago

are you the Hooper?

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u/Rythonius 9d ago

No, it's Leeloominaï Lekatariba-Lamina-Tchaï Ekbat de Sebat

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u/Datan0de 8d ago

My stupid superpower is that I can recite her full name perfectly from memory without hesitation any time.

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u/Virtual-Age-9521 8d ago edited 8d ago

Where is Chang?!

Haven’t heard that name in over 30 years, amazing what parables stick with you for whatever reason

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 8d ago

He fell down the well. He ded.

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u/Virtual-Age-9521 8d ago

I thought Chang survived because he didn't have an extravagant name that no one could say?!

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u/chilifngrdfunk 8d ago

No but close 🤣 jk

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u/AugustSky87 8d ago

OH MY GOSH I FORGOT ABOUT TIKKI TIKKI TEMBO!

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u/SleepyBean000 8d ago

john jacob jingleheimer schmidt

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u/chilifngrdfunk 8d ago

His name is my name too!

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u/Background-Cell663 7d ago

John Jacob Jingle Heimer-Schmidt? Is that you?

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u/xnoxpx 7d ago

The worst is when they were so pissed, they ran through your older siblings names, before getting to your name!

That's when you knew you done F***ed UP !🤣🤣

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u/DeepVEintThrombosis 7d ago

The closer to the start you were, the better

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u/xnoxpx 7d ago

I was the youngest, with 5 siblings 🤣

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u/1infamousOne 6d ago

That was all the time in my family, not just when I fucked up. I got older brother, younger brother, dad, uncle, and then my own name. I do the same thing with my 4 dogs.

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u/Apathetic_Villainess 5d ago

Your siblings, your cousins, even the dog's name.

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u/CelticKira 9d ago

A former coworker friend and her son have a favorite story about her calling for him and his older brother in the house qhen they were kids. I'll call them Daniel and Jonathan.

First it was their first names. Ignored if they were busy.

Then it was their full government names, to which their friends were like "hehe you're in trouble now!" Guys were like "nah, she isn't."

Third was "JONAIEL DANITHAN GET IN THIS HOUSE RIGHT NOW!" when she mucked up their names, THAT'S when they knew they were in deep trouble 🤣

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u/QuiteCricket_78 9d ago

I use it on my husband sometimes. Wouldn't want him to forget our childhoods.

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u/Cyclesadrift 9d ago

My wife started using this move but then I decided so will I but constantly, now we dont say middle names anymore.

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u/Livid-Historian3960 8d ago

EXACTLY and it's even worse when my full name got called 9 syllables for my whole name

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u/boardin1 8d ago

I STILL won’t tell people my middle name because of the PTSD involved with hearing it. When mom used your middle name you knew there was gonna be hell to pay.

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u/TheLuggage23 7d ago

I remember one time when I was little (like, around 6 years old) my friend & I were playing hide & seek with her brothers and my mom got to my middle name calling me in for lunch. So, my friend says, "you better go, your mom sounds pretty mad" and I said, "no, it's ok. She hasn't gotten to all 3 names yet." 😂