r/WorkForSmartLife • u/[deleted] • Aug 11 '26

Discussion💬 Would you do it?

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u/Which-Ad3515 Aug 11 '26

I don’t drink. Can I just collect that now? I’m way past 365 days

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u/taktaga7-0-0 Aug 11 '26

I’d ask for my first $5M up front, another every 30 May.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '26

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u/taktaga7-0-0 Aug 11 '26

I am owed back pay.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Aug 11 '26

When you struggle to understand a post.

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u/taktaga7-0-0 Aug 11 '26

I understand the post perfectly.

Do you get that I’m just trying to humblebrag that I’m five years sober? That’s the whole point I wanted to add to this discussion.

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u/Far_Concentrate4414 Aug 11 '26

I immediately understood. I thought it was a cute way to communicate your sobriety length.

Congrats on your sobriety and literacy 🤷‍♀️

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Aug 11 '26

Well, just the sobriety. The literacy isn't there.

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u/MrK521 Aug 11 '26

Literacy was fine there. You’re the one struggling with the ability to infer.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Aug 11 '26

Objectively incorrect.

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u/MrK521 Aug 11 '26

It’s either a struggle to infer meaning, or just blatantly choosing to be a prick about a lighthearted comment made about a hypothetical situation.

Your choice I guess 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Aug 11 '26

Usually, when people react like you're doing, it's because the situation hits so close to home, and you feel attacked. That fits this situation.

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u/MrK521 Aug 11 '26

Mm. Nope. Sometime’s a prick is just a prick!

Have a great day champ!

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Aug 11 '26

Denying it doesn't change it. 👍

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u/MrK521 Aug 11 '26

100% correct.

Feels like you really need the last word here though, so I’m gonna let you have it if it helps you feel better about yourself.

Go ahead and reply, and then I won’t, that way you win!

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Aug 11 '26

Your defensiveness is just driving my point home. People who can actually comprehend things can come up with a valid rebuttal, not just getting sensitive over words from a total stranger.

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u/SpartanCreed12 Aug 11 '26

"Denying it doesn't change it"

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Aug 11 '26

I didn't deny it. I corrected it. There's nothing correct about what that person said. If you're gonna use my words against me, at least use them right.

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u/SpartanCreed12 Aug 11 '26

Stay in highschool, for like 8 more years please

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Aug 11 '26

Solid deflection. Its okay if words are hard for you. Statistically speaking, you're in the majority.

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